==== Health ====

• Malcom is allergic to rockets and sun choke
• Monarch wears contacts
• Malcom was dying in his body due to being in Rusty’s brain
• Malcom’s heart stopped and he had to be defibrillated, this happened twice
• Malcom on life support
• Brock broke monarchs right leg. Left arm, injured his head, and almost gouged his eyes out
• Monarch getting glass in his nose

==== Lore ====

• Monarch has been trying to kill venture since “marky mark had a funky bunch” so since 1991
• It took Malcom 20 years to grow his beard
• Malcom worked for phantom limb as a henchman, he was number 9
• Malcom tried to blow up rusty in college but failed

==== Tv/Movie/Music/Games ====

• Malcom mentions the movie Glengarry
• Malcom mentioning lidsville the tv show
• Malcom saying him and Gary look like they’re from the “cult of personality ” music video by living colors
• Malcom making a eight crazy nights reference
• Malcom talking about dinosaurs tvshow
• Malcom talking about dr. Drew
• Malcom watched hart to hart
• Malcom and 21 used to watch game of thrones together
• Malcom mentions stop making sense
• The monarch has ended up on an episode ufo hunters for flying to high in the sky as well as was chased by jets
• Malcom and Shelia got freaky to birthday by the sugarcubes
• Malcom abused himself to markie post (basically jerking off while watching night court)
• 21 Picture put in a book about the monarch of him making out with stiv bators and Lydia lunch

==== Random ====

• Malcom showers in his cowl
• Malcom evil laughs at regular jokes
• Malcom has shelia in his phone as honey bunny
• The monarchs colors are maroon and marigold
• Malcoms dad collected butterflies
• Malcom using his old wallet and not the 200$ teal Paul smith wallet Gary got him for his birthday
• Malcom knows how rusty thinks, how he takes his coffee and his sleep number
• Malcom spells his evil laugh “mruu-haha”|
• Malcom has a vintage rosewood executive desk by arne vodder for sibast
• Malcom has his “mom” (aka a monarch butterfly) framed on his desk
• Malcoms trust fund account is over drawn
• Malcom uses handy dandy facial grooming jelly for his beard and eyebrows
• Malcom calling Gary honey
• Malcom pisses in the sink
• Malcom masterbates to hentai
• Malcom trimming his beard with garys knife and donating it to locs of love
• Malcom cant last more than 5 minutes when shelia wears the cheerleader outfit during sex
• Malcom lives in newark new jersey
• Malcom getting excited to arch that he pees himself
• Malcom doesn’t own regular clothes
• Malcom not caring that Gary and Shelia made out, even calling it a drunken threesome
• Malcom has watched Shelia fuck other guys
• Malcom used to listen to Pete’s radio show in college
• Malcom doesn’t smoke
• Malcom drinks fresca
• Malcom has his dead cat on the mantle (Mr mostly mittens)
• monarch never henchs for money
• Malcom killed wonder boy
• Malcom drank a lot when Shelia and him were broken up
• Malcom has chlamydial (s3 ep 8)
• Malcom planted dynamite on rustys baby blue jeep
• Malcom def has abandonment issues (you abandoned me, you abandoned my hatred talking about rusty)
• Malcom buck teeth
• Monarch made the cocoon and not a butterfly to fly around in because “its gay”
• Monarch has a live journal
• Malcom has a trust fund
• Monarch learned butterfly kisses in prison
• Monarch keeping monarchs in his cell to use them as messenger pigeons
• Monarch is built too much like a girl apparently
• King gorilla was going to rape monarch (attempted) but he woke up
• King gorilla forces monarch to make out with him
• Monarch eating a monarch butterfly
• Monarch hasn’t been relaxed in forever
• Monarch doesn’t do anything besides arching venture
• Monarch Doesn’t want world domination “leaves it to the religious nuts and the republicans”
• Monarch joined the guild for dental and health insurance package
• Sheila and Malcom agreed to not have kids/ didn’t want any
• Monarch has masterbated to dr. Girlfriend making out with Rusty (or atleast was going to until he got interrupted)
• Malcom wrote in his journal love letter to shelia and drew drawings of her as well
• Malcom and Shelia lives in a town called malice
• Malcom hates everything including himself alot, he hates himself more than a villian hates the person they’re arching
• Malcom tried to get the surname venture to be illegal
• Malcom tutoring st. Cloud
• Gary and Malcom attending a pre teen class of karate to try to show they have a bunch of recruiting henchmen
• Malcom and Gary fighting over snorkels because Gary’s snorkel matches Malcom’s suit and he wants it because it matches
• Gary, Malcom and the peril partnership traitor playing dive bomb
• Dr. Girlfriend put a tracker on monarch when they first started dating by putting the tracker in her mouth and shoving it somewhere (implied ass)
• Monarch took a fly by poop in ventures pool

===== Monarchs list of ideas to torture venture is:

• Hot pokers (iron) eyes, groin…knees?
• Bamboo under fingernails (chopsticks in kitchen drawer)
• Wild dogs. Maybe a pack of Ill-tempered dogs? (Re-think)
• Drive to bad neighborhood and scream racial epithets
• Sodium pentathol (make him admit he’s a prick on camera)
• Rack! (Find ren-fest costume from that stupid wedding)
• Cut off nose? (Check guild rule book)
• Marathon man dentist drill. (is it safe?)
• 12 hours of deafening faith hill music (make sure he hates it first)
• The bell!… sucks!!! (Asian theme)
• The pear of anguish (con- have to make a pear of anguish)
• Foot roasting (too slapstick?)
• Exposure (maybe too time consuming)
• Buried alive! (Con- don’t get to watch him in torment)
• Ice knife
• Broken glass in ears?

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