==== Health ====
- gets motion sick
- has one kidney due to Rusty taking one because he needed it (Assumed to be left as that's the side Rusty grabs on him)
- isn't circumcised
- Gets UTIs Often (Urinary Track infections)
- Vegetarian
- has Emetophobia
- Dean has onset ocular degradation
- is showing early signs of male pattern baldness
- Dean hyperventilates and vomits when he's scared (also cries)
- Dean pees himself when he’s scared
- Dean feeling like he’s dying when the clones die
- Dean passing out from running (was wheezing/panting and shaking from exhaustion)
- Hatred thinking Dean is anorexia and or has bulimia
- Dean suffering from heatstroke
- Hatred thinks dean cut himself
- Deans scars on his right arm is from getting it stuck in something
- Ben saying that dean doesn't have Acrofrontofacionasal dysostosis with comorbid idiopathic hirsutism in the orbital region (maybe a problem with clones or reference to rejected dean clone)
- Investigator wrote down for dean and hank “ paranoid delusions, arrested development, crybaby, oral fixations, stolkholmes syndrome ”
- Dean not being able to feel his left arm (thinks he’s having a heart attack) and wishing he had a normal life (dean having a panic attack)
- Dean doesn’t have an ass as well as Rusty doesn’t
- Dean is younger then hank by 4 minutes
- Apparently dean is the weakest
- Brock lets Dean rides ontop of the airplane often and they let him do it till he passes out
- Dean gets testicular torsion
==== Lore ====
- Dean is the rightful heir to the guild of calamitous intent because Lloyd venture was his great grandfather and was the grand protector of the orb, but Dean transfers his ownership to the guild to “David bowie”
- Dean hasn't seen another teenage boy before besides hank when he first sees Dermott
- Dean and Hank discover the sphinx hideout every other week, causing the boys getting their mind wiped so much that they’re becoming dumb
- Current Dean is the 14th version of Dean
- Dean getting kidnapped by Myra, stripped of his clothes and almost rebirthed from her even though she’s not his mom
- Died 14 times: Sucked in the X-1's engine turbines, Devoured by a giant spider, Explosion, Hank and him Shot an arrow through each other's heads, Decapitated by a clothesline while riding their hover bikes, Ripped apart by Werewolf-Rusty, "The Sevens" death unknown, Crushed by a robot in their bedroom, Fell on blunt scissors while running, Gas sleep. The silent killer, Fell into a pit of spikes, Burnt in their blazing beds, bludgeoned to death by sonny, Shot while riding their hover bikes by 21/24
- Sgt hatred touched dean and hank and dean can’t remember because he was passed out from the wine
- Dean and hank get caught by a police officer who thinks their druggies and gets arrested and sent to jail, They specifically got arrested for not going speed limit (too slow)
- Hank and deans 16th birthday ( season 2 episode 2, yet Hank and Dean are older then they’re told because their ids say that they’re older
- dean and hank were kidnapped by Myra claiming to be their mom
- Dean kidnapped by underbite and is mistaken for a girl, and forced marry to underbite and made to wear a barbed wire ring (the marriage didn't actually happen but almost did)
==== Tv/Movie/Music/Games ====
- likes space invaders
- Colonel gentleman having Dean watch Sabrina the teenage witch
- Dean has yu-gi-oh cards and slammer pogs
- Dean watches the peanuts Halloween special every year
- Dean tells helper v2 he’ll give skins a go
- dean mentioning grand theft auto vice city and the radio station from the game flash fm
- Dean named after Rodger Dean
- Dean borrowed hanks 98 degrees cd and liked the song hank liked from them
==== Random ====
- Dean knowing guild procedures
- Dean uses Selsun blue/ smells like it
- Dean gave his watch that Rusty gave him to Billy
- Dean doesn’t understand New York subway systems
- Dean buying a giraffe & naming it Mr. Reachmore
- Dean has apple head dolls
- Dean knows Spanish (maybe just a tiny bit)
- Deans favorite gladiators are the retiarius
- Dean doesn’t think he gets good things
- Dean drinking orange soda
- Dean letting go of the psychics because he related to them and felt bad that they were stuck in tubes
- Rusty isn’t allowed in deans room
- Dean has a diary
- Dean and Jared share a philosophy class
- Dean is taking an art class in college
- Hank labeling deans books as dork supplies and deans vest as virginity protectors
- Rusty signed dean up for a lot of science classes
- Dean has a check book
- Dean gets his class changed to botany
- Dean wrote a check for 1 million dollars to Malcom so he would leave him alone
- Brock saying deans writing was like a Sylvia paths (including that his writing read like a suicide note, which she did kill herself)
- Shelia suggests dean pledges gamma psi delta due to his dad, his dads dad, and so forth pledging such
- Dean uses vanilla Christmas candles
- Dean used to want to kiss the girl gremlin with lipstick
- Dean hides in the closet when he panics
- Hank and Dean taught karate (the maimers)
- Dean has a rape whistle and a baton
- Dean has somewhere in the teens subscribed to the venture home newspaper
- Brock teaching dean how to fight
- Dean wanting to learn about engines that run on anti matter
- Dean knows Snapple facts
- Dean beating the fuck out of Dermott while he cries ugly
- Dean knows how to draw
- Dean apparently has a “Iggy pop body with a Weezer sort of style”
- Nancy and drew trying to get freaky with dean forcefully (attempted)
- Dean is hard to get things for because he keeps trying to get stuff off an old 1976 catalogue for Christmas
- listens to over the phone Christmas story’s
- Dean accidently summoning Krampus from Dr.Orpheus Necronomicon because he saw him reading it to make cookies and thought it had Christmas stories in it
- Dean built hanks first amp out of a speak and spell, it was orange
- Dean reading giant boy detective
- Dean has a hoverbike as well as Hank does
- Dean reading the funny pages
- Dean being timed to build a gun and taking too long that the stopwatch doesn’t register it
- “Dean is…sensitive”
- Deans top 5 dream jobs in order are: Boy reporter, Boy detective, Marine Biologist, Husband, Retiarius
- Deans number 5 dream job was retiarius but Hank called him gay lord and he erased it
- Rusty putting super scientist for deans number 5 job
- Rusty thinks Dean should have been Rusty venture the way he believes the kidnapping stuff
- Dean has a bible narrated by Darth Vader (I’m guessing voice actor)
- Him and Hank are given 10 minutes of shower time
- Dean putting his loose hair under his pillow for the hair fairy
- Dean working on “science” by making Shrinky dinks
- Dean doesn’t want to be a scientist and is only doing it because his dad wanted him to do it
- Dean hitting his head to stim
- “I have a sister named dawn” (referring to dean)
- Dean keeps calling dr. Girlfriend mommy
- Dean says he keeps having a dream of a giant spider with his dad head on it that keeps stealing his penis
- Dean has a dream catcher
- Dean has action figures
- Dean put his pubes under his pillow for the tooth fairy after they were removed for his testicular torsion surgery
- Dean good with computers
- Dean is a bad liar
- Deans side of the dorm has a “male whales not bombs” poster, “love is a chemical reaction” periodic table poster, “think” periodic table poster, a periodic table poster, I’m assuming a pineapple sloth/dog/owl picture? And I’m guessing his prom photo or some random celebrity photo, idk it’s something? A “science saves lives, vaccinate” poster, A malaria poster of Africa, a Stuyvesant flag, black brick sheets, blue and green plaid sheets. An atom poster, a yellow desk lamp.
- Dean is jealous that Hank doesn’t care that he’s dressed like Batman in public
- Dean saying he wish he didn’t have to focus on things like Sirena or Jared
- Dean isn’t sure why he slept with Sirena because he wasn’t in love with her
- Dean is hallucinating giant boy detective as Billy and Triana as a princess, Pete as a white oracle and his dad as a rat, and the monarch as a wasp (looks like zorak)? Also Dean as like obi wan
- Dean gets called a crybaby and a pussy
- Dean in his dream freeing the orphans just to say stuff he wished that he didn't have to deal with (have his own room, not live in fear of costume guys trying to kill him, or yetis freaking out on him and putting him on a rocket ship to place where his father will make him get into a fight with a venus fly trap and rocks and a gun)
jul 4 2024 ∞
oct 29 2024 +