- "if i wear highwaisted purple pants in public and i tell you not to wear that that is really saying something. you're gonna wear that to see cole? he's gonna think you are using him for his resources." "a wolf pasture?" "no. food."
- "im gonna clock out and go hide in your car. I think im gonna grab a soda first though, its hot."
- big bad bitchin baby back bitches bike gang. and everyone in it has a speech impediment."
- this is called the "I didn't know I was gay."
- "okay, calm down morgan freeman."
- "great girl. LOVES jews, HATES hitler."
jun 22 2013 ∞
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