Taken directly from 'The Superior Person's Book Of Words'

• Aprosexia - 'inability to concentrate. Useful when completing the "nature of illness" section on your sick-leave application form'
• Ataxy - 'Disturbance of bodily functions. Pronounced exactly the same as "a taxi."'
• Bellibone - 'a woman excelling both in beauty and goodness.'
• Cacophemism - 'Opposite of euphemism'
• Chrematophobia - 'fear of money'
• Codger - 'mean old fellow'
• Comiconomenclaturist - 'a specialist in funny names'
• Defenestration - 'the act of throwing someone out of the window'
• Et Hoc Genus Omne - 'And all that sort of thing. Why say "etc" when you can say "et hoc genus omne?"'
• Fabulist - 'an elegant euphemism for liar'
• Felicide - 'Killing a cat'
• Flapdoodle - 'rubbish, nonsense, empty and meaningless talk'
• Fopdoodle - 'an insignificant fool'
• Gelogenic -'laughter provoking'
• Gossoon - 'lad'
• Hinny - 'offspring of a female donkey and a male horse'
• Jape - 'a prank or joke'
• Megapod - 'having large feet'
• Mussitation - 'murmuring, grumbling'
• Papuliferous - 'pimply'
• Pedagogy - 'the act of teaching'
• Quakebuttock - 'coward'
• Simpleton - 'A person of little brain power'
• Zori - 'another word for thongs'