• hey hey heyyyyy. Can I just say, you’ve been really lovely this week.

‘What’s your name?’ ‘…no.’ ‘Please.’

• Phone rings* ‘Dan Ashcroft…shit.’

‘Dan. Is it Dan or is it Daniel?’

• ‘Kicked the brown door down, painted it white on the way out’

‘It’s Nathan, you just called me.’ ‘Why would I do that?’ ‘…To tell me you’re gay?’

• ‘Today ridicule, tomorrow really cool.’
• ‘I’m not doing 1500 words on this. Can you just print not art: shit 666 times?’
• ‘Claire and me are filming a wacked out look at prostitution with a real whore called Mandy. Actually it’s pretty fucking serious.’
• ‘Keep it foolish’
• ‘Can’t see who it was’

‘Yes you can’ ‘Can’t’ ‘Yes, you can’ ‘Can’t, I was wearing a balaclava’

• ‘If you want me, I’m gonna be up for at least four or five days, so any time you want me, I’ll be here’
• ‘She’s fit’

‘She’s my sister.’ ‘Fit sisters are cool’

• ‘Max Herbert doesn’t have a punctuated surname’

‘No, but he is a bit of a colon.’