❀ "and for my next trick, i will evolve into poland"

❀ "yes me, berri the truck vroom"

❀ "i am the glockness monster"

❀ "im going to eat my own elbows"

❀ "ok"

❀ "b r U H"

❀ "perhaps"

❀ "that's the day i have to take my cat to cat yoga"

❀ "i may be smart, wait i take that back"

❀ “i spit on the idea of waking up”

❀ “you read my thoughts like morning newspaper”

❀ “what’s it like being a dusty fossil”

❀ "thats not very :fieri_pog: of u"