==== Health ====
- has one kidney due to Rusty taking one because he needed it (Assumed to be right as that's the side Rusty grabs)
- is circumcised
- Hank wets the bed
- Hank is older then Dean
- Hank & Dean get testicular torsion
- Dr. Phage says Hank has undiagnosed adhd
- Hank has a giant centipede scar on his left collarbone
- Hank has atrophied limbs from the Armor suit and has to do physical therapy to rebuild his muscles
- Hank has acne
- Hank gets choked out by Molotov for sneaking up on her while she’s sleeping
- Hank drowned in the pool (didn’t die)
- Hank falling out the back of a car
==== Lore ====
- Hank & Dean get caught by a police officer who thinks their druggies and gets arrested and sent to jail, They specifically got arrested for not going speed limit (too slow)
- Hank vaguely remembering his death of jumping off the roof like batman
- Hank didn’t graduate from the learning bed (diploma got stuck in the machine, later it came out crumpled up)
- Hank doesn’t want to go to college
- Hank tries to run away to an abandoned zoo a-lot
- Hank passed sphinx training
- Hank training with sphinx just to get his memory erased
- Hank and Gary getting to go to the asylum due to Gary’s guild connections
- Hank and deans 16th birthday ( season 2 episode 2)
- Hank and Dean are older then they’re told because their ids say that they’re older
==== Tv/Movie/Music/Games ====
- listens to 98 degrees
- Hank listening to jimmy buffet
- Hank had never seen fight club
- Hank played medal of honor, heros 2
- Hank reading marvel comics
- Jurassic park ref
- Star wars ref
- Hank saying watch and ward look like the grand funk railroad
- Hank mentioning grand theft auto vice city and the radio station from the game flash fm
- Hank getting a copy of she’s all that for the pirate to recover from tranquilizers
- Hank locked himself in the research lab after seeing dog day afternoon
- Hank making a reference to the end of the wizard of oz
- Hank mentions Lenny kravitz
- Hank watched red shoe diaries
- Hank watched hulk
- Hank watched blade runner
- Hank watches csi
- hank thinks michonne from walking dead is attractive
- Hank wearing the “bad” michael json outfit to his date with Serena
- Hank thinks shallow gravy will be as big as eddy and the cruisers
- Hank dreaming about his own version of pete the magic dragon but named saleenathor
- Hank dreaming about 19 year old Dominique dawes
- Hank dreaming about having full wavy hair like he man
- Hank likes 98 degrees
- Hank had a crush on Danica Patrick and Mary Lou Retton
==== Random ====
- hank learning trapeze
- Hank owns a teddy Ruskin
- Hank has his ears pierced
- Hank bought stuff with rustys money because he found out he could buy things on the internet
- Hank getting his nails done
- Hank thinks gay means transgender
- Rusty gave hank his dads old battle van, Hank called the battle van the gravy boat
- Hank likes chex mix
- Hanks top 5 dream jobs in order are: Drifter, Owner and operator of the chimp Eden, Batman, Batman, Secutor
- Hank wears stetson cologne
- Hank reads venture daily news
- Hank wanted to call shallow gravy “lip glossery”
- Hank carved deans name into the bathroom door
- Hank apparently eats alot of refined sugars
- Hanks not allowed to have caffeine because it makes him hyper, so does dark chocolate
- Hank playing with a chunk of ice/snow like it’s a football
- had a bop it supreme but was broken by dean
- likes whatchamacallit bars
- Hank has a fake leg? (Not a prosthetic but im guessing he just has a prosthetic leg in his room to have one?)
- Hank wanted to take anabolic steroids to get fit
- Hank worked for vincenzo’s pizza place
- Dean telling hank that hank doesn’t have Dissociative identity disorder but probably has add
- Hank pees in the tub
- Hank pulls his underwear all the way to the ground to pee
- Hank not allowed to have chocolate crocodiles
- Hank doesn’t like pineapple and ham on pizza
- Hank can “bench press”
- Hank idolizes brock
- Hank are given 10 minutes of shower time
- Hank would band yellow candies if he was king (he thinks they are the worst)
- Hank and dermott sneaking out to play a set (they play 3rd out of 8)
- Hank believes in soul, the hangin, curve ball, pretzel rods, not twists, the powdery smell of girls deodorant, that pets talk to each other when we’re not listening.
- Hank believes that Lee Harvey Oswald acted with clones
- Hank believes in the sweet spot, magic invisible gnomes, that cereal is not just for breakfast, but for any meal.
- Implied that hank finished before serena could get his shirt off
- Hanks upset about rusty not being nice to him and doesnt understand why dean is his favorite (talking to him while rusty is asleep)
- Has a bop it, well did until dean broke it when he got annoyed
- Hank has known about sex for 2 years s4 ep5
- Hank did judo
- Hank keeps dressing like Batman every halloween costume party
- Hank doing doughnuts in his dads car
- Hank driving the compound tour bus
- Hanks diploma is crumbled
- Hank gambling illegally
- Hank willing to get action man a date with rose for 50$ cash, stingray bass, and a ride home.
- Hank and Dean taught karate (the maimers)
- Hank is illiterate
- was guided by Brock on how to kill someone
- him and dean never saw the venture compound in working order
- got beat up by an orangutan
- “He gets retard strength when gets all worked up” rusty referring to hank
- Hank being forced to shoot hatred and accidentally hitting him with a ricochet bullet in his arm
- Rusty giving Hank brocks jacket and comic after receiving helper
jul 4 2024 ∞
oct 29 2024 +