- headaches
- stupid people
- 100-degree summers that last into October
- sweat
- shaving (such a pain in the ass)
- pretentious people
- Kings of Leon
- the whole emo "movement"
- perfume
- pollen
- Owl City
- Kat Dixon and her whore-ible poetry
- hipsters
- inspirational yuk yuks (movies, sayings, pictures)
- fucktards in college who want it to be like high school
- blondies who think they're edgy if they dye their hair black
- people (mainly guys who are control freaks) who tell you to smile more
- JAZZ
- people who allegedly "study jazz"
- white dudes with long hair and beards who think they look like Jesus
- the smell of feet
- Oh, Jesus. Arrogant male English majors. Just because you're the only one in the room with a penis, it does NOT mean that you are totally fucking awesome. Ok? Great.
- The female sasquatch who sits behind me in film class trying to get me to talk to her by cracking these really lame, open-ended jokes that are NOT fucking funny (example: "Wow, those cats are really loud! Are French cats just more talkative or something?" This was during The 400 Blows. Then she had to repeat it once the professor asked what people thought of the film)
- Creepy dudes who think that if they stare at you while you politely answer their idiotic questions (example: "What are you reading?") they'll have a pretty good chance of getting into your pants.
- Creepy dudes who think that by mentioning they "play the guitar" they'll have a pretty good chance of getting into your pants.
- people who stare at strangers
apr 21 2010 ∞
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