I need to meet someone:

• Who will play cowboys and indians with me.
• Who I can go on adventures with.
• Who won't run away when I say things like, "I love how this song is just blowing my f%#$@ing brainz all of over the walls!" when I love a song too much or, "I'm gunna regurgitate all the food I ate today right in your face!" when he pisses me off.
• Who will understand if one minute I'm happy and laughing and the next minute I wanna blow up Russia.
• Who plays and toys with my sense of humor.
• A dreamer, someone out of touch with reality.
• Someone to appreciate all the weird things that I do.
• Who won't think I'm weird if I never get scared or who won't run away when I talk about blood and guts or go to haunted houses just for fun.
• Someone who will become a wild thing with me.
• Who will walk barefoot, hold my hand and drink kool-aid with me in the summer.
• Who can put up with me changing my mind every 5 seconds.
• Who can calm my thoughts down in the wee hours of the night.
• Who is strong, independent, fun, sexy, intelligent, someone with their own hopes and dreams, thoughts and insight.
• Someone lovely and confident but a true respectable confidence. Not the "i'm a cocky dipshit and I can have any girl I want" confidence.
• Someone with actual substance.
• Who won't judge me or others.
• Who will take me with all my complications: my pain, my secrets, my past, my longings, and dreams. Who will take me completely without exemptions just as I will them.
• Someone Godly.
• Who is outgoing and doesn't think twice about what others are thinking.
• Someone with a lust for life!
• Some one a little bit private.
• Who is clean and messy.
• Someone with faults, someone vulnerable, and clumsy.
• A goof troop.
• Someone who will read to me their favourite passages from books.
• Who ties close with their family.
• Who enjoys life and enjoys a laugh and doesn't take life in general for granted-Carpe diem.
• Someone charming and funny.
• Who can be appreciative and optimistic even if it annoys me a little.
• Who can be faithful, caring, kind, thoughtful and passionate, endearing and down to earth.
• A breath of fresh air.
• Someone who will never give.
• Who will say it, mean it, and prove it.
• Who will love me and have that be enough.
• Someone who won't try to change me - I am who I am.
• Who I can talk to hours on end with and someone who will fight with me about trivial things like music and movies.
• And someone who will actually listen to me when I talk about balloons, squirrels, and sunsets.

"I like long walks and sci-fi movies. If you're six foot tall and east coast bred."