thanks http://ailanthusaltissima.tumblr.com/ !!!

• in front of a huge room of people who are on a diet
• upside down
• really really high
• not cutting it up into slices, just digging in
• dressed like marie antoinette
• with an itty bitty fork (it makes it last longer)
• late at night, in your comfiest jammies, watching SNL reruns with your best friends, with your warm puppy curled up on your cold feet, while being massaged
• sneaking it into class
• with a funny joke written on it
  • at my old job i was a cake decorater. the top two cakes i ever had to make were a "happy birthday jesus" for christmas, and a cake for a cat: "we're celebrating your birthday as an excuse to drink and have a party! you can't read this!"
• when it's someone else's slice that they were too stupid to look away from