- I was technically the youngest of the Olympians

- I had green eyes

- My hair was light brown and really curly

- I was bisexual and polyamorous like most of the gods

- I invented wine and drunkenness

- I was almost always drunk

- I had "daddy issues"

- I was married to Ariadne but in a separate relationship with Apollo

- I developed drinking problems after inventing wine

- I was good friends with Ares and Hermes and we would cause havoc everywhere we went

- I would often travel to the mortal world and spread the word about the values of wine