• HARRY POTTER FANFICTION
• WRITING POETRY
• DRAWING CARTOONS
• EMILY STRANGE
• TIM BURTON’S FILMS AND ART
• EDWARD GOREY
• CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLOR HIGH-TOPS
• EDGAR ALLAN POE
• ZOMBIE MOVIES
• STARBUCKS CARAMEL MACCHIATOS
• CEMETERIES
• CELTIC ART
• ONEIROMANCY
• AMY BROWN’S ART
• POPTARTS, BUT NOT THE FRUIT-FLAVORED ONES
• HALLOWEEN (THE HOLIDAY)
• HALLOWEEN (THE ORIGINAL MOVIE)
• SCRABBLE
• DJ’ING
• LIGHT AS A FEATHER, STIFF AS A BOARD
• CHOPSTICKS (THAT YOU EAT WITH, NOT THE SONG)
• DRUMMING ON THE STEERING WHEEL
• DIY CLOTHING
• THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS, AND CIPHERS DEALING WITH IT
• COLLECTING STUFF
• TEH INTERWEBZ
• FOCCER
• ADAM SANDLER’S FUNNY STUFF
• PHOTOGRAPHY
• GRAVE RUBBINGS
• OUIJA BOARDS (IN THEORY)
• WEEBL
• RUNES
• SHARPIES
• ABSINTHE
• PISSING PEOPLE OFF FOR STUPID REASONS
• HERPETOLOGY
• PLAYING MY VIOLIN
• SNOWBOARDING ON THE BUNNY HILL
• SWIMMING
• BEGINNERS PARKOUR
• HULA HOOPS
• ROLLER-SKATING
• TRAMPOLINES
• CARVING PUMPKINS,
• BLACK ROSES
• REALLY SOUR CANDY
• TIRAMISU
• PLAYDOH
• FINGERPAINTING
• HARRY POTTER SCENE IT!
• REGULAR MOVIE SCENE IT!
• PIXIE STIX (AKA PAGEANT CRACK WHICH AMUSES ME)
• POKER FOR PENNIES
• MOUNTAIN DEW
• MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK II
• UNO
• MAKING A “SUICIDE” AT A FILL-YOUR-OWN-DRINK PLACE
• KATE BECKINSALE’S BOOTS IN VAN HELSING AND UNDERWORLD
• ITALIAN RENAISSANCE ART
• UFOLOGY
• BARBED WIRE JELLY BRACELETS
• SLOGAN T-SHIRTS
• RAVENS/CROWS
• HEMATITE
• OBSIDIAN
• TIGER’S EYE
• ANTHROPOLOGY
• PAUL FRANK
• SHAKESPEARE (MY GRANDMA’S CAT)
• SHAKESPEARE (THE PLAYWRIGHT)
• CATS IN GENERAL
• ESPECIALLY CALICO CATS
• POETRY SLAMS
• CONSTELLATIONS
• MODERN CREMATORIA
• STROBE LIGHTS
• WEIRD TECHNO SHIT NOBODY LISTENS TO BUT ME
• ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY STUFF
• HAPPY BUNNY
• VICTORIAN CAMEO CHOKERS
• HARLEY DAVIDSON
• HELLO KITTY
• HELLO KITTY AS A SYMBOL OF POST-MODERN FEMINISM
• THIS HELLO KITTY MICROWAVE I SAW AT TARGET
• POST MORTEM VICTORIAN PHOTOGRAPHY
• LAVA LAMPS
• OBITUARIES
• THE MORBID MIMES
• NÂZGUL
• DEATHTRIS
• WALKING IN THE RAIN/DANCING IN THE RAIN
• FLOWER ARRANGING
• NECROMIMESIS
• AIKIDO
• AIR GUITAR
• LLAMAS
• MY PONCHO WITH THE LLAMAS THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT
• H.U.H.
• THE FUNNY GEICO COMMERCIALS
• LOOK. LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES. MY BRAND!
• NAME THAT BEARD
• HARI-KARI
• MEEPITS
• HOT TOPIC BEFORE IT GOT ALL LAME AND SHIT
• VOODOO DOLLS
• TINKERBELL, OLD-SCHOOL STYLE
• H&M
• RUBBER DUCKS (WHAT EXACTLY IS THEIR FUNCTION??)
• EDVARD MUNCH
• DIAS LOS MUERTOS
• THE JABBERWOCKY (JABBER-BABY-WOCKY!)
• E.E. CUMMINGS (EXCUSE THE CAPITAL LETTERS)
• THE DANSE MACABRE
• BEIGNETS
• URBAN DECAY
• KOOL-AID HAIR DYE
• METHYLENE SPIRITS
• DODGEBALL
• MONKEY BARS
• MARDI GRAS BEADS WITHOUT FLASHING
• KOMODO DRAGONS
• THE ADVENTURES OF MAD BOB
• PURPLE PENS
• BUNKBEDS
• HYPNOTISM (ESPECIALLY AT THE SENIOR PARTY THAT WAS GREAT)
• NIHILISM
• ANARCHISM (IN THEORY)
• ANESTHESIA
• THE BOSTON RED SOX
• SPORKS
• BEN AND JERRY’S ESPECIALLY STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE
• ALBINO MICE
• TATTOOS (THAT ARE TASTEFUL AND UNIQUE)
• THE PUNISHER PONY
• GLITTER
• RPG OR LARPING
• MAKING CD MIXES
• PRANK CALLING PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW
• CONFETTI
• SMOKING IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM
• JOHNNY DEPP
• MSN ICONS
• JUICEBOXES
• MY WRISTS
• GLOW STICKS
• MS. PACMAN
• WORDS THAT START WITH S
• PURPLE OR GREEN KETCHUP
• BILL (THE NAME)
• FREUDIAN SLIPS
• GLOW IN THE DARK BREAKFAST CEREAL
• SEXAY GUITAR STRAPS
• SILENCERS
• MOCHA CHOCOLATE CREAM CAKE
• CONSPIRACY THEORIES
• DEVO HATS
• JASON ISAACS (ESPECIALLY AS A SEXY VILLAIN)
• FREE JELLYBEANS
• BUTTERED POPCORN JELLYBEANS
• ADDING THE SUFFIXES –LICIOUS, -TASTIC, -GASM, AND –ORAMA AMONG OTHERS
• LEMONGRASS INCENSE
• COLORED CONTACTS
• SECRET CODES
• FLAPPER DRESSES, ETC.
• PSYCHOKINESIS
• INTROVERSION
• JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC
• SQUEE!
• INVADER ZIM
• ANYTHING TO DO WITH JHONEN VASQUEZ, REALLY
• DEVO
• ALAN RICKMAN’S VOICE
• ALAN RICKMAN’S VOICE SAYING BREASTS OVER AND OVER
• ALAN RICKMAN’S ACTING SKILLS
• ALL THE ALAN RICKMANS
• AWESOME GUITAR RIFFS
• CALLING ANNOYING PEOPLE PEONS, ASSHATS, OR FUCKERS
• SCARY MISS MARY
• LENORE
• RUBY GLOOM
• POKING THINGS WITH POINTY THINGS
• RAINBOW MONKEYS
• MEET THE ROBINSONS
• IMITATING SID THE SLOTH
• HEADBANGING SPORADICALLY (ONCE IN A WHILE)
• COSMIC ART
• CREEPING MYSELF OUT
• TROLL DOLLS
• FOREIGN CURRENCY
• SPINNING AROUND AND AROUND UNTIL I’M DIZZY
• MARSHMALLOWS
• MOCKING MYSELF
• MOCKING MY PARENTS
• MOCKING MY FRIENDS
• MOCKING CELEBRITIES
• MOCKING RANDOM STRANGERS
• MOCKING MOCKING PEOPLE
• THE CHAIR OF CHEER
• BLOWING BUBBLES WITH GUM
• UMBRELLAS
• VANS CLASSICS
• BEING A QUOTE-UNQUOTE FREAK
• OOMPA-LOOMPAS
• ANGRY BEAVERS
• ALLITERATION
• RUBIX CUBES
• 2 STUPID DOGS
• SO WEIRD
• “I’M A MOTHERFUCKING P.I.M.P.”
• BLACK CHERRY SODA
• HOT CHOCOLATE WITH A SCOOP OF PEANUT BUTTER, OR ALTERNATELY WITH A PEPPERMINT TEABAG STEEPED IN IT
• SPARKLERS
• SNAKES AND SERPENTS OF ALL TYPES
• THE CURE (FOR THE X’S?)
• ANI DIFRANCO
• SILKSCREENED STUFF
• LA LANGUE FRANCAIS
• BANDANAS
• BLACK LACE
• FRIDAY THE 13TH (THE DATE NOT THE MOVIE)
• CRUCIFIXES AND ROSARIES (I’M NOT A CATHOLIC)
• GOSSAMER BUTTERFLIES
• THE RAMONES
• M&MS, OR BETTER YET, REESE’S PIECES
• THE DEATH OF MARAT (PAINTING AND DESSERT)
• OPALS (MY BIRTHSTONE!)
• GAZING BALLS
• GLITTERY EYESHADOW
• RUBBER BATS
• STRIPED STOCKINGS
• LONG CIGARETTE HOLDERS
• HOLLY GOLIGHTLY
• FAUX MONSTER FUR PILLOWS
• TYPEWRITERS
• BITE ME BETTY
• SUPER SOAKERS
• SEQUINS
• TOP HATS
• SEQUINED TOP HATS
• FISHNET TIGHTS
• BLACK PHOENIX ALCHEMY LAB
• LORD OF THE RINGS
• THE VERY SECRET DIARIES OF LORD OF THE RINGS
• KUMQUATS
• SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?
• MONKEY KUNG FU A LA RON STOPPABLE
• SUSHI
• SUSHI IN BOATS ON AN AQUATIC CONVEYOR BELT
• CHANTING LATIN
• LATIN IN GENERAL
• MONTY PYTHON
• MALAMUTES AND HUSKIES
• THIS IS SPARTA! (FTW, AP ENGLISH)
• KNEAZLES
• FUERTE SOBE
• OTHER KINDS OF SOBE
• SCENTED TEALIGHT CANDLES
• VEILS
• BIG FANCY HATS
• HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES
• PRETTY PERFUME BOTTLES
• ALUMINUM FOIL
• ANTIQUE KEYS
• YO-YOS THAT LOOK LIKE HAMBURGERS
• YO-YOS THAT I ACCIDENTALLY THROW IN TARGET
• TELEPHONES THAT LOOK LIKE HAMBURGERS
• LOVE’S BABY SOFT
• KITSCHY THROW PILLOWS
• HURKIES (NO NO TURKIES HURKIES)
• CHANDELIERS
• TOILE DU JOUY
• PENTAGRAMS
• BEAN BAG CHAIRS
• TRICK OR TREATING
• GOTHIC STYLE WINDOWS
• WITCH BALLS
• HYBRID TEA ROSES
• SCOOTERS
• TIES
• BOWTIES ARE COOL
• FAMILIARS
• HIPHOPSCOTCH
• ROCK STAR POMEGRANATE ENERGY DRINKS
• THE LOST ENERGY DRINKS
• COCKTAILS WITH FUNNY NAMES LIKE SLIPPERY NIPPLE OR REDHEADED SLUT
• WOLVES
• TEACHING BABY WOLVES TO HOWL
• TIGERS
• ANY NON-PORNO MOVIE WITH DRACULA
• NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WHEN IT WAS STILL COOL
• THE LITTLE MERMAID
• PREYING MANTISES
• THE SHINING (BOOK AND MOVIE)
• ANNE RICE’S GOOD STUFF
• CHERUBIM
• STRAWBERRIES WITH SUGAR
• CANOPIES
• POTPOURRI
• STAINED GLASS
• WEEPING WILLOWS
• BUBBLE BATHS
• TRICKLING WATERFALLS
• BABY’S BREATH (THE PLANT)
• CHINESE PAPER LANTERNS
• LEMON SLICES
• SNAPPLE TEAS
• VINTAGE FURNITURE
• FAINTING COUCHES
• CHEESECAKE, ESPECIALLY ADAN’S MOM’S PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE
• INDIAN SARIS
• CRYSTAL SPHERES
• PORCH SWINGS
• CHESS
• TOWERS
• GREEK AND ROMAN SCULPTURE
• HARD CANDIES IN COLORFUL WRAPPERS
• LITHOGRAPHS
• CALLIGRAPHY
• FIREFLIES (BUT NOT THAT STUPID FUCKING SONG)
• PLEASANT SURPRISES
• MOJO BAGS
• BATH OILS
• BLACKBERRY COBBLER
• PREGO SAUCE
• TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS
• LOOFAHS
• GLOBES
• CYGNETS
• PRESSED AUTUMNAL LEAVES
• BABY GRAND PIANOS
• FAIRYTALES
• PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY PLAY BABY GRAND PIANOS
• BUDDHA THE SMILING MONK
• DAVID BOWIE AS ALADDIN INSANE
• DAVID BOWIE AS THE THIN WHITE DUKE
• DAVID BOWIE AS DAVID BOWIE
• GOOGLING
• MOCKING ASK JEEVES
• THE LION KING (BUT NOT IN 3D)
• CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
• JAMES NORRINGTON (COMMODORE, AS HE’S ABOUT TO BECOME) UGH COME TO MY BOSOM BB
• CAPTAIN BARBOSSA
• CUSTOMIZED PENCILS
• I LOVE LUCY
• THE SCOTTISH PLAY
• GEORGE ORWELL’S 1984
• MARILYN MONROE
• MARILYN MANSON
• ASTROLOGY
• SOUTH PARK, ESPECIALLY ERIC CARTMAN
• SMUDGE STICKS
• TEEN TITANS
• CHINESE FIGHTING STARS
• SPIKING GLUE
• TOE RINGS (IN THEORY)
• PICKING LOCKS
• THE NECRONOMICON
• GROW SPONGES
• SNOW CONES, ESPECIALLY TIGER’S BLOOD
• COUNT CHOCULA
• COUNT VON COUNT
• DESMODUS ROTUNDUS
• SCORPIONS
• THE PINK BUNNY!
• DANCE MACHINES
• LOLITA STYLE
• QUENTIN TARANTINO’S EVERYTHING
• 80S CLASSIC FILMS
• THE JETSONS THEME SONG
• FINAL FANTASY (THE MUSICIAN)
• THE CRAFT (THE MOVIE)
• TENACIOUS D
• MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
• GREAT FANTASY TRILOGY BOOKS
• QUACK WORDS
• POSTER BOARD COLLAGES
• PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
• GREEN DAY
• BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG’S SOCKS
• PRACTICAL MAGIC
• JONES SODA
• GUYS WITH MOHAWKS
• WIZARD ROCK
• AMELIA ATWATER-RHOADE’S BOOKS
• LEWIS CARROLL
• THE BLACK DAGGER BROTHERHOOD
• CHARMED AND BUFFY RERUNS
• MARTIAN CIGARETTES
• ENYA
• PLASTIC HALLOWEEN RINGS
• RAY BANS
• THE SMITHS
• DONNIE DARKO
• MILKY WAYS AND MILKY WAY MIDNIGHTS (OH SHIT I HAVE A BAG OF MILKY WAYS!)
• THE WORD NOSFERATU
• THE FILM NOSFERATU
• EDGAR AND ELLEN
• WICKED (THE BOOK)
• WICKED (THE MUSICAL)
• GUMMY OCTOPI
• MAPLE BAR DOUGHNUTS ARE THE BEST DOUGHNUTS
• AFRICAN VIOLETS
• CORSETS (IN THEORY)
• NONALCOHOLIC DAIQUIRIS
• GO-GO BOOTS
• ROSE BOUQUETS
• SILVER FILIGREE
• THE SCENT OF LAVENDER (AND PROBABLY THE LAVENDER FAIR I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT)
• THE WHITE STRIPES
• BLONDIE
• BLONDIE BROWNIES
• THE KISS OF DEATH A LA STALIN
• THE KISS OF DEATH A LA DEMENTORS
• THE SONG KISS OF DEATH
• FRENCH KISSING
• TRANSYLVANIAN KISSING
• TIN MAN (THE SERIES)
• THE ADDAMS FAMILY
• DANNY PHANTOM
• THE WIZARD OF OZ (BOOK AND MOVIE AND THE WIZ AND RETURN TO OZ AND OZMA OF OZ AND L. FRANK BAUM RULES)
• 30 SECONDS TO MARS
• JARED LETO
• JARED LETO AS JORDAN CATALANO
• MY SO-CALLED LIFE
• FRANK MILLER
• ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS
• THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY
• WAYNE’S WORLD/2
• THIS WEIRD MAN FROM POCATELLO WHO ALWAYS WEARS A HAT AND WRITES POETRY
• AMBER TAMBLYN
• DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
• GNOMES
• BOWLING FOR SOUP
• RADIOHEAD
• BLINK-182
• HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS (RIP CASEY CALVERT, RIP MY SCREAMO PHASE)
• ACDC
• SESAME STREET
• THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI
• THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY ECKY ECKY ECKY PHTANG ZOOP BOING Z’NOURRINGM
• FRENCH FRIES, ESPECIALLY ORE-IDA OR MCDONALD’S
• BREAKDANCING PEOPLE
• THE GRIM!!!
• TEARS FOR FEARS
• POGO STICKS
• MILD YAOI
• PLAYING MASH
• THE OFFSPRING
• GHOST WORLD (MOVIE AND BOOK)
• QUEEN (OH MY GOD FREDDIE MERCURY COME BACK)
• PHOTOSHOPPED, WEIRD PICTURES
• STAR TREK
• THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
• NIRVANA (YOU TOO KURT)
• THE WORD SHROOMS
• TAI CHI
• WOMEN’S SUFFRAGE HISTORY
• LUCKY NUMBER 13
• FENCING (I WISH I KNEW HOW TO)
• SOMNAMBULISM
• FREEKIN
• NEW ORLEANS-STYLE CLASSIC JAZZ FUNERALS
• SPRAY PAINT
• YELLING (WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT LOUD NOISES)
• PLAID SOFAS
• DARK EYE MAKEUP
• FUNHOUSE MIRRORS
• THAT T-REX THING I FOUND AT TARGET THAT ONE TIME
• TRENCH COATS
• NEON SIGNS
• SEXY NERDS (ESPECIALLY AVAILABLE ONES OF THE MALE VARIETY)
• MOSHING ALONE IN A DARKENED ROOM
• LEG WARMERS
• MARIE LAVEAU
• CARNELIAN
• SAND SHARKS
• GARGOYLES AND CHIMAERAS
• SILENT FILMS
• GLOW PAINT
• CAMO PANTS
• RAGGEDY ANNE
• SLAM BOOKS (IF NO ONE READS THEM)
• BUBBLE WRAP
• AND THE POPPING THEREOF
• ANKHS
• CBGBS STORIES
• PHOTOS OF LIGHTNING
• MAD TEA PARTIES
• GOTHBALL
• SPOONERISMS
• BETTY BOOP
• DRAGONS
• KILTS
• PALINDROMES
• SKETCHING WINGS
• SHORTENING WHATEVER TO EVS
• OXYMORONS
• THE EIGHTIES POP CULTURE
• ELIZABETHAN STYLE ENGLISH
• OLD ENGLISH (HWAET!)
• MIDDLE ENGLISH (WHAN THAT APRILL WITH ITS SHOURES SOOTE)
• LITTLE BLACK DRESSES (I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR THE LITTLE GUCCI DRESS. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA, THANKS, EM.)
• UGLY DOLLS ESPECIALLY MY MINI ICEBAT
• ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE (ESPECIALLY PAUL)
• RENFAIRES
• MANNEQUINS
• TUXEDOES
• DRAG QUEENS
• QUARTZ
• SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION
• PIRATES
• ESPECIALLY FEMALE PIRATES
• SMOKE BOMBS
• BAR AND BAT MITZVAHS
• FRAYED JEANS
• CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ESPECIALLY BACON LIGHTS
• PAJAMA PANTS (BUT NOT PAJAMA JEANS)
• PWNING NOOBS
• WHITE RIBBOON
• CHAKRA HEALING
• THE MOON (I AM GOING TO STEAL THE MOON!)
• NINJAS
• MAGIC NINJAS
• PINJACORNS
• FRIDGE MAGNETS
• MURPHY’S LAWS
• NEWTON’S LAWS OF MOTION
• KEPLER’S LAWS OF PLANETARY MOTION
• HUBBLE’S CONSTANT
• ROLLER DERBY GIRLS
• CHARM BRACELETS (OCCASIONALLY OF THE ITALIAN KIND)
• ALOE PLANTS
• SMARTLY-USED CGI
• MAC-PC COMMERCIALS
• NIGHT-BLOOMING JASMINE
• BROGUES
• V.L.A.D.
• NORSE MYTHOLOGY
• GREEK AND ROMAN MYTHOLOGY
• EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
• ANGLO-SAXON MYTHOLOGY
• OK OK MYTHOLOGY IN GENERAL BUT NOT MY STUPID WORLD MYTHOLOGY CLASS
• FUZZY HANDCUFFS
• PURPLE UNDERWEAR
• PLAGUES AND PANDEMICS (IN THEORY)
• THE WORD SPELUNKING BUT NOT THE IDEA
• HAIKU AND SHENRYU
• NEOPETS
• ESPECIALLY THE ADVENT CALENDAR
• LES CATACOMBES DE PARIS
• MUMMIFICATION
• DRAGONFLIES
• TEDDY BEARS
• RIDDLES
• DOUBLE ENTENDRES
• STATISTICS OF HILARITY
• PURPLE PROSE
• ZEBRA PRINTS
• THE IDES OF A MONTH
• WISCONSIN
• CHAOS THEORY (DR. IAN MALCOLM ESPECIALLY)
• RANDOMIZING NAMES
• URBAN LEGENDS
• RETRO SNEAKERS
• PINSTRIPES
• SWISHY SKIRTS
• SPARKLY VINTAGE NECKLACES
• JUKEBOXES
• HOUSE OF HOLLAND TEES
• THE MET
• THE LOUVRE
• THE MOMA
• THE POMPIDOU CENTRE
• CRAZY WIGS
• COLD STONE CREAMERY
• FREE ICE CREAM AT SINFUL DELIGHTS (THANKS CHELS!)
• ROCK THE VOTE
• SUBWAY (EAT FRESH)
• WEIRD SLANG
• ESPECIALLY COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG
• TUESDAYS
• PARCHMENT
• PIGTAILS
• GRAPHIC NOVELS AS A MEDIUM
• SNOW GLOBES
• PRINCE WILLIAM’S BALD SPOT
• MARMOSETS
• COLORED MASCARA
• SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS
• SHAKESPEAREAN COME-ONS
• CLASSIC SPORTS CARS
• UNDERGROUND RAVES
• MONOGRAMMED BLAZERS
• AGONY AUNTS
• PRINTED SHOELACES
• FIREWORKS (CUZ BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIIIIIIRRREWORRRRRRRRK)
• ULTIMATE FRISBEE
• FIERY BATON-TWIRLING
• SPELLING BEES, ESPECIALLY THE NATIONAL
• OTHER PEOPLE’S HAMSTERS
• HAMSTERS SWIMMING
• VERBAL ASSAULTS ON ASSHOLES
• GOTH COWBOY BOOTS
• GOTH COWBOY HATS
• BRASS KNUCKLES
• BUSTIER DRESSES
• TUTUS
• WELLINGTONS
• PHOTONEGATIVES
• SILK SHEETS
• JERSEY COTTON SHEETS
• SCENTED BODY SPRAY
• THE LAZY RIVER
• SCREENING CALLS
• BOTTLE ROCKETS
• ROCK FESTIVALS
• RECYCYLING
• CROSSWORD PUZZLES
• HEAVY SARCASM
• EDITORIALS
• MSN IM FORMERLY
• COFFEE MUGS
• CANADIAN MOOLA
• DEBATES
• SUNSETS
• MONTREAL
• DIS SONGS
• LOVE SONGS
• BREAKUP SONGS
• FUCK AUTHORITY SONGS
• SEX SONGS
• AROMATHERAPY
• EDOUARD DEGAS
• BRIAN FROUD
• NEIL GAIMAN
• TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN
• DILBERT
• “PERSEPHONE THE WANDERER”
• BRIGITTE BARDOT
• ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S OEUVRE
• DISTORTION PEDALS
• BATMAN
• EVEL KNIEVEL
• RAMEN NOODLES
• DR. THUNDER
• JACKSON POLLACK’S PAINTING STYLE
• ANDY WARHOL
• “FIRE AND ICE”
• GRAHAM GREENE’S THE DESTROYERS
• PAGANINI
• KEATS
• THE SHELLEYS
• GRETA GARBO: I WANT TO BE ALONE
• FRANZ KAFKA
• JAMES EARL JONES’S VOICE
• MAHATMA GANDHI
• FRED ASTAIRE AND GINGER ROGERS
• THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
• PIERRE AUGUSTE RENOIR
• COCO CHANEL
• CONFUCIAN DOCTRINE
• CARROT TOP’S SHRUNKEN COJONES AND ENLARGED PHYSIQUE
• THE WORDS COJONES AND COUILLON
• IGOR STRAVINSKY ESPECIALLY NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN WITH CZERNOBOG
• OSCAR WILDE
• HAWTHORNE’S “YOUNG GOODMAN BROWN,” “RAPPACCINI’S GARDEN,” AND “THE BIRTHMARK”
• SUN TZU’S THE ART OF WAR
• GIACOMO DE CASANOVA (SEXIEST LIBRARIAN EVER)
• ALEXANDER MCQUEEN
• CAPTAIN KANGAROO
• DR. FAUSTUS
• KUBLA KHAN (OPIUM DREAMS)
• VICTORIA FRANCES
• HOLLY BLACK
• THE EDGE CHRONICLES
• NARNIA
• PIERS ANTHONY
• FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK
• ANNETTE CURTIS KLAUSE
• LA BELLE DAME SANS MERCI
• JOHN WATERHOUSE
• DYLAN THOMAS
• A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (MOVIE AND BOOKS)
• CECIL CASTELLUCCI
• THE FIREBIRDS ANTHOLOGIES
• RAY BRADBURY
• FUCK ME, RAY BRADBURY
• SCOTT WESTERFELD
• ROBIN MCKINLEY
• CIRQUE DU FREAK BOOKS
• MADELEINE L’ENGLE
• ALBERT CAMUS’S THE STRANGER
• WHERE’S WALDO?
• TOM ROBBINS, ESPECIALLY STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER
• PETER PAN
• LE PETIT PRINCE
• SCOTT CUNNINGHAM
• GEORGIA NICHOLSON
• PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (BOOK, MOVIE, MINISERIES)
• GARTH NIX
• NICK AND NORAH’S INFINITE PLAYLIST (ONLY THE BOOK, THE MOVIE SUCKED)
• ANY STORY ANYTHOLOGY EDITED BY ELLEN DATLOW AND TERRY WINDLING OR BRUCE COVILLE
• CATHY’S BOOK AND CATHY’S KEY
• ‘SALEM’S LOT
• THE STAND (STEPHEN KING’S BEST BOOK, DECENT MINISERIES)
• CARRIE (BOTH)
• CARRIE (THE SONG BY EUROPE)
• BEIJING DOLL
• THE BLUE GIRL
• CHEDDAR JALAPENO CHEETOES
• ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH MARIE ANTOINETTE
• CAPPUCCINO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
• COOKING WAFFLES IN THE MICROWAVE
• HUGE-ASS SMARTIES SUCKERS
• LEMONADE
• ANY CEREAL THAT WILL TALK TO ME
• CANDY CORN
• POKEMON (ORIGINAL 150) (MOSTLY)
• FRIENDS (ESPECIALLY PHOEBE I LOVE HER SO)
• MARASCHINO CHERRIES
• DARK DARK DARK CHOCOLATE
• MILK AND COOKIES
• CLASSIC COCA-COLA
• INUYASHA’S OLDER BROTHER SESSHOMARU BECAUSE HE IS ONE FOXY (LITERALLY) DEMON
• QU’EST-QUE CE FRAK?
• HEX (OMG FASSY AS AZAZEL OMG)
• ITALIAN SODA
• SPRINKLES
• BISCOTTI
• YUMMY SPICY GUMBO
• PUMPKIN COKIES
• THOSE CARDIGANS MR. ROGERS ROCKED
• PUNKY BREWSTER
• BLTS MINUS THE T BUT PLUS AN A FOR AVOCADO AND C FOR CHEESE, WITH MAYO AND TOASTED BREAD
• ANYTHING FOOD-WISE WITH POTATOES EXCEPT POTATO SALAD
• POTATO AS BATTERY SOURCE
• SAMWISE: PO-TA-TOES!
• FOSTER’S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS
• THE FRESH PRINCE
• NARF!
• VEGGIE TALES SING-ALONG TAPE
• CRISS ANGEL FREAKING MY MIND
• THE BLADE TRILOGY
• MOVIES FROM THE 60S-70S ERA
• CHICAGO (THE MUSICAL)
• SCHOOL OF ROCK
• SHREK WHEN HE WAS STILL A HOMEBOY
• ANY MOVIE OF THE GOLDEN THREESOME: SIMON PEGG, NICK FROST, AND EDGAR WRIGHT
• THE FEW M. NIGHT SHYLAMAN MOVIES THAT DON’T SUCK
• WEIRD OFF-OFF-DISNEY CHILDREN’S MOVIES
• MOVIES WITH A CRAPPY PLOT BUT SWEET ACTION
• MOVIES WITH A GOOD PLOT AND SWEET ACTION
• FANTASIA AND FANTASTIA 2000 BECAUSE THEY FORCE LITTLE KIDS TO ENJOY CLASSICAL MUSIC
• JAY AND SILENT BOB
• ALAN MOORE NOVEL-BASED FILMS
• STANLEY KUBRICK
• EARLY DISNEY MOVIES
• JOHN HUGHES
• VELOCIRAPTORS (IN ALL THINGS)
• THE SEMI-COLON APPRECIATION SOCIETY
• REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
• ACCEPTED
• PURPLE RAIN
• AMÉLIE
• FAUX-BIOPICS
• DOMINO (THE MOVIE)
• MOST FILMS WITH JOHN CUSACK
• JOHN CUSACK
• JOAN CUSACK
• WEIRD/COOL DOCUMENTARIES
• EL GUAPO (IT’S A SWEATER!)
• MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON ACID BUT IN A GOOD WAY
• UN CHIEN ANDALOU
• THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, OZZY OSBOURNE
• THE BEATLES
• SAY ANYTHING (BOTH THE FILM AND BAND)
• JIMI HENDRIX
• THE COOP
• STYX (CRITICS ARE JUDGEMENTAL ASSHOLES)
• DEPECHE MODE
• THE BRITROCK MOVEMENT OF THE EARLY 2000S
• ALANIS MORISSETTE
• BANDS THAT ONLY EXIST IN A MOVIE OR BOOK BUT SOUND EXCELLENT IN YOUR HEAD
• DIRTY MONKEY SEX FOR A KLONDIKE BAR
• THE DRESDEN DOLLS
• THE ORIGINAL 1977 PUNK ROCK MOVEMENT
• WEIRD AL
• MY FRIEND JESUS
• MUMBLECORE
• NUMEROUS ONE-HIT-WONDERS
• MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE EIGHTIES, WITH HIS RED JACKET AND ONE GLOVE AND DANCE MOVES
• FIGWIT
• THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN (THEY PICKED UP WHERE YOUR PRECIOUS ECHO LEFT OFF)
• BOTTLE CAPS THAT SAY STUFF
• PREFECTS (IN THEORY)
• THE CRANBERRIES
• HENRY VIII AND HIS SIX WIVES
• ‘FROS
• SPOCK (YOU SEXAY BITCH)
• KALAMAZOO
• DAVE THE BARBARIAN (PANCAKES PANCAKES YEAAAAAAAHHHHH)
• THE PIXIES
• ARGUING ABOUT MARY SUE
• HOLY HAND GRENADES
• THOSE MONTHLY GRYFFINDOR/HUFFLEPUFF ORGIES
• AND ALL THE WOOKIES SAY I’M PRETTY FLY FOR A JEDI
• TAROT CARDS
• WEIRD CATHOLIC MARTYRDOM STORIES
• PUTTING THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL
• MAKING STABBING AND/OR JERKING OFF MOTIONS
• BEING OBNOXIOUS
• ADVANCED PHYSICS MIXED WITH THEOLOGY
• SPEW
• FOLGER’S IN MY CUP
• THE ANARCHIST’S COOKBOOK
• I’M SO NEFARIOUS, THAT MEANS I’M EVIL
• BALROGS
• GETTING KICKED OUT OF MY DUMBASS HISTORY CLASS SOPHOMORE YEAR BY A 300LB BALD SUBSTITUTE SO I CAN STAND IN THE HALLWAY ALL PERIOD LISTENING TO MUSIC AND PLAYING AIR GUITAR
• STALKING WITH LOVE (CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE)
• OMGWTF
• TURTLES
• DOIN’ THE ROBOT
• SMURFS
• LIGHTING STUFF ON FIRE VIA NECCO WAFERS
• KLINGONS
• THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS
• DYING MY HAIR (YEP IT’S DEAD)
• LIMBO LIMBO HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
• THE DARK MAGICIAN CARD
• PINATAS
• WHACKING THINGS OTHER THAN THE PINATA ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE
• WHACKING OTHER PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE
• STEALING THE PINATA BEFOREHAND, EATING ALL THE CANDY, AND THEN WHACKING OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE EMPTY PINATA
• THE HAMBURGLER
• THE ZAMBONI
• THE BALTIMORE RAVENS
• THE DALLAS COWBOYS
• IGUANAS
• FOOSBALL
• IMAGINARY NUMBERS AND HOW THEY’RE LIKE VAMPIRES
• RUDE LIMERICKS
• ALBERT EINSTEIN
• THE HOKEY-POKEY
• USING ON TOAST AS AN ADJECTIVE
• ALL-GIRL HARDCORE BANDS
• I LIKA DO DA CHA CHA
• GREASE (LIVE OR ON FILM)
• MASTICATING THOROUGHLY
• MOTLEY CRUE
• GNR
• HURLEY SWIMWEAR
• BEGINNER’S YOGA
• JASON KRONENWALD’S ABC GUM ART
• VIRTUAL BOWLING
• ACTUAL BOWLING
• STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE (THE CARTOON)
• DANCING ALL NIGHT
• VINTAGE TEES
• ORIENTAL TEAS
• STUDDED BELTS
• SILVER EYESHADOW
• PUGS
• PEOPLE WHO WRITE EPIC FANTASY SAGAS ON PUB NAPKINS
• ORANGINA
• FREE HOTEL SHAMPOO, SOAP, AND TOWELS (lol)
• ALGERNON BLACKWOOD
• THE HOBBIT CAFÉ
• THE NUMBER 111
• COKE WITH LIME YOU NUT
• MOOSES NAMED JARED PADALECKI
• ROSE-, GOLD-, OR GREY-TINTED AVIATOR SUNGLASSES
• NERDSPEAK
• KELLY OSBOURNE’S CLOTHING LINE
• HEDONISM
• PALE SKIN
• A COLD DISH OF REVENGE
• CANDY CANES
• IRONY
• USING LEGALESE IN EVERYDAY LIFE (I OBJECT!)
• APATHEISM
• THE HEARSE POEM
• EPITAPHS
• EPIGRAPHS
• DUCT TAPE (ESPECIALLY IN FUN COLORS)
• KIRLIAN PHOTOGRAPHY
• COOL RUNNINGS (PEACE BE THE JOURNEY)
• PHAT GIRLZ (PRETTY HOT AND THICK)
• MY PET ROCK
• THE WORD ANGST
• SNEAKING
• SKULKING
• MINIATURE VILLAGES
• UNICORNS
• SKIPPING
• ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VALENTINES
• MINI-FRIDGES
• FUNKY SOX
• ROCKABILLY HAIR
• PAPARAZZI (THE SONG)
• CRIMPED HAIR
• ARIZONA JEANS
• ZIPPY MINT
• DOLPHINS (OR MAKING FUN OF THEM)
• RHINOPLASTIES
• WAVING BEARS
• THE WHITE ALBUM
• BRINGING SEXY BACK
• FURNITURE MADE OUT OF OLD SKATEBOARDS
• SQUIRRELS BEING SQUIRRELY
• CAMELS (I FED A CAMEL A CARRROOOTTT!)
• HENNA
• SARSAPARILLA
• HIDDEN TREASURES
• KIMONOS
• CAROUSELS (ESPECIALLY REALLY ORNATE ONES)
• HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
• PIG LATIN
• RENE DESCARTES
• JAPANESE HORROR FILMS
• READING BANNED BOOKS
• ROB MANUEL
• RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
• PLAYING WITH MATCHES
• DITCHING SUPERVISION AS YOUNGER ME
• CALLING IN SICK WHEN I’M JUST PISSED OFF
• CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE NOVELS
• SPEARMINT JELLY CANDIES
• THE GOBLET OF ROCK
• SON, YOU GOT A BAD APTITUDE
• HOW MOOD BACKWARDS IS DOOM
• WICCAN SAYINGS
• MUTTERED PROFANITY
• SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS PROFANITY
• PROFANITY IN A LANGUAGE PEOPLE CAN’T UNDERSTAND
• PROFANITY IN A LANGUAGE PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND AND ARE OFFENDED BY
• THE OZONE LAYER
• CATCHING AIR OFF OF SPEED BUMPS IN THE BACK OF THE BUS
• AVOIDING SPEED BUMPS IN MY CAR
• VOODOO DOUGHNUTS
• PLAYING MARACAS TO LA CUCURACHA
• LYRICS THAT ARE LIKE POETRY WITH BETTER READERS
• TRANSPARENT EYEBALL
• RUGRATS (ALL GROWN UP TO A LESSER EXTENT BUT STILL LOVE)
• SACRED HINDU COWS
• HAKUNA MATATA
• ELECTRICITY
• REPLACING REAL WORDS WITH WEIRD VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES IN CONVERSATION
• TATER TOTS (ARE YOU GONNA FINISH ‘EM?)
• TOURETTE’S A LA WHAT ABOUT BOB
• BLAMING PEOPLE I HATE FOR STUFF I DID AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
• BLUE OYSTER CULT, ESPECIALLY IN CONCERT AT THE PIER AT NIGHT
• SCARFACE
• MOCKING DONALD TRUMP’S HAIR
• STROKING MY (NONEXISTENT) GOATEE
• THE POPEMOBILE
• REAL MAPLE SYRUP
• SNEAKING AROUND PAINTING PEOPLE’S LAWN FLAMINGOS BLACK
• BURNING MY SIMS ALL TO HELL
• THE SOUP NAZI
• OVEN MITTS
• FALSELY CREATING NERVOUS TICS
• SHOEGAZE POP
• FALLING ASLEEP TO EXTREMELY LOUD THRASHCORE OR DEATH METAL JUST FOR THE INCONGRUITY OF IT
• SILVER CROSSES
• PAPER CLIP CHAINS
• STEALING OTHER PEOPLE’S STAPLERS (EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER)
• GOOFING OFF WITH POST IT NOTES
• HAVING MOCK-JEDI BATTLES WITH MARKER LIGHTSABERS
• HOLEPUNCHING RANDOMLY
• TAPING STUFF
• 7-11 SLUSHIES
• SEVERE ENNUI A LA FRANCAISE
• BEING INTIMIDATING
• HONING MY MALICIOUS INTENT
• SAYING ARRRGGGH IN A LOW RUMBLY VOICE
• PUTTING PEOPLE’S OFFICE SUPPLIES IN JELLO (DAMMIT JIM)
• ROUTE 44 DRINKS AT SONIC
• TALKING TO THE SPIRITS IN MY COFFEEMAKER
• LOOKING FOR FAERIE CIRCLES IN THE WOODS/MY BACKYARD
• CHARTING RANDOM FANDOM FAMILY LINEAGE
• SAUNTERING
• LURKING
• DIAGNOSING PEOPLE WITH FATAL DISEASES EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT A LICENSED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER NOR DO I PLAY ONE ON TV (IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY SOMETIMES BELIEVE ME)
• CHANTING FOR NO REASON TO MAKE BUSYBODIES THINK I’M CRAZY
• TRANSLATING RANDOM QUOTES AND LYRICS INTO FRENCH OR RUNIC
• BOUNCING QUARTERS OFF CURE HAIR
• FAKE FANGS
• REAL FANGS
• STUFFED ANIMAL GIRAFFES
• SATIRICAL ANALYSIS OF STUPID HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA A LA THE ONION
• HOWLING AND/OR BARKING AT THE MOON
• SWOOSHINGLY WEARING CAPES
• FUNERAL COSMETOLOGY
• MOCKING PUXANTAWNEY PHIL
• MOCKING PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN PUXANTAWNEY PHIL
• COMPLAINING
• WISHING I HAD A FLAMETHROWER (BECAUSE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?!)
• NIGHT VISION GOGGLES (POSSUM OR PARIS HILTON? YOU DECIDE!)
• CAUTION TAPE ESPECIALLY THE RED KIND
• BARBED WIRE GARROTTING
• ROLLING MY EYES
• TALKING ABOUT APOCALYPTIC SCENARIOS
• TOASTING MARSHMALLOWS VIA STOVETOP
• BURNING INCENSE
• TACO BELL
• SAMPLING AIR RAID SIRENS IN MASH-UPS BETWEEN BOLLYWOOD MUSICAL SONGS AND OFFENSIVE PUNK ROCK
• THE METATRON
• BUDDY JESUS FTW
• CAPTAIN HOOK AS A SEXY BEYOTCH
• KELLY (OH MY GOD SHOES)
• ANDY SERKISS
• MOCKING KORN
• LEGOLUSTING OVER EVERYBODY IN LORD OF THE RINGS
• EVIL SNOWBALLS
• EVIL MUFFIINS
• EVIL SNOWBALLS SHAPED LIKE MUFFINS
• EVIL MUFFINS SHAPED LIKE SNOWBALLS
• EATING CANDY THAT LOOKS LIKE EYEBALLS
• QUILLS (THE MOVIE)
• QUILLS (THE WRITING UTENSIL)
• THE JACKAL-HEADED GOD ANUBIS
• BAR SINISTERS
• CARPE NOCTUM
• LISTENING IN ON SNIPPETS OF RANDOM CONVOS AROUND ME (I WASN’T DROPPING NO EAVES SIR HONEST)
• SUPERNOVAE
• WEIRD PETPETS
• ANCIENT MEDIEVAL TAPESTRIES
• OWLS
• STUFF THAT’S BEEN FROZEN IN LIQUID NITROGEN
• LACHRYMATORIES
• THE TAVERN NAME DU CHAT NOIR
• VLAD THE IMPALER
• ERZEBET BATHORY THE BLOOD COUNTESS
• DRAWING WELL-EXECUTED HEARTAGRAMS
• THE WORD MORATORIUM
• THE OLD-SCHOOL ITALIAN COURTIERS
• THE MUMMY AND THE MUMMY RETURNS (THE REMAKE, YOU KNOW)
• MEMENTO MORI
• FINDING RANDOM MESSAGES WRITTEN IN TEXTBOOKS
• WRITING RANDOM MESSAGES IN TEXTBOOKS
• THE SACRED SOUND OM
• ANY SONG ASSOCIATED WITH LORD OF THE RINGS
• BETTING WEIRD CRAP INSTEAD OF MONEY WHILST PLAYING CARDS
• STEWIE (THE ONLY GOOD PART OF FAMILY GUY)
• PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS
• PEOPLE WHO CAN’T MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS BUT PRETEND LIKE THEY CAN (DO YOU WANT A SNAKE AN EEL OR AN EARTHWORM)
• SEVERUS SNAPE’S FIRST-YEAR SPEECH
• QUOTING MOVIES AND HAVING OTHER COOL PEEPS CONTINUE THE QUOTE
• GUYS WHO WEAR WING-TIP SHOES
• NONSENSICAL PROVERBS AND APHORISMS
• MATA HARI
• LES MISERABLES
• AREA 51
• METHINKS IT’S MUTTONTASTIC!
• CHUCK PALAHNIUK
• CROSS-SHAPED MP3 PLAYERS
• FRAKKIN’ CYLONS
• AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES LIKE THE TILT-A-WHIRL AND SPACE SCRAMBLER
• AND THE BUMPER CARS
• THE TERM ET CETERA
• NAKED MOLE RATS
• MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICES (IN THEORY)
• NITROGENOUS BASES
• DAVID SPADE
• JUNK FOOD TEES
• FRED FLARE
• DAANG GOODMAN FOR TRIPP NYC
• OLD NAVY
• THE PRIZES THAT USED TO COME IN CEREAL BOXES THAT WERE ACTUALLY COOL
• FAKE 50S DINERS
• THE TERM TETE-A-TETE
• THE BULGARIAN BON-BON
• CELLISTS
• FEDORAS
• MACAROONS, AMERICAN-STYLE
• MACAROONS, LA DUREE-STYLE
• NORRIBETH SHIPPING
• VICTOR/VICTORIA
• LILITH FAIR
• FEATHER BOAS
• NERDY JOKES, LIKE THE ONE ABOUT THE HIGGS-BOSUN PARTICLE
• THE HIGGS-BOSUN PARTICLE
• TEN THINGS TO DO WITH A BRICK THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH KINKY SEX
• MOLIERE
• HELLO MY NAME IS NAMETAGS
• DR. SLOTH
• THE DOOM SONG
• MR. POPPER’S PENGUINS (THE BOOK)
• BURNING MAN
• E. NESBI
• SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK
• STELLALUNA
• VIVIAN VANDE VELDE
• SARAH DESSEN
• PETE HAUTMAN
• GOOSEBUMPS BOOKS
• GERTRUDE STEIN
• YOUTH IN REVOLT (THE BOOK)
• ALICE HOFFMAN
• FAT KID RULES THE WORLD
• ROALD DAHL
• SHEL SILVERSTEIN
• E.L. KONGISBURG
• BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS
• CORRECTING OTHER PEOPLE’S GRAMMAR
• ERNIE SWEATERS
• ANARCHIST KNITTING GROUPS
• VICTROLAS
• OSCAR THE GROUCH
• ALTOIDS
• NINJA STICK PEOPLE
• MOCKING SCIENTOLOGY
• ODD NUMBERS
• PROCRASTINATING
• LOLLYGAGGING
• DAWDLING
• MITHRIL
• PALANTIRS
• INDUSTRIAL SABOTAGE
• DR. WHO, ESPECIALLY THE TENTH SERIES
• G&T
• GILLIGAN’S FUCKING COOL HATNESS
• INNOCENCE BY JANE MENDELSOHN
• JOAN JETT
• TIMOTHY LEARY
• SLANS
• WEIRD-ASS INDIE ROCK
• BELIEVING THAT ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE
• THE PAN FLUTE
• NUNCHUKU
• BELLYDANCING
• FENG SHUI
• THE DRIVE-IN
• PALMISTRY
• MOPEDS
• UNDERGROUND ZINES
• CREEPY ORGAN RIFFS
• LEMMY FUCKING KILMEISTER
• RIVERDANCE
• PICKING UP COOL SHIT FOR CHEAP AT FLEA MARKETS
• SOMETIMES DRESSING LIKE JACK WHITE
• KNIFE-THROWER ACTS (ESPECIALLY RUSSIAN ONES!)
• THAI FOOD
• PADDLEBOATS
• PYROTECHNICS
• SAMURAI SWORDS (LITTLE CAUCASIAN GIRL LIKES TO PLAY)
• MR. POTATO HEAD
• FUTONS
• 007
• BEAUTY PRODUCTS MADE WITH HEMP
• SHAMANISM
• SPLATTER PAINTING
• ECLIPSES
• TASSEOGRAPHY
• MASSACRING GUMMY BEARS IN EPIC BATTLES
• HARRY HOUDINI
• FILLMORE THE VAN
• SWINGING ON A SWING SET
• KATY PERRY
• GUINEA PIGS
• PAST LIFE REGRESSION
• BONGO DRUMS
• YIDDISH
• FILM NOIR
• P.A.R.T.Y.
• KNICKKNACKS THAT ARE SO KITSCHY THEY’RE COOL
• NAIL POLISH
• FELIX FELICITAS
• CAROL DUFFY
• OBJETS D’ART
• THRIFT STORES
• SELF-EMPOWERMENT
• FANGORIA
• FUNKY BOOKENDS
• GEISHAS
• CANDELABRAS
• WAKE UP FRANKIE
• HUMMINGBIRDS
• SARCOPHAGI
• BAGPIPES
• SAMOVARS
• VW BUGS
• RODERICK THE RAVEN
• SPRITE AND CRANBERRY JUICE SPRITZERS
• MERYL STREEP
• THE GRINCH
• THE VIRGIN SUICIDES
• JUNO
• JOHN WATERS
• THE SOCIETY OF S
• THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER
• FRANK PORTMAN
• NED VIZZINI
• DIANA WYNNE-JONES
• SONYA SONES
• SUSAN JUBY
• THE PRINCESS BRIDE (BOOK AND MOVIE)
• HOODIES
• SWEET BASS LINES
• SICK GUITAR SOLOS
• WHAM-BAM-KA-BLAMMO DRUMMIN’
• JAMIE OLIVER NAKED CHEF
• SWOONING
• MIDNIGHT PICNICS
• CHIVALRY
• TEKKEN TAG TOURNAMENT THREE
• LAUNDROMAT CARTS
• CONCH SHELLS
• GUITAR PICKS
• SEX ALLIANCES AGAINST SOCIETY
• SNAIL MAIL
• LORD BYRON
• A GOOD MERLOT
• SNEAKING INTO MOVIES
• LE PENSEUR
• GOOFY BOY BOXERS
• THOMAS CHATTERTON
• THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS
• BINDIS
• GREGORY MAGUIRE
• ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFETS
• UNDERWORLD
• SOUNDGARDEN’S MUSIC VIDEOS
• WILLOW
• THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
• BLACKLIGHTS
• ELEGANTLY PENNED BOOK REVIEWS
• FONDUE FOUNTAINS
• BALLOON CASCADES
• NAIL DECALS
• ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK
• ROOTBEER FLOATS
• RAW COOKIE DOUGH
• NON PAREILS
• HUMMUS
• SALT AND VINEGAR POTATO CHIPS
• BACON FLAVORED THINGS
• OREOS
• PIZZA BAGELS
• DRIED CRANBERRIES
• BONDAGE BRACELETS
• VELVET CLOAKS
• BYGONE ERAS
• HYENAS
• TOUSLED HAIR
• ENCHANTED FORESTS
• GUACAMOLE
• NUMBER THREE PENCILS
• JUNIOR MINTS
• GREY SKIES
• THE C-WORD
• DEFYING CONVENTIONAL BEAUTY IDEALS
• TWISTER (THE MOVIE)
• DORITOS
• SPINACH DIP
• THE EQUUS PROMO PICS
• RECESS
• MERMAIDS
• FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
• EXPONENTIAL DECAY
• MC HAMMER’S PANTS
• SIMON COWELL
• VINTAGE BUTTONS
• WITTY REPARTEE
• THE KEY OF G MAJOR
• THE TITLE ‘MARQUIS’
• PRETENDING I AM A MEMBER OF TEAM ROCKET
• YODA
• CRYOGENICS
• DISNEY’S FOLLY
• PAIGE JEANS
• THE LIGHT OF ËARENDIL
• SOLEMBUM
• JACQUES PREVERT
• ANANDAMIDE
• BIJOUX
• WIDDERSHINS CIRCLES
• FEMMES FATALES
• FATA MORGANAS
• HORS D’OEUVRES
• CALLING COFFEE DEMITASSE
• LAVALIERES
• LIGERS
• NICTATING
• OMPHALOSKEPSIS
• THE WORD OSTENSIBLY IN LIEU OF SUPPOSEDLY
• THE WORD FLOCCINAUCINHILIPILIFICATION
• QUAND ON N’A QUE L’AMOUR
• PETRICHOR
• KAFFEKLATSCH
• PHOENIXES
• PI
• PIE
• SMOOTH SEGUES
• STRIKHEDONIA
• SYZYGY
• UNUNUNIUM
• VELOCIPEDES
• POPPY Z. BRITE
• THE APPLES IN STEREO
• FRACTURED FAIRY TALES
• HAIR CLIPPIES
• THE HIGHWAYMAN
• STURM UND DRANG
• BUDDY HOLLY
• THE BEACH BOYS
• EMILY DICKINSON
• SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
• SEX PISTOLS
• FLEETWOOD MAC
• LEGOS
• CANDY JEWELRY
• JUDAS PRIEST
• THOSE BUTTERY MINTS THAT HOTEL PEOPLE LEAVE ON YOUR PILLOW
• SPINNY CHAIRS
• MICHELANGELO’S DAVID
• THE CRIMSON CHIN
• DORKY LIGHTED PENS
• PLEATED SKIRTS
• ROMANTIC ROGUES
• DRAC IN A BOX
• TRICK-OR-TREATING BUCKETS
• LIVE PRODUCTIONS OF CLASSIC PLAYS
• ELEMENTAL STUFF
• APRICOTS IN HONEY
• H.P. LOVECRAFT
• TASTEFUL CHIFFON
• MANDOLINS
• AGYNESS DEYN
• FAKE BLOOD
• HAUNTED HOUSES ON HALLOWEEN
• SURREALISM
• BLACK BROCADE
• TWIZZLERS
• CHOCOLATE TWIZZLERS
• BANDS THAT HAVE WEIRD INSTRUMENTS IN THEM
• WHITE NOISE
• PSYCHOLOGY
• MARQUEES
• SINEAD O’CONNOR
• EYEBROW SEMAPHORE
• THE WARWICK DARK LORD BASS
• CHEAP MONDAY
• IEKELIENE STANGE
• BLACK CURRANTS
• STEVE CARRELL
• TONY HAWK
• PEOPLE WHO LIFT LIGHTERS INSTEAD OF CELL PHONES DURING POWER BALLADS AT CONCERTS
• STRIPED GRUNGEY SWEATERS
• THE TAO OF THE MALICE
• ANTIQUE MIRRORS
• ASCOTS
• SHEET MUSIC AS WALLPAPER
• DYSTOPIC NOVELS AND FILMS
• KINGS OF LEON
• MISSHAPES
• CALVIN KLEIN OBSESSION NIGHT
• SCARLET LIPSTICK
• SOCRATES
• PEOPLE WHO CAN RIDE UNICYCLES
• FLIGHTS OF FANCY
• BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
• DITA VON TEESE
• CHIX IN THE PIT
• DRAVEN SHOES
• TIARAS
• THE CROW (THE MOVIE)
• NAMASTE
• SHEA BUTTER MOISTURIZERS
• BIG OLD HOUSES SITUATED AT A CROSSROADS
• MADAME TALBOT
• THE ZOMBIES, ROB AND SHERI MOON
• JAKE’S CHOP SHOP FURNITURE
• MOVIES ABOUT VIRUSES
• SATELLITE3 COSMETICS
• MEDIEVAL MEDICINAL TECHNIQUES (IN THEORY)
• THE BLACK PLAGUE IS IT THE BLACK PLAGUE
• CHARLES BAUDELAIRE
• ROY LICHTENSTEIN
• ANNA SUI
• THE TERM JE NE SAIS QUOI
• THE LIGHT OF DAY/LACK THEREOF IN NORTHERN PLACES
• CHAMELEONS
• TANG
• FURBY
• MUSIC LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE DEAD
• ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND DUDE. DUST. WIND. DUDE!
• REAL, TOUGH, FEMALE SUPERHEROES
• SNOOPY
• GRACE KELLY
• PABLO PICASSO
• WILLIAM BLAKE
• THE ROAD NOT TAKEN
• VINCENT VAN GOGH (ESPECIALLY DR. WHO EPISODE)
• LOVE ME!
• MAD GIRL’S LOVE SONG
• RHINESTONES
• BEING BOOTYLICIOUS
• 100 PERCENT COTTOON
• PORTOBELLO ROAD MARKET (STREET WHERE THE RICHES OF AGES ARE SOLD)
• JANE YOLEN
• ZADIG & VOLTAIRE
• SKINNY BELTS
• ODED FEHR
• X-RAYS
• CHECKERED PRINTS
• “THE DEAD FAITH”
• PEOPLE NAMED BRUCE
• JOYRIDING IN GOLF CARTS
• LAUREN BACALL
• FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND
• AMISH PEOPLE
• BOWLER HATS
• THE COLOR PALETTES FOR MARC BY MARC JACOBS ADS
• OLD-FASHIONED CLUE
• PLAYSTATIONS
• WINDOW CLINGS
• SWAN LAKE
• LINED NOTEBOOKS
• THE QUIET
• LUIGI AND MARIO
• FRAGGLE ROCK
• MATTRESS JOUSTING
• FREECREDITREPORT.COM COMMERCIALS
• THAT GASPARD ULLIEL CHANEL COLOGNE COMMERCIAL
• ICELAND
• PIP AND NORTON
• SAND-SLEDDING
• DISORDERED DREAMING
• THE BRONTES
• BASILICAS
• HIP SCARVES
• FAIRY DUST
• HOURGLASSES
• LEATHER JACKETS
• COLORED DENIM
• ELLEN PAGE
• DRAMATIC TABLEAUX
• RELIABLE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
• TEA SETS
• GYPSIES
• OLD 8-TRAX
• AVOIDING OTHER PEOPLE CLEVERLY
• BE KIND REWIND
• THE NAME TATUM
• THE COVENANT
• ANY OF THE GUYS FROM THE COVENANT
• RIPPED-UP, BEAT-UP, AND OTHERWISE DESTROYED PROM DRESSES
• MASQUERADE BALLS
• DARWINISM
• PRINCESS DI
• MARK GROTJAHN’S ART
• FINALLY GETTING MY HANDS ON A BOOK I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR
• MESSY UPDOS
• YAHTZEE
• LIBRARIES
• BOOKSTORES WITH CAFES IN THEM
• THE NUMBER 23 (THE MOVIE)
• CLIVE OWEN
• FREERICE.COM
• ECO’BRELLAS
• SUNFLOWERS
• THE TERM RAISON D’ETRE
• HERMIT CRABS
• BLACK SHEEP (COME HOME)
• BANDS WHO SING IN LANGUAGES I DON’T UNDERSTAND
• BRIGHT COLORED ACCESSORIES
• THE V MONOLOGUES
• CASHMERE
• FINGERLESS GLOVES
• XENOPHILIA
• BIBLIOPHILIA
• AILUROPHILIA
• BURBERRY ADS
• BACK TO THE FUTURE
• STRANGER THAN FICTION AND OTHER WILL FERRELL FILMS THAT DON’T SUCK
• POSTCARDS
• NEW WAVE
• NO WAVE
• ELIZABETH AND JAMES
• PERSONAE
• TIE-DYE CASUAL
• THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
• WHIMSY
• THINK TANKS
• SEA LIONS
• MANATEES
• KEIRA KNIGHTLEY’S OFT-SEEN NEFERTITI PENDANT
• SUNSCREEN SPF 50
• FAFINETTES FOR MAC
• THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE
• GUERILLA WATERGUN WARFARE CITYWIDE
• VERA WANG
• INNER BEAUTY
• CONOR OBERST
• LONDON SOLE SLIPPERS
• LAB COATS
• GOD OF THUNDER
• DUKE ‘EM NUKE ‘EM
• VALENTINO ROCK’N’ROSES COUTURE PARFUM
• ROMCOMS THAT MANAGE TO BE BOTH ROMANTIC AND FUNNY WITHOUT BEING CLICHÉ OR CHEESY
• MCLOVIN
• MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN (BECAUSE I ENJOY YELLING AT BRATS OF SPOILAGE)
• FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
• DRIED HYDRANGEAS
• PAT BENATAR
• MIU MIU
• SCRUBS
• GUITAR HERO
• ESCALATORS
• 7 FOR ALL MANKIND JEANS
• BEIRUT
• AMERICA FERRERA
• BAGELS

ESPECIALLY THE WARRIOR BAGELWICH

• KNEE HIGHS WITH MARY JANES
• MALE SEAHORSES
• TOTALLY AWESOME WINDOW CLEANER!
• CINNAMON ROLLS
• PEPPERANN
• SHRUNKEN HEADS
• PIN-THE-LIPS-ON-THE-HOT-GUY
• THROWING PIES AT THE PRINCIPAL
• HEADS UP, SEVEN UP
• 4 CORNERS
• TP’ING
• JOHN MCENROE
• PHILLIP PARKER
• HOUSE, MD
• PSYCH
• SUCKING AT TENNIS
• JOSHUA TREES
• DOT!!!
• THE NHS BULLDOGS
• CICADA MAGAZINE
• BARBARA TENGA
• STEVE ALMOND
• SECONDHAND LIONS
• MICHAEL CAINE
• BACON PORN
• RENE MAGRITTE
• WASSILY KANDINSKY
• THE GOLDEN LLAMA STATUE ON PAGE 298 IN MY HUMANITIES TEXTBOOK
• RHODE ISLAND
• QUASARS
• LUDO (THE BAND)
• LUDO (FROM LABYRINTH)
• LUDO (MY FISH)
• OASIS
• TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NM
• BILL CLINTON MOCKERY
• GOULASH
• METAL HEALTH
• BOWIE IN NORWAY (WANKERS!)
• SATAN’S KINGDOM, KN
• CRAPPY BIGFOOT FOOTAGE
• BEING ABLE TO READ SHEET MUSIC
• RHUMB LINES
• SIOUXSIE
• THE SUPREMES
• ROCK-A-DOODLE
• LADY OF GUADALUPE
• HEART-SHAPED BOXES
• ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HEART MODELS
• THE LARGE MAGELLANIC CLOUD’S BLACK HOLE
• NON-LEGO LEGO STUFF
• THE ART OF SCREAMING
• PALIN PORN (lol)
• FO’PO’
• TACHANKAS
• ALBION
• THE FAINT’S “AGENDA SUICIDE”
• BOLLYWOOD DANCNING
• “EYE” MAKEUP
• KURT COBAIN CONVERSE
• THE WHO CONVERSE
• BLACK SABBATH CONVERSE
• THE M&M CAR
• NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
• RUTILATED QUARTZ IN POETRY
• CLOGGING
• “I’M MOLTING I’M MOLTING”
• HOODED COBRAS
• SPRITES
• GOBLINS
• AMBIDEXTROUS PEPLE
• HIEROGLYPHICS AND HIERATIC
• THE ROSETTA STONE
• GEODESIC DOMES
• ST. BASIL’S CATHEDRAL
• THE GREEN MONSTER AT FENWAY
• “ANAM CARA”
• GANESHA
• THE WITCHING HOUR
• MCSWEENEY’S JOKE BOOK OF BOOK JOKES
• YORICK (I KNEW HIM WELL)
• POETIC LICENSE
• THE BESTOWMENT OF WISHES
• CAFTANS
• THE PROTESTANT SERMON “YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN THE FLAMES OF HELL BWAHAHAHAHA”
• FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT
• HAMLET 2 (ROCK ME SEXY JESUS)
• KING TUTANKHAMEN’S SARCOPHAGUS
• BARDS AND MINSTRELS
• THAT DIFFERENT HEMISPHERES MAKE TORNADOES AND HURRICANES SPIN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
• NAUGHTY THIGH-HIGHS
• MING WALKER
• ASCADULN
• FRANCIS OF ASSISI
• SUNSET MOTHS
• AMAZING GRACE
• TRICK BOXES
• QUIZBOWL
• THE STRANGELINGS
• THAI ARCHITECTURE
• GINGKO TREES
• “EGO DILECTO MEO ET DILECTUS MEUS”
• SON-ET-LUMIERE SHOWS
• THE SUMMER OF LOVE
• THE RED STUDIO
• GUERNICA
• CHRISTINA’S WORLD
• 1 CORINTHIANS 13:4-7
• TITLED EARLS
• SOMBER CHILDREN EYES
• HUGE POCKETS
• THE SHANGRI-LAS
• “PAS BIEN…NON, BEAUCOUP BIEN!”
• THE ANCIENT CULTURE OF CRETE
• KRAHE
• ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE
• FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT
• MOURNING CLOAK BUTTERFLIES
• THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND (JUST BECAUSE IT HAS A SILLY NAME)
• GLASS SLIPPERS
• THE BILL OF RIGHTS (PLEASE STOP FUCKING WITH IT KTHXBYE)
• THE INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF WENCHES
• MERLIN’S SAGGY LEFT…DON’T SAY THAT RONALD!
• THE GREEN MAN
• NOBODY MOVE DROPPED ME BRAIN
• MOLESWORTH
• FATHER TED
• SOLSBURY PLAIN
• FROCK COATS
• THE WAGER
• SPARKLING VODKA
• WUTHERING HEIGHTS
• THESTRALS
• THE AZTECAN GOD PANTHEON
• CODPIECES
• DAWNCE? VEE ARE NOT GOINK TO DAWNCE. VEE ARE GOINK TO TANGO!!
• YAKS
• CARIBOU (ESPECIALLY THE GAMBOLING KIND)
• COMPASS ROSES
• STEAMPUNK
• STEPHANIE LAW’S TAROT-SERIES
• PINK SO FAINT AND BLUSHING IT SEEMS WHITE
• MOBSTER MOLLS
• HAVING MY RING KISSED BY LOYAL SUBSERVIENTS
• LE PANTHEON
• ANNE OF GREEN GABLES
• GLASTONBURY
• NENE THOMAS
• BLOOD+
• THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
• RIVER STONES
• RIVER PHOENIX
• THE WOBBLING OF STARS AS THEIR PLANETS ORBIT THEM
• THE NAGA
• CHEVRONS (THE SHAPE)
• NUBIAN CULTURE
• RADICAL HERETICS AKHENATEN (AKHOTEP) AND NEFERTITI
• SUNDIALS (HEY MAC, YOU WANNA BUY A SUNDIAL??)
• “COME LITTLE CHILDREN…”
• ARGONAUTS
• FLAVOR METAPHOR
• GOLD LEAF FACIALS
• WOODSTOCK ‘65
• WOODSTOCK ‘94
• THE EBB AND FLOW OF THE TIDES
• TEN INCH HERO
• LEARNING HOW TO MAKE SOAP AND NAPALM WITH TYLER DURDEN
• GHOST WHISPERER
• “BELA LUGOSI’S DEAD” (undead undead undead)
• THE BOB AND TOM SHOW
• CANTRIPS
• THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST
• “FORNIFICATION”
• GEORGE A. ROMERO
• THE HOUSES OF EREBUS
• PEGASII
• T.S. ELIOT
• “DE L’HERBE”
• INVISIBLE THREAD
• THE TANANA
• THE EVIL SKESES AND WISE MYSTICS
• KINGFISHERS
• KOOKABURRAS
• GILDED LILIES
• SALLYING FORTH
• “ZOINKS!”
• ACORN-LANTERNS
• WIDOW’S PEAKS
• ROMANI SPELLS
• BLUE SUEDE SHOES
• RED SUEDE SHOES
• PURPLE SUEDE SHOES
• HOBBIT WEED (OLD TOBY, FINEST WEED IN THE SOUTHFARTHING)
• ANTONIO VIVALDI (TONY!)
• LITERARY IN-JOKES
• TWEE
• SAYING “DOSTOEVSKY”
• LE GRAND GUIGNOL
• GOOD NEWS
• NEWSPRINT
• NON SEQUITUR
• CRUNCHY TACO HAMBURGER HELPER
• CHEX MIX
• MY BOOTS
• SUPERGHOST
• NOSTRADAMIAN PROPHECIES
• GELFLINGS
• I LIKE COFFEE BUT I DON’T LIKE TEA (IT’S A GAME OK)
• THE WAY THE VAMPIRES SCREAM ON 30 DAYS OF NIGHT
• SPACE GHOST (COAST TO COAST)
• THE TURTLES
• LINUS AND LUCY (CHARLIE BROWN THEME SONG)
• HASTINGS
• ARABIAN NIGHTS (THE SCI-FI/SYFY MINISERIES)
• THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN
• THE ZOMBIES’ “TIME OF THE SEASON”
• MR. WIZARD
• READING RAINBOW
• MINA LOY
• PURPLE ZEBRAS
• I’M BRITISH AND I NEED A GUN
• THE ALAMO DOME
• “MAGIC” ON MY OLD TRACFONE
• “SPOO”
• RICOLA COUGH DROPS
• TIRAMISU FLAVORED COFFEE CREAMER
• GOOGLING MYSELF
• YOURMOMDOTCOM
• WALKING IN THE AIR (THE SONG)
• TIM BURTON’S VINCENT
• ZOMBIE INFECTION MAPS
• THE GAG REEL ON VAN HELSING (I GIVE TO YOU…VAN HALEN!)
• SHAMISENS
• SPACES PREGNANT WITH POSSIBILITY
• LYRICAL CHAPTER HEADINGS
• YO-YO MA
• THE CONCEPT OF SANGUINI’S
• GROND
• MULTIGRAIN CHEERIOS
• INDIVIDUAL PACKETS OF APPLESAUCE
• THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THE ABLATION PLAN
• ITZHAK PERLMAN
• EKPHRASIS POETRY
• ETHEREES
• VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE
• FEBREZE
• HUGH GRANT
• GERALDINE’S ROLLS
• MY GRANDMA’S HOMEMADE APPLE PIE
• BLANK CDS FOR CHEAP
• NEON FRIENDSHIP RINGS
• TORTELLINI
• EGGNOG
• JERRY SPRINGER
• FATHEADS
• MATTHEW PERRY
• GARAGE BAND BY GIPI
• SESTINAS
• THE SECRET UNIVERSE OF NAMES
• THE DARK IS RISING SEQUENCE
• FAUX-HAWKS
• SNO-HAWKS
• REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
• HEARTHS
• FRINGE (THE TV SHOW)
• SEBASTIAN (MY IPOD)
• THE LAST MIMZY
• OGHAM
• CASABLANCA (HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU, KID)
• THE SUN IS NOT A MONSTER! IT’S NOT A MONSTER!!!
• INDICTED! INDICTED, JANE! INDICTED!
• AMADEUS’S LAUGH…bwahahahahahahahaha
• SOUTH PARK/HARRY POTTER MASH-UPS ON YOUTUBE
• FMYLIFE.COM
• MYLIFEISAVERAGE.COM
• PEREGRINATIONS
• LOLCATZ
• “RIDIN’ DIRTY”
• CHERRIES’N’CREAM SODA
• THE BOSTON TEA PARTY
• MAKING LISTS (OB…..VIOUSLY)
• RYLAN’S POEM “BILLBOARD HOT 100”
• BURN AFTER READING
• PLACEBO
• THE IRISH FLAG
• STAY ALIVE
• MARY QUANT
• MARY ENGELBREIT
• PONDERING THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE
• THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
• YES MAN
• THE SIX ODDITIES PREDICTED BY EINSTEIN’S THEORY OF RELATIVITY
• THE LOST BOYS
• STAMINA (THE BAND)
• ROLE MODELS (WHISPERING EYE)
• KISS-MY-ANTHIA
• GARY SINISE
• IT’S TIME TO…KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!
• EMILIE AUTUMN
• NICK CAVE
• ANYTHING HANNIBAL LECTER RELATED
• PERSEPOLIS
• THE BONES EPISODE WITH THE FOAM
• AND THE PRINCESS AND THE PEAR
• DEFINITELY THE BONE IN THE CROSS
• AND WATCHING MY FAVORITE BONES CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVERY YEAR
• MR. VINCENT NIGEL-MURRAY (MAY HE REST IN PEACE)
• “SKAALE”
• MINISTRY OF MAGIC
• ANY PHOTOSHOOT WITH TOM FELTON
• DAN MONTAGNE
• DARK SHADOWS
• LORD OF THE FLIES
• STEVIE NICKS
• THE EARL OF SANDWICH
• NIETZSCHE (SEX WITH NIETZSCHE IS A DOWNER)
• MARVIN GAYE
• I LIKE IKE
• ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE
• AAH! REAL MONSTERS
• HAVING A DRIVER’S LICENSE
• MY NEW CAR, XANDER
• PEELING VEGETABLES—MOSTLY POTATOES AND CUCUMBERS
• GLAMIS CASTLE
• DAKOTA FANNING
• THE SMITHEREENS
• POLYVORE
• THE NERDFIGHTER SIGNAL
• HANK AND JOHN GREEN
• RANDOMLY DRAWING UNICORNS
• DRESSING TO THEMES
• TAM LYN
• IDYLLS OF PEGASUS
• SONNET 19 (SHAKESPEARE)
• BEATING MARIA’S GRADE IN ENGLISH BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE’S SO GREAT
• CAKE-COOKIES
• REALLY AWESOME POWERPOINTS
• PECAN STICKY BUNS
• ALL THE SEX JOKES AT SPENCER’S
• WATCHING BRETT PLAY BASKETBALL (THOSE ARMS!)
• THINKGEEK.COM
• LOMOGRAPHY
• MEADOW VIEW
• MY OWN PARTICULAR IDIOM
• ASTERIX
• CAROL!
• LEARNING ALL THE NAMES OF THE COUNTRIES ‘CAUSE I CAN
• THE GENERAL PROLOGUE OF CHAUCER’S CANTERBURY TALES
• THE SAD STORY OF PETRARCH’S LOVE FOR LAURA
• SPOT THE PINEAPPLE
• LINGUISTICS
• THE JENNY SPECIAL
• IRISH DRINKING SONGS
• TUMBLR
• “BRUISES” BY CHAIRLIFT
• THE ZINES ON ETSY
• MAURICE’S
• POST SECRET
• DINOSAURS
• THE CULKIN BROTHERS
• MY EDITION OF DRACULA
• TEA DURING GOVERNMENT (TEA PARTY HAHA)
• MOLLY’S MILKY WAYS
• THE PIANO MAN’S TRIBUTE TO RACHMANINOFF AND DRAGONFORCE
• HOW LONG IT TOOK RASPUTIN TO FUCKING DIE
• BRAVE NEW WORLD
• CHOCOLATE: A BITTERSWEET SAGA OF LIGHT AND DARK
• UNFORTUNATE ENGLISH BY BILL BROBAUGH
• LOVE ACTUALLY
• THE CUSTOM DICTIONARY ON MY OLD PHONE
• MY “IRISH GREEN” NAIL POLISH
• BRUNO COULAIS
• CLEVERBOT
• THE WORD “FLAUTIST”
• WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A LITTLE GIRL? I DON’T, I WANT TO BE AN ETYMOLOGIST! THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO WEAR DRESSES? THEY’RE NOT DRESSES, THEY’RE HOLY VESTMENTS.
• MOCKING NANCY PELOSI’S IMMOBILE FOREHEAD
• REPLACING THE PROPER LYRIC “NATURE IS A WHORE” IN NIRVANA’S IN BLOOM WITH “NURVETA IS A WHORE” (BECAUSE IT’S TRUE)
• NARRATING PARTS OF MY LIFE RANDOMLY IN MY HEAD
• THE CZECH’S IN THE MALE
• PRETTY MUCH EVERY CHARACTER PLAYED BY ZOOEY DESCHANEL
• BINARY CODE
• HIDDEN MESSAGES IN WEBSITE TITLES
• THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ
• YOO HOO
• J.J. ABRAMS (AND HIS ADORABLE LENSFLARE)
• CARLTON’S SHEER GIGGLE-INSPIRING-NESS
• A BOOT TO THE HEAD! AND ONE FOR JENNY AND THE WIMP!
• DON HERTZFELDT
• TUTTI FRUTTI SUMMER LOVE
• I’M FUCKING MATT DAMON (AND THE RESPONSE, I’M FUCKING BEN AFFLECK)
• TOY FOOD (IS LIKE REAL FOOD BUT IS TOY)
• HOW MANY SURREALISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? FISH.
• “LOOK AT THAT HORSE…”
• EXPELLIARMUS! ON DR. WHO
• CONCRETE BLONDE
• KIDROBOT
• PG 300
• KRONK SINGING HIS OWN THEME SONG
• CLOCHES
• BEAT NOIR-AY RULES OK
• THE MINIMALIST LOOK OF CHANEL NAIL POLISH FRONTS
• WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CASTLE
• GUILLAUME DE MACHAUT (ARS NOVA)
• SLEEPING BEAUTY SYNDROME
• THE LITERAL TRANSLATION OF PIKACHU
• THE WORD PEJORATIVE
• LE BOURGEOIS GENTILHOMME
• THE UNHAPPY HIPSTERS BLOG
• THE CORNIFY BUTTON
• LADY GAGA
• CRACKHEADS (THE CANDY)
• THE DREAD GAZEBO
• SHAM-WOW!
• NATURAL ANIMAL ALBINISM
• UNLIMITED TEXT MESSAGES
• ANAIS NIN
• ZOMBIELAND
• CHARLIE CHAPLIN
• SPENDING MINDLESS HOURS ON YOUTUBE
• MY SCREENSAVER OF AWESOME
• HOW THE LION KING IS BASED ON HAMLET
• THE VERY RARE BOOK WRITTEN IN SECOND-PERSON
• AUTUMN
• SLEEPING IN
• SAD SONGS
• BIG CITIES
• USED BOOKSTORES
• (500) DAYS OF SUMMER
• GIVING BLOOD, SAVING LIVES
• THE CHAUCERIAN WINK
• “US”
• “DANKE SCHOEN”
• MINI CANS OF CRANBERRY JUICE
• NEIL FLETCHER
• THE F5 BUTTON
• COLDMAIL
• THE NINJA VERSION OF GOOGLE
• RUH-TARD!
• TIMOTHY OLMUNDSON
• THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT
• “LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOVE CONNECTION”
• “THROUGH THE TREES” BY LOW SHOULDER
• REQUIEMS
• “EYE IN THE SKY” BY THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT
• MEAN GIRLS/HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER HUMOR PHOTO MANIPS
• THE LONE WOLF SPEECH
• “FREAKTARDED”
• “PURPLE CANADA” IN ASL
• MY PROM DRESS
• THE NOISES MY LAPTOP MAKES WHEN IT STARTS UP
• IMAGINING CHOKING PEOPLE THAT ANNOY ME
• MALCHIOR’S VOICE
• NIGHTLIGHT
• PUBLIC ENEMIES (THE MOVIE)
• MY FIFTH-GRADE NICKNAME OF DRUNK MONKEY
• THE RADICAL SIGN
• “I DID IT FOR THE LULZ”
• SHUB-NIGGURATH THE GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG
• WENDIGOS
• PEACH AND PEAR
• DINOCORNS
• “WINDOWS 7, C’EST MON IDEE”
• INFINITUS
• SUSAN NIELSEN’S HEADSTONE
• “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK/WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY”
• DALEKS
• OMEGLE
• CRACKED.COM
• A.E. WAITE
• THE MADNESS THAT IS ORANGE SODA
• “LE FRIGO”
• HARK! A VAGRANT COMICS
• BEJEWELED
• HARRY POTTER ASTROLOGY
• MAMA KNOWS HER FATCAKES
• THE WORD “POLYURETHANE”
• MUSIC AND LYRICS
• CPINE
• CREOLE WIENERS
• ARE THEY MADE WITH REAL GIRL SCOUTS?
• OVERSIZED COCKTAIL RINGS
• PEPPERCHINIS
• UNION JACK EYE MAKEUP
• “GENOCIDE IS THE MOST EXHAUSTING ACTIVITY ONE CAN ENGAGE IN, NEXT TO SOCCER”
• CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN FOR RODARTE HEELS
• THE CONFLICT INHERENT IN ALMOST ALL CEREAL COMMERCIALS
• OZZY’S WOW COMMERCIAL
• THE BACON ALARM CLOCK
• HENRY (PAIGE’S HUBBY)
• I CONCUR BEING MISSPELLED AS I CONQUER
• WRITING “VANDALISM IS FOR TOOLS” ON TEACHERS’ CARS
• GRINDEWALD? GRINDEVALD!
• MOLLY’S MUFFIN TOPS
• THE WORD VICHYSSOISE
• PIXIE CUTS
• ANGELA/HODGINS
• CAPYBARAS
• HNNNNNNGGGGG
• WHOSO LIST TO HUNT
• THE NAMED EDVARD
• HOT BLOODED AS SUNG BY BOOTH AND BONES
• THE SLYTHINDOR HOUSE
• HOMEMADE CARAMELS
• “JOE MACBETH”
• HECTOR ELIZONDO
• CLIENTS FROM HELL
• MAHALO
• THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY
• TIMOTHY OLYPHANT
• LEE DEWYZE’S ACOUSTIC COVER OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
• THE IZ VERSION OF SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
• R. CRUMB’S ILLUSTRATIONS OF BUKOWSKI
• SOME DUDE’S FRY SAUCE
• MAPLE AND BACON DOUGHNUTS
• HOW FUNKY IS YOUR CHICKEN
• GEORGIA’S AMAZING TOMATO SOUP
• SPAM HAIKU
• “BUKOWSKI” BY MODEST MOUSE
• WANDORAMA
• THE GREAT ELI VS. ZACH DEBATE
• GAME THEORY
• NEIN NEIN NEIN…OH YES YES YES
• MY BEAN BAG CHAIR THAT I WON
• JASON LEE (PREFERABLY CLEAN-SHAVEN AND SANS CHIPMUNKS)
• THE 19TH AMENDMENT
• FLYING BUTTRESSES
• “LIKE A BOSS”
• THE HIPSTER TRIANGLE
• SKULL SPORKS
• PAJAMA SHORT SHORTS
• BUILDING SHIT OUT OF WAFFLES
• INTO THE WOODS
• A.S.P.
• SLOUCHY, SOFT TANKS
• ARTEMISIA
• ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM\
• AVPM/AVPS
• DUCK DUCT TAPE
• SILKEN FLOSS
• KARL LAGERFELD
• ANGELA THE HERBALIST
• CAPTAIN TRIPPS
• WAR OF THE ROSES
• VENOM 911
• BROWN BETTY
• HOW YOU CAN MAKE BLOOD WITH KETCHUP AND HERSHEY’S SYRUP
• MY DISNEYLAND HAT AND T-SHIRT
• SCHRODINGER’S CAT
• DRESSING UP AS A PRENTENTIOUS BEAT POET
• THAT TIME WITH THE RACONTEURS AND OTHER TIME WITH THE POLICE AND ALSO THAT ONE OTHER OTHER TIME WITH THREE DAYS GRACE AND ALSO ZZ TOP
• DENIM SCRUNCHIES
• RAMMSTEIN THE AIR BASE IN GERMANY
• KILLERPILZE
• CRYSTAL BOWERSOX
• HALEY REINHARDT
• MY ZOMBIE SHAKESPEARE TEE
• WEARING WHITE TO FUNERALS AS THEY DO IN INDIA
• A LITTLE PRINCESS
• SOCIALLY AWKWARD BRENNAN MEME
• TIME OF THE MONTH TIGER
• WARRIOR SPERM (hee hee)
• KIDS WHO ACTUALLY SAY THANK YOU WHILE TRICK-OR-TREATING
• MY RAUNCHY LOVE SONNET
• THE MALTESE FALCON
• FASSY IS TASTY
• ONE CANNOT MERELY PRANCE INTO MORDOR
• WILLIAM H. AUDEN
• TALKING TO GIRLS ABOUT DURAN DURAN
• THE CHILD THIEF
• THE WALKING DEAD
• SOPOR AETURNUS
• MUMFORD AND SONS
• NAUSICAA
• THE WORD MENARCHE
• MARIE DE FRANCE
• ST. AUGUSTINE
• PAPAL HATS
• KNOW YOUR ZOMBIES JOURNAL
• ZOLA JESUS
• POUNDING FISTS ON TABLE TO SHOW APPLAUSE
• PRINCESS AND THE PEA (GROWN-UP VERSION)
• QI
• ALEX READS TWILIGHT
• POWDER BLUSH
• THIMBLES
• CRYSTALLIZED VIOLET PETALS
• EYELASH WISHES
• VOTING FOR PEOPLE WITH FUNNY NAMES LIKE YSURSA
• BEING ABLE TO SEE THE ENTIRE MOON SILHOUETTE EVEN THOUGH ONLY A PORTION IS ILLUMINATED
• UNEMPLOYED IN GREENLAND
• READING SWEETHEARTS BUT NOT EATING THEM ‘CAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE TUMS
• HOW MORRISSEY KIND OF LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY CASH
• JOHNNY CASH
• THE SMITHS
• THE DEATH OF BUNNY MUNRO
• REPO!: THE GENETIC OPERA
• KIMBERLEY NURSERIES’ HAUNTED VILLAGE
• CYNDI LAUPER HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
• BLIND MAG!!!
• I HOPE THERE’S NO EELS IN HERE I HATE EELS DON’T DISTURB THE EELS OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT
• FANCY CUPCAKES
• PEDROIA
• LACY RUFFLE UNDIES
• DOUBLE-DECKER CONES
• “BECAUSE CASTLES ARE TRENDY PLACES”
• LAUGHING DISCREETLY IN KARNATION’S
• HOW RATIONAL MY PSYCH PROF’S ARGUMENT FOR STERILE INCEST IS EVEN THOUGH THAT’S KIND OF GROSS
• ZOMBIES VS. UNICORNS
• HOW FINLAND HAS A GUIDE TO DOOMY STARES
• BROCCOFLOWERS
• FINDING MONEY I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I LOST
• FEELING LIKE THE COOLEST GOON EVER
• FREE REFILLS
• Q AND U AT THE SAME TIME DURING SCRABBLE
• IF LOOKS COULD KILL BY HEART
• SPOONACHOS
• JELL-O CITY SCULPTURES
• MODERN LOVE BY DAVID BOWIE
• IN BRUGES
• “WE IN THE NAZI-KILLIN’ BUSINESS, AND COUSIN, BUSINESS IS A-BOOMIN’”
• BWICK ELIAS
• DR. TREMAYNE’S SHEER NUTTINESS
• DAVID TENNANT’S FACE/HAIR/HEAD/PERSON
• MY TARDIS MUG
• IT’S ALL IN THE REFLEXES
• ALL MY SLYTHERIN GEAR
• THE BROTHERS BLOOM
• OM SHANTI SHANTI
• HOW SHANTI AUTOCORRECTS TO SHANTY
• THE SEX NOISES ON WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
• THE SEX NOISES ON CHERRY BOMB
• “WHO THE FUCK IS LAUREN?”
• THE GINGER QUOTE FROM PSYCH WHICH IS FURTHER ENJOYABLE VIA THE “ADD-A-LINE” COMMERCIAL WHERE THE DUDE GOES I’D ADD OUR NEIGHBOR AND HIS WIFE GOES GINGER? YOU’RE NOT ADDING GINGER.
• THE APOLLO MISSIONS
• BLACK BOOKS
• DIVORCING JACK
• COOOOOOKIE CRISP
• CINNAMON LISTERINE STRIPS
• ANYTHING TO DO WITH DUCKS. I REALLY FUCKING LOVE DUCKS
• ESPECIALLY MY DUCKY HEATING PAD NAMED LOU REED WHO SMELLS OF LAVENDER
• LIGHTNING BOLT SHAPED THINGS
• PARKS AND RECREATION
• HONEY BADGERS
• JACK JACK
• KEVIN BACON
• DARIA
• WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE
• STANLEY TUCCI
• NICOLAS CAGE LOSING HIS SHIT
• AMERICAN PSYCHO
• FANTASTIC MR. FOX
• SAOIRSE RONAN
• B-HORROR MOVIES WITH A THANKSGIVING THEME
• IVAN THE TERRIBLE
• THE NANNY
• SALVADOR DALI
• ALL-AMERICAN MUSLIM
• TERRIBLE PUNS
• BOWIE BOWIE BOWIE
• CALLED OUT IN THE DARK, BOTH THE SONG AND VIDEO
• HEADS OR TAILS OREOS
• COLLECTING COFFEE MUGS
• THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, ESPECIALLY MY HANKLERFISH’D COPY
• MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN
• STEAMPUNK!: AN ANTHOLOGY
• THE DEADLY DICTIONARIES
• THINKING ABOUT DOCTOR WHO WHILE LISTENING TO KATY PERRY’S “E.T.”
• LOS CAMPESINOS!
• THE BLACK KEYS
• THESE NEW PURITANS
• BAND OF SKULLS
• MARCHING AROUND MY ROOM TO “RABBIA E TARANTELLA”
• KAREN O AND TRENT REZNOR’S VERSION OF “IMMIGRANT SONG”
• I AM YOURS BY THE ADICTS
• TRYING TO SLIP SONG TITLES INTO CONVERSATION IN CLASS
• PUDDLE-DRIVING
• THIRTEEN BY BIG STAR
• MY NEW DISCOVERY THAT LADY GAGA HAS A SONG THAT GOES FOLLOW THE UNICORN ON THE ROAD TO LOVE BECAUSE THAT IS AMAZEBALLS
• TOM WAITS
• NICK CAVE’S EVERYTHING
• MY LORD OF THE RINGS PEZ SET
• THE EXTRA SCENES FOR PIRATE RADIO
• CHRIS O’DOWD
• GARY OLDMAN’S OSCAR NOMINATION
• THAT THIS LAST CHRISTMAS EVERYTHING WAS QUEEN HELENA BONHAM CARTER AND NOTHING HURT
• SUPER 8
• ALL THE GOOD MOVIES COMING OUT THIS YEAR
• ESPECIALLY MOONRISE KINGDOM!!
• AND THE HOBBIT!!!
• AND DJANGO UNCHAINED!!
• ETC.
• CHUBBY CHECKERS, MY KITSCHY CREAM PITCHER IN THE SHAPE OF A COW
• JOHN GREEN ET AL’S COWS AND DEAD PEOPLE GAME
• SUPERWHOLOCK
• MY BOWLING CLASS, ESPECIALLY WHEN I BOWL OVER 100
• BRIDESMAIDS
• COUNTRY DEATH SONG BY THE VIOLENT FEMMES
• DESTIEL FOREVER <3
• THINKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE TO GRAFFITI BSU WITH GO VANDALS!
• BEGINNERS
• PETER DINKLAGE
• LENINADE AND MY RUSSIAN PERSONA THAT GOES WITH IT
• ELI ROTH’S BAR MITZVAH HORRORS MEME
• THE HOLE (THE MOVIE)
• LEARNING HOW TO JUDO-FALL
• EUROPA, THE MOON
• PUPPY-SIZED ELEPHANTS
• TEDDY ROOSEVELT
• BEYOND THE RED LIGHT
• OH REXY YOU’RE SO SEXY SAY NO MORE MON AMOUR
• A CAT NAMED KURT RUSSELL
• WILL GREYSON, WILL GREYSON
• I’M THROWING MY ARMS AROUND PARIS
• BERNADETTE PETERS
• ULTRAVIOLET (THE TV SERIES)
• DANNY HUSTON
• TWINKIEMISU
• INTOXICATED VIOLIN PLAYING
• THE GHETTOIZATION OF WAFFLES
• PJ HARVEY
• DRINKING SPARKLING CIDER THROUGH CRAZY STRAWS
• FINGER SANDWICHES
• MUSE
• THE SILVER TEAPOT TEAROOM
• RIHANNA
• HIDDLESTON, ESPECIALLY AS LOKI
• I DON’T WANT TO GO TO COLIN FIRTH REHAB. THEY MAKE YOU WATCH HUGH GRANT MOVIES.
• CALLING BIEBER A LIPSTICK LESBIAN
• MAKING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES AND EATING THEM ALL
• RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT MOVIES, CHARACTERIZATION, SHIPPING, ETC.
• PAUL BETTANY: SIR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIK VON LICHTENSTEIN!!!!
• THE LATE HECTOR KIPLING
• THE RUST FAERY
• THROWING PACKETS OF GLITTER AT PEOPLE AT THE TWILIGHT MIDNIGHT PREMIERES
• WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES
• CAPTAIN AMERICA
• CHRIS EVANS
• FLASH FORWARD
• JELLYBEAN AIR FRESHENERS
• SUICIDE CLUB
• FIZZGIG
• REFRESHMENTS
• YELLING OUT CAR WINDOWS
• OVER-THE-TOP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
• FREE PANCAKES
• KIWI LOCO A GOGO
• BUTTERSCOTCH ITALIAN SODAS
• SKIVING OFF CREATIVE WRITING
• JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS
• TEACHING PEOPLE ABOUT SLUTWALK
• NOT DOING STUPID SHIT I DON’T CARE ABOUT
• FRENCH THE LLAMA
• CALLING PEOPLE FASCIST
• THE RED WARRIORS
• TEAM FREE LOVE/FREE WILL
• TOP HAT TUESDAY
• JOHN BARROWMAN IS PRETTIER THAN EVERYBODY
• I got 99 problems and they’re all British actors over the age of 30
• LES ARRONDISSEMENTS
• BRITISH WAR TANKS
• THE WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR
• BEING SASSY GAY SAMUEL L. JACKSON
• GEOFFREY RUSH, AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR
• SITTING AT THE COOL TABLE IN THE CAFETERIA OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL
• LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA
• I’M GOING TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
• IVAN DRAGO
• BUT I TIGRESS
• AMERICAN PICKERS
• THE KILLS
• NEGATIVE SPACE
• BOWIEMAS
• BJ NOVAK
• LEGO LORD OF THE RINGS: LEGO-LAS
• HISTORY JOKES
• GOD HATES BAGUETTES
• JAMES MCAFAUN
• ANDREW SCOTT
• CRACKSHIPS
• LAURA FOR SOMERISING
• WHEN STEVEN TYLER WEARS MARK RYDEN PENDANTS
• HEEJUN
• PHILLIP PHILLIPS
• THE METRIC SYSTEM
• RICKY GERVAIS
• CENTRALIA
• LURANCY VENNUM
• MARTIN FREEMAN IS MADE OF KITTENS AND JAM
• A MOTORBIKE MADE OF JEALOUSY
• JOHN CLEESE STRIPPING WHILST SPEAKING RUSSIAN
• EATING ALLLLLLLLLL THE BAKLAVA
• JERRY TRAINOR
• WHEN VOLDEMORT GIGGLES
• AND HUGS DRACO