• I was born on the same day of JFK's assassination, only on a much later date.
  • I have a crush on Jason from the Friday the 13th movies, I'm not joking. The catch is he has to a) have his damn mask on and b) not have a fucking mullet.
  • I hate spaghetti.
  • In my lifetime, i've had two near death experiences, but I only remember one of them. That one involved a lawn mower.
  • I blow out other people's candles to make mine burn brighter. Sad but true.
  • I obsess way too hard.
  • I like to impress people the first time I meet them.
  • Sometimes I think that i'm adopted because i'm the polar opposite of my parents.
  • I lie constantly to potheads so they'll get off my back about smoking their dumb drug.
  • Funerals are a favorite event of mine.
  • My procrastination is getting the best of me, and I hate it. Nothing matters to me now.
  • The only thing i'm afraid of anymore are loud, abrupt noises.
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