Jake: If I came across your lifeless body, I'd clasp you dramatically for a kajillion years.

Jake; I'm not cute, I'll mess you up.

Jake: Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick

Finn: (to attacking skeletons) Get a LIFE!

Finn: I'll see you in the nightosphere you sick freak

Finn: This is it, the ultimate weapon against Evil; The Power of L-l..liking someone a lot.

Finn: Youth culture FOREVER!!!

Finn: I cast...dragon eyes, tiger claw, vorpal hand, blazing feet, beauteous wings and finally, every other power I didn't mention by nameeeeee!

Finn: That's right Finn, adventure till you drop

Finn: Easy as childbirth.

Finn: Wands are for wiiimps!

Skeleton: You can't kick me because your brain is stupid. Finn: Your brain is stupid

Finn: I've never met another human before. If I think about it too much I get all soul-searchy and weird.

Finn: *sigh* I don't know if my little boy heart can take it

Finn: That one's going int the vault... aaaand it's gone.

Finn: Get ready, for a slap in the jowls!

Jake: STOP, I've got a problem

Finn: What's the matter?

Jake: This dolphin fell in love with me.

Finn: That's the opposite of a problem! (rides dolphin across sea)

Ice King: I JUST WANNA BE LOVED (crazy voice)

Ice King: How 'bout... one of these (opens up arms for hug)

Finn: Lumpy Space Princess, he got your soul too?

LSP: What? Na, I totally saw Hotdog Princess get sucked in here and I wasn't invited! And I was all 'what the lump?!'So I'm crashing this party.

LSP: Oh my glob you guys, drama bomb!

LSP: It's like a poor people's castle. No lumping waffles for my dump truck.

LSP: He kissed me on the mouth! And I was like bleugh bleugh bleugh. And then I was like oh gross go away Brad and he was like obv you're not ready for me, but what does that even mean you guys. What does it lumping mean?

• .. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME BRAD? YOU SAID I WAS THE HOTTEST ONE, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? WHY'D YOU HAVE TO hrrggngngg
• .. (*whisper*) I'm ready for you now Brad. Isn't obv? I'm so ready.

Marceline: I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old and I just lost track of my moral code.

Young Marceline: (to teddy she is sewing) I'm hurting you because I love you.

Marceline: The only thing women love more than fun is excitement, she needs to feel her blood pump man! She needs... to be chased by wolves!!

Marceline: Of course I'll go with you Finn!

Finn: You will?

Marceline: Yeah, as friends!

Finn: Of course as friends!

Marceline: But no tongue.

Boofo worm wizards: So (so) you wish to be inducted (wish to be inducted) into the ancient order (into the ancient or----) Dang it Leonard! If we don't talk at the same time nobody can understand us.

Beemo: My alarm says time for Finn's bath. Finn, get naked.

Beemo: Jake, you drive a hard burger

Penny: I'm sorry Finn, have some gold, or jewels or... knife in your neck!

Lemongrab: Awake! Avast! Hold tight your buns if buns you do hold dear. For time has come to wake and run and not give way to fear!!!!

Lemongrab: Bye don't follow me.

Finn: Who in this world is sadder than the Ice King Shelby: Me. Watching this.

Tart Toter:This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permission twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace.

Work and fun don't mix, unless you're a clown.

Lester: Hey! Hey, what's up fellas? Hi, Lester. O man flesh! I haven't seen this stuff in forever. So warm and gushy and softy. Look at all that flesh jiggling. Jake: Hey, if you love flesh so much then watch this. Lester: Woah! You don't know what you're doing to me guys! Fellas get over here! Flesh!