==== Health ====
- Was missing one kidney, and had the other stolen to which he promptly replaced the missing organs with Dean & Hanks Kidneys
- Gets face scratched up by a Chupacabra
- had a nail go through his right wrist
- Pill Popper
- has tinnitus
- has hip problems
- Has Erectile Disfunction (stole a fertility idol once because Viagra doesn't work)
- Has a gold filling & has general fillings too
- Has Scoliosis
- weighs 135 pounds
- isn't circumcised
- has delicate joints
- Is 5'10
- Has a problem with premature ejaculation
- has pins in his arm/shoulder
- has attempted suicide before
- Rusty has seizures
- Rusty got a boom flag through the kidney because he tried to save scamp three from what he thought was a real grenade, his dad removed it with local anesthetic while rusty was awake at the age of 8
- Rusty jumps out a window to display how his invention works (more so how Jonas jr invention works) and gets broken glass cuts all over his face and a piece of glass in his right thigh, nicking his femoral artery due to his stunt
- Rusty is 44 on may 4th (s2 ep 5)
- Rusty has trauma hallucinations
- Rusty affected by Brock’s smoking because of second hand smoke
- Rusty got attacked and lost an arm, broke an arm and some other injuries
- Rusty’s eye popped out
- X1 crashed and Rusty got hurt
==== Lore ====
- 1968 was when rusty first went to spanakopita
- Rusty got a restraining order on him from novia and started messaging her on Facebook from a different account
- Rusty hasn’t been with a woman since hanks graduation
- Rusty was 7 when he stood on the moon
- Rusty was banned from the science now conference because he showed a vacuum cleaner that leaked radiation
- Rusty was the first American boy in space
- At his 16th birthday pool party, Rusty’s dad invites a bunch of girls that weren't Rusty’s age, action man shoots him in the groin with a shrink ray and colonel gentleman pulls his pants down infront of everyone
- Rustys cartoon show didn’t do good numbers wise thats why it was canceled
- 3 to 17 rusty was a boy adventurer
- Rusty hasn’t received any money from the dvd sales of the rusty venture cartoon
- Rusty lied to Myra and told her that the boys were her kids
- Rusty killed a man with a house key because his dad made him when he was 10
- Rusty has been buried alive 5-6 times before
- Rusty didn’t lose his virginity til he was 24
- Rusty spent weeks in the lab without eating or sleeping to isolate the gay gene to destroy it but was stopped by protestors
- Rusty as a kid wished he could hang out kids his age and do normal kid stuff and not hangout with adults all the time ontop of wishing he got to leave the compound for things that didnt relate to venturing
- Rusty didnt want to be a super scientist when he grew up
- 43 years old in season 1 episode 14 (Rusty)
- Rusty used to have a friend named hector who joined him on adventures as well as swifty the boxer ( he was a young adult when Rusty was a child)
- S2 ep 12 rusty says shelia (charlotte) is the best thing that happened to him in 18 years sex wise
- Rusty being forced to kill someone with a gun to save his dad as a kid
==== Tv/Movie/Music/Games ====
- Rusty making a “wind cries marry” by Jimi Hendrix joke
- Rusty playing organ trail
- Rusty has a commodore 64 that he uses to go on the internet
- Rusty’s seen starlight express
- Rusty and hatred playing tf2 together and rusty's playing pyro and hatred is playing soldier (also hatred saying him and rusty are on the same team but rusty kills him so no?)
- rusty pledged gamma psi delta
- Rusty mentioning mad max
- Rusty knows what angry birds is
- Rusty mentions listening to Asia
- Albums supposedly in rusty's collection: Albums on the floor are Pink Floyd dark side of the moon, rush 2112, king crimson in the court of king crimson, o discordia the world grows darker, Asia arena, yes close to the edge , off the edge self titled 2012, yes fragile, yes tales of the topographic oceans
- Rusty has a rush greatest hits cassette
- Rusty and hatred playing tf2 together and rustys playing pyro and hatred is playing soldier (also hatred saying him and rusty are on the same team but rusty kills him so no?)
- rusty makes a Jimi Hendrix joke
- Hatred and rusty getting tickets for the music man show
==== Random ====
- Rusty knows texting language and knows what sexting is
- Rusty talks at people
- Rusty likes Thomas English muffins
- Rusty likes nutty buddy's
- Rusty likes apple fritters and crullers
- Rusty has a sleep number bed, his number 25 soft
- Rusty wants to retire to spanakopita
- Rusty accidentally ate orphan sashimi
- Rusty carries pamphlets of the dangers of chlamydia in his wallet
- Rusty doesn't play chest but he plays parcheesi
- Rusty accidently sent a picture of himself naked to dean
- Rusty doesn’t know what a Segway is
- Rusty has a tailor in little italy
- Rusty isn’t phased by loud noises because he was in a supersonic jet most his childhood
- Rusty likes shrimp with garlic butter
- Rusty has Wellington boots
- Rusty gets bored easily of his projects and doesn’t tidy his work area
- Rusty had a baby blue jeep
- Rusty wasnt allowed to wear long pants until he went to college
- Rusty eats chiclets
- Rusty knows how to roller skate
- Rusty buys Dean his first speed suit
- Rusty thinks the boys are younger than they really are
- Rusty doesn’t like Orpheus because he thinks he’s too showy
- Rusty rode a Komodo dragon
- Rusty’s cocktail: red mocho cooler which is kahlua, heresy’s syrup and a dash of red kool aid
- Rusty uses conditioner for his beard
- Rusty doesnt pay brock
- Rustys to do list has “beat god at his own game” on it
- Rusty has trauma seeing his dads penis
- Rusty wears Italian loafers with leather soles
- It had been 19 years, 4 months and 2 days since rusty had sex
- Alternate universe Rusty has a hit play, a lot of money and hair
- Rusty’s prized possessions are his old headshot, all his awards, signed picture of Loni Anderson, money, newspaper clippings, and a shoe box of love letters
- Rusty venture cartoon was big in the gay community
- Rusty never told the boys he loved them
- Rusty doesn’t believe in Santa
- Rusty got his ear pierced
- Rusty has a razor called the daisy that has a pink handle that he uses for his head
- Rusty hasn’t had car sex in years
- Rusty and orpheus buying a porn film to watch together
- Rusty saying his dick is as great as his fathers just like his brain
- Rusty cry’s himself to sleep at night because he apparently misses being arched by malcom
- Rusty falling off the roof of a car lmao
- Rusty doggy paddling because he can’t swim/too weak to swim?
- Rusty meditating
- Rusty and Quymn kissed as kids
- Rusty hasn’t seen Quymn since he was 10
- Rusty and pete watch brock have sex through the security camera (they have tissues in the room implying they jerk off in there)
- Lied to the boys for years about being clones
- Rusty listens to progressive rock and introduces it to Dean for him to think
- Rusty saying “we’re” pregnant as if him and brock were the parents
- Rusty has an egg chair that he sit in to think while listening to music
- Rusty has a submarine stuck in him
- Rusty feels bad that Hank was born a venture because he sees himself in Hank in the way he tries to fight against being a boy adventurer and scientist
- Rustys date prom was supposed to be linda lovelace but instead it was andrea dworkin
- Rustys dad brought 10 Dallas cowboys to rustys prom as his own date
- Rusty had slowed dance with helper at the end of the night
- Rusty knows Latin but is bad at it
- rusty pledged gamma psi delta and his dad did too
- Rusty & Pete were inseparable in college
- Girls Rusty thinks about is Shelia, molotov, Myra, Dr. Quymn, ms. Impossible, a random pink hair nurse, and Lindsey Wagner
- Eros made Rusty’s on match.com
- Thanatos made Rusty quit match.com
- Rustys dad would leave therapy and let rusty ramble pretending he was listening to him
- Rustys dad telling rusty back that he was ungreatful and that he was the reason for all of rustys problems (flipping rustys words on him)
- action man would wake up young rusty with a empty gun pointed at his head and click it and tell him “not today”
- Rusty giving Hank brocks jacket and comic after receiving helper
- Rusty getting emotional over who he thought was his dad appearing and asking him why he left
- Rusty distraught over the boys death ( runs away to find himself and Brock chases him around the world)
- No doubt Rusty was raised Christian/with christian morals to a degree and so were the boys, but they’re agnostic probably (the fact Rust talks about kingdom come, and when hank swears Dean talks about baby angels being killed) ((JUST SPECULATION, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RELIGON SO PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ME)
- Rusty Tries to get helper to put Rusty down old yeller style
- Rusty stands infront of hank to protect him even though he’s a bomb
jul 4 2024 ∞
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