- charity adverts
- tans
- self-service check-outs
- seriously bad grammar
- college
- lack of sleep
- bandanas
- Kat Denning's mouth
- cheap toilet paper
- arrogance
- the smell of newspaper
- religious zealots
- coriander
- automatic doors
- poorly timed traffic lights
- alarm clocks
- full length mirrors
- amateur performances
- spelling errors
- cramps
- lens-less glasses
- queues
- tofu
- people who quote song lyrics
- Ryan Reynolds' entire face
- flip-flops
- the colour orange
- tabloid papers
- colloquial abbreviations
- summer
- philosophy
- finger prints on glasses
- bananas
- Coldplay because fuck Coldplay
- hardcore conservatives
- puns
- skinny men
- the sound of scraping cutlery
- early mornings
- cold feet
- stupid flicky fringes
- anime
- Strictly Come Dancing
- bad teeth
- 4x4 drivers
- people who eat with their mouth open
- Harry Potter
- white chocolate
- the smell of petrol
- sea-sickness
- sports
- coffee shop music
- stupid people
- buses
- dog-eared books
- being patronised
- pet names
- fan fiction
- drunk people
- pretentiousness
- barbershop quartets
- chocolate fountains
- poetry slams
- country music
- itchy clothing labels
- postmen
- other people's rubbish
- boredom
- spearmint
- words used to describe food
- wasps
- mayonnaise
- protestors
- photos of me
- guyliner
- remakes of foreign films
- watching people shave
- gates left open
- chick flicks
- "inspirational" quotes
- modern art
- the scum that is Mark fucking Wahlberg
- mismatched cutlery
- "creative" people who flaunt their "creativity"
- gaps in curtains
- bottled water
- fedoras
- toothpaste stains
- practical jokes
jan 30 2012 ∞
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