- If I was a month, I'd be June.
- If I was a day of the week, I'd be Wednesday.
- If I was a time of day, I'd be 3pm.
- If I was an animal of the sea, I'd be a deugong.
- If I was a direction, I'd be up.
- If I was a planet, I'd be Pluto.
- If I was a piece of furniture, I'd be a doormat.
- If I was a sin, I'd be murder.
- If I was a liquid, I'd be water.
- If I was a gemstone, I'd be Emerald.
- If I was a tree, I'd be an oak.
- If I was a bird, I'd be a rooster.
- If I was a tool, I'd be a spanner.
- If I was a flower, I'd be a violet.
- If I was a material, I'd be cotton.
- If I was a kind of weather, I'd be a drizzle.
- If I was a musical instrument, I'd be the bagpipes.
- If I was a colour, I'd be light pink.
- If I was a word, I'd be pilfer.
- If I was an emotion, I'd be plain.
- If I was a fruit, I'd be mango.
- If I was a sound, I'd be the sound of bombing runs on Chinese roofs.
- If I was a body part, I'd be tonsils.
- If I was a song, I'd be Lips of an Angel by Hinder.
- If I was an element, I'd be wind.
- If I was an auto-mobile, I'd be a Volkswagen.
- If I was a food, I'd be chocolate mousse.
- If I was a taste, I'd be spicy.
- If I was a scent, I'd be fresh bread rolls.
- If I was a place, I'd be home.
- If I was a mammal, I'd be a platypus.
- If I was a phase of the moon, I'd be a full moon.
- If I was berry, I'd be a boysenberry.
- If I was a book, I'd be The Fellowship of the Ring.
- If I was story, I'd be a boring one.
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