Perhaps someday I will host them.

• The 'Dracula' dinner party: chicken, cheese, and an excellent Tokay. Spooky lighting and alarming shadows. Scary story-telling after dinner. Wine.
• The 'Gods and Monsters' costume party: come as your favorite mythological figure. Ambrosia and golden apples, milk and honey. Chess, or perhaps dice, despite Einstein. Regret-worthy amounts of mead.