- When I, as master of all things field hockey, swung and hit a friend in the eye with the field hockey stick.
- Being goalie in soccer in school once went to drop kick the ball, missed and landed flat on my back.
- Getting pantsed in french class, in grade 10, while video taping some french play.
- My middle school sorry attempts at "dating"
- Hurting my knee while trying to do the worm
- Falling on stage while dancing like an idiot, in an elf suit, in an elementary school christmas play while I was the only one on stage. (During a rehearsal)
- Grabbing some random strangers leg thinking it was my dads. (More recent than you might think)
- When I accidentally "slapped" a girls butt in church when I was being ridiculous and randomly flailing...
- Too often when I'm driving and I make a stupid mistake like turn down a one way the wrong way or stay stopped through a green light. Or go 150 in a 50 zone cause I'm not paying attention. Or run a stop signs... This could be a list in itself.
- Trying to use a subway gift card that had gone through the wash and looked really deformed. I just asked for that one...
- "The only way up... was up?" good ol' reading in front of the class
- Civil resistance...
- Working at sobeys in grade 9, they asked me to change the letters on the sign, by myself. Which wouldn't have been so bad except that the sign was like 15 feet high and there ladder was made of pipe cleaners. And it was one of the windiest days of the year. So, focusing entirely on staying alive and not really paying attention to spelling instead of spelling it "Let's get Grillin' " I miss and "L" and spelt it "Let's get Grilin' ".
- "DO YOU TRUST ME DAVID! DO YOU? DO YOU TRUST ME?!?!" "Ye....!" *WHACK*
- When some innocent tourists asked me if the sky train was going to burnaby and I told them no and sent them deeper downtown, even though I myself was heading into burnaby and taking the train I told them not to take...
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