Just my opinion. FOR LAURA OF FORMSPRING. You are awesome, and so are aaaaall of these guys:

Yankees:

• David Robertson
• Brett Gardner
• Alex Rodriguez
• Derek Jeter
• Mark Teixeira
• Francisco Cervelli
• Curtis Granderson
• Colin Curtis
• Robinson Cano
• Nick Swisher
• Ramiro Pena

Of Other Teams:

• Buster Posey (-dies-)
• David Wright
• Dustin Pedroia (Laura, don't kill me.)
• Joe Mauer
• Justin Morneau
• Grady Sizemore
• Jeff Francoeur
• Jacoby Ellsbury
• Clay Buchholz (Again, Laura, PLEASE, don't kill me.)
• Josh Hamilton
• Ian Kinsler
• Michael Young
• Mark DeRosa
• Huston Street
• Barry Zito
• Cliff Lee (WHY, CLIFF, WHY?!?!!)

Retired Players:

• Andy Pettitte (As long as you're happy, Andy...)