Its hard for me because I identify with the plight of the teenage girl so strongly, that now aged 24, I have no idea how I got this far.

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THE 'TEENAGE/YOUNG GIRL' as a concept

• you can make mistakes but everybody thinks its cute
• you can be angsty and bitchy but its just growing pains
• you can be overtly flirtatious and walk around tying cherry stems with your goddamned tongue and wear lace knickers and drink fruit wine from the bottle and nobody thinks you are a desperate woman trying to find a fuck you are just toying with the feminine aesthetic like a cat with a ball of string
• you can have eating disorders without it seeming pathetic or passe, and lets face it when you live at home with your parents somebody out there actually gives a fuck about what you eat, now at 3am when i'm fisting cereal down my throat, there is nobody to tell me no.
• you are a budding rose, and life is ahead of you, opportunities are on the horizon, you don't have frown lines or coffee stains on your teeth and men aren't ignoring you after they fuck you.
• you can be frivolous and moan about a lack of allowance, you don't have to gingerly step the line between giving up, declaring bankruptcy and sell your used underwear on craigslist.