• If it bleeds

If inventing a boyfriend was a bad idea, staging a breakup with said non-existent boyfriend was even worse. Thankfully, Namjoon finds a very open-minded young actor willing to help him with that.

(Namjoon wants to be seen as more than brains, and Taehyung is more than a pretty face. They see each other in the chaos they created.)

• Hurt locker

Kim Namjoon, college student and outspoken omega, decides that he doesn't want an alpha to help him through his next heat.

Kim Seokjin, best friend, decides that is a Very Bad Idea.

• Adjustment

“ad·just·ment - settlement of a debt or claim”

• Silver spoon

It wasn’t until a week later, when Taehyung was going through his laundry, emptying his pockets before putting it on to wash, that he found the card again.

If anyone found out, it would mean the end of his job. Bad publicity for the company. Disgrace.

He knew other executives he worked with did it all the time. If anyone threatened to talk, they took care of it.

Taehyung wasn’t like that. He was gentle and kind to most everyone, preferring to lead by example rather than with an iron fist.

He was also really, really horny.

• A half-breed and a prince

Tumblr prompt from anon: "Vmon. Truth or Dare. Open to interpretation!!"

• Twice the time

"Really? can you talk or what?!" Namjoon was practically shouting.

"I can, but i dont feel like it," the guy smirked.

or

Namjoon wants to die, so he runs of, and happens to get lost. And there is this person saving him.

• Hold me tight keep me warm

There isn't much that keeps Namjoon from wanting to stick things in his mouth.