- that 5.0 GPA
- a best friend
- clean and clear skin
- 85 pounds
- :26 free, :35 fly, :35 back, :37 breast
- 6:00 mile
- self-esteem
- confidence
- 3 mile gap between thighs
- thighs not even close to touching
- elongated-looking body
- longer legs
- the adoration for another
- stick thin legs
- waif-like figure
- better hair
- less ugly face
- longer and curlier eyelashes
- less bruised and scarred and damaged skin
- less tan and/or tan-lines
- more prominent jawline
- less flat and/or less bulbous nose
- normal-looking feet
- real fucking friends that won't do shit like what happened today
may 16 2009 ∞
apr 30 2010 +