==== Health ====

  • has one kidney due to Rusty taking one because he needed it (Assumed to be right as that's the side Rusty grabs)
  • is circumcised
  • Hank wets the bed
  • Hank is older then Dean
  • Hank & Dean get testicular torsion
  • Dr. Phage says Hank has undiagnosed adhd
  • Hank has a giant centipede scar on his left collarbone
  • Hank has atrophied limbs from the Armor suit and has to do physical therapy to rebuild his muscles
  • Hank has acne
  • Hank gets choked out by Molotov for sneaking up on her while she’s sleeping
  • Hank drowned in the pool (didn’t die)
  • Hank falling out the back of a car

==== Lore ====

  • Hank & Dean get caught by a police officer who thinks their druggies and gets arrested and sent to jail, They specifically got arrested for not going speed limit (too slow)
  • Hank vaguely remembering his death of jumping off the roof like batman
  • Hank didn’t graduate from the learning bed (diploma got stuck in the machine, later it came out crumpled up)
  • Hank doesn’t want to go to college
  • Hank tries to run away to an abandoned zoo a-lot
  • Hank passed sphinx training
  • Hank training with sphinx just to get his memory erased
  • Hank and Gary getting to go to the asylum due to Gary’s guild connections
  • Hank and deans 16th birthday ( season 2 episode 2)
  • Hank and Dean are older then they’re told because their ids say that they’re older

==== Tv/Movie/Music/Games ====

  • listens to 98 degrees
  • Hank listening to jimmy buffet
  • Hank had never seen fight club
  • Hank played medal of honor, heros 2
  • Hank reading marvel comics
  • Jurassic park ref
  • Star wars ref
  • Hank saying watch and ward look like the grand funk railroad
  • Hank mentioning grand theft auto vice city and the radio station from the game flash fm
  • Hank getting a copy of she’s all that for the pirate to recover from tranquilizers
  • Hank locked himself in the research lab after seeing dog day afternoon
  • Hank making a reference to the end of the wizard of oz
  • Hank mentions Lenny kravitz
  • Hank watched red shoe diaries
  • Hank watched hulk
  • Hank watched blade runner
  • Hank watches csi
  • hank thinks michonne from walking dead is attractive
  • Hank wearing the “bad” michael json outfit to his date with Serena
  • Hank thinks shallow gravy will be as big as eddy and the cruisers
  • Hank dreaming about his own version of pete the magic dragon but named saleenathor
  • Hank dreaming about 19 year old Dominique dawes
  • Hank dreaming about having full wavy hair like he man
  • Hank likes 98 degrees
  • Hank had a crush on Danica Patrick and Mary Lou Retton

==== Random ====

  • hank learning trapeze
  • Hank owns a teddy Ruskin
  • Hank has his ears pierced
  • Hank bought stuff with rustys money because he found out he could buy things on the internet
  • Hank getting his nails done
  • Hank thinks gay means transgender
  • Rusty gave hank his dads old battle van, Hank called the battle van the gravy boat
  • Hank likes chex mix
  • Hanks top 5 dream jobs in order are: Drifter, Owner and operator of the chimp Eden, Batman, Batman, Secutor
  • Hank wears stetson cologne
  • Hank reads venture daily news
  • Hank wanted to call shallow gravy “lip glossery”
  • Hank carved deans name into the bathroom door
  • Hank apparently eats alot of refined sugars
  • Hanks not allowed to have caffeine because it makes him hyper, so does dark chocolate
  • Hank playing with a chunk of ice/snow like it’s a football
  • had a bop it supreme but was broken by dean
  • likes whatchamacallit bars
  • Hank has a fake leg? (Not a prosthetic but im guessing he just has a prosthetic leg in his room to have one?)
  • Hank wanted to take anabolic steroids to get fit
  • Hank worked for vincenzo’s pizza place
  • Dean telling hank that hank doesn’t have Dissociative identity disorder but probably has add
  • Hank pees in the tub
  • Hank pulls his underwear all the way to the ground to pee
  • Hank not allowed to have chocolate crocodiles
  • Hank doesn’t like pineapple and ham on pizza
  • Hank can “bench press”
  • Hank idolizes brock
  • Hank are given 10 minutes of shower time
  • Hank would band yellow candies if he was king (he thinks they are the worst)
  • Hank and dermott sneaking out to play a set (they play 3rd out of 8)
  • Hank believes in soul, the hangin, curve ball, pretzel rods, not twists, the powdery smell of girls deodorant, that pets talk to each other when we’re not listening.
  • Hank believes that Lee Harvey Oswald acted with clones
  • Hank believes in the sweet spot, magic invisible gnomes, that cereal is not just for breakfast, but for any meal.
  • Implied that hank finished before serena could get his shirt off
  • Hanks upset about rusty not being nice to him and doesnt understand why dean is his favorite (talking to him while rusty is asleep)
  • Has a bop it, well did until dean broke it when he got annoyed
  • Hank has known about sex for 2 years s4 ep5
  • Hank did judo
  • Hank keeps dressing like Batman every halloween costume party
  • Hank doing doughnuts in his dads car
  • Hank driving the compound tour bus
  • Hanks diploma is crumbled
  • Hank gambling illegally
  • Hank willing to get action man a date with rose for 50$ cash, stingray bass, and a ride home.
  • Hank and Dean taught karate (the maimers)
  • Hank is illiterate
  • was guided by Brock on how to kill someone
  • him and dean never saw the venture compound in working order
  • got beat up by an orangutan
  • “He gets retard strength when gets all worked up” rusty referring to hank
  • Hank being forced to shoot hatred and accidentally hitting him with a ricochet bullet in his arm
  • Rusty giving Hank brocks jacket and comic after receiving helper
jul 4 2024 ∞
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