- KILL GINA ARNOLD
- I CAN DRINK MORE COFFEE THAN YOU CAN
- BLONDIE IS A BAND
- THE DARK LORD WILL RISE AGAIN--THROW US INTO AZKABAN! WE WILL WAIT!
- KISS ME, I'M IRISH
- YOU SPEAK FLUENT BLARNEY
- IRISH I WAS DRUNK
- THOUGHTCRIMINAL
- REFORM SCHOOL DROPOUT
- HELLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
- JE T'AIME
- GEEK!
- REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE
- PARTY LIKE A MORTICIAN AND GRAB A COLD ONE
- SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND DROP DEAD
- STAY OFF THE MOORS
- THE FASTEST WAY TO A BOY'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS RIBCAGE.
- CHAOTIC EVIL MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
- MORE BASS MORE DRUMS
- I AM A GEAR IN THE WHEEL OF KLOK. I FEAR NOT MY MORTALITY.
- I BECAME INSANE, WITH HORRIBLE INTERVALS OF SANITY.
- MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
- VAMPIRES SUCK
- BITE ME, I'M TRANSYLVANIAN
- I'M SO BAD I'M RAD
- NERD/BOOGER 69
- EMILY ROCKS
- I MAY BE ODD, BUT I ALWAYS GET EVEN
- COME AND PLAY WITH US FOREVER AND EVER
- EAT YOUR HEART OUT
- GANDALF IS MY HOMEBOY
- I USED TO BE A SCHIZO, BUT WE'RE OKAY NOW.
- I'M ONLY WEARING PINK BECAUSE MY EXECUTIONER'S ROBE WAS DIRTY.
- THE EASTER BUNNY IS A KLEPTO.
- I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY. TOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER.
- MY LOVE IS LIKE A DEAD, DEAD ROSE.
- DUCKIE NEEDS FRESH BLOOD. DUCKIE WILL NOT BE DENIED.
- I WORKED HARD TO OBTAIN MY DEATHLY PALLOR.
- SLOTH MINION
- BOOKS. CATS. LIFE IS SWEET.
- CRUCIVERBALIST
- WHAT WOULD JOAN JETT DO?
- SOCIALIST/CAPITALIST
- KILL YOUR SCENE
- I HEART HAIR METAL
- PROFESSIONAL ZOMBIE KILLER
- GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE
- FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, I SALUTE YOU
- LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
- NO ONE READS YOUR STUPID TWEETS.
- NERDS HAVE BIGGER HARD DRIVES.
- BUMP IN THE NIGHT
- DON'T MAKE THE CRAZY GIRL ANGRY
- I ONLY DATE NERDS
- SHAKESPEARE HATES YOUR EMO POEMS
- BLOW KISSES NOT COKE
- PINCH ME AND I'LL KICK YOUR LITTLE LEPRECHAUN ASS
- YOU BE TRIPPIN'
- FUCK SWINE FLU
- LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
- THIS SHIRT IS BANANAS
- A DJ SAVED MY LIFE ONE NIGHT
- READ MORE POETRY
- JE NE T'AIME PLUS MON AMOUR
- HARRY IS MY HOMEBOY
- I'M WITH FAIL
- THE DUDE
- RAVEN LUNATIC
- JOHNNY WAS A CHEMIST'S SON, BUT JOHNNY IS NO MORE; WHAT JOHNNY THOUGHT WAS H20 WAS H2SO4
- CAPTAIN AWESOME
- GRUNGE IS DEAD
- OFF THE DEEP END
- TO HELL AND BACH
- HEAVY METAL ALL THE WAY
- PUNK IS BACK
- I HEART JORDAN CATALANO
- I AM MCLOVIN
- OMFG ZOMBIES
- MODEL CITIZEN
- DON'T MESS
- I WANT TO BELIEVE
- MATH SUCKS
- MY HEART BELONGS TO PARIS
- I LISTEN TO BANDS THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST YET
- I HEART IRISH BOYS
- KNOW YOUR SPOCKS
- PON FARR--I HAVE THE CURE
- NATURE IS THE WORST
- I FEEL RELATIVELY NEUTRAL ABOUT NEW YORK
- MY DAD MADE MY MOM A MIXTAPE AND ALL HE GOT WAS ME
- I (ANATOMICAL) HEART REALISM
- MY BLOOD IS RICH IN IRONY
- ALBUS DUMBLEDORE SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE
- EXPENDABLE
- NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
- SCHRODINGER'S CAT IS DEAD
- YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST DOCTOR
- HE'S UNDEAD, JIM
- OMG, PWNIES
- MY STAPLER
- 2+2=5 FOR SUFFICIENTLY LARGE VALUES OF 2
- HUGE TRACTS OF LAND
- BRING OUT YOUR UNDEAD
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THE ORC; YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER THAN THE HALFLING.
- VIVA LA RELATIVITY
- +20 SHIRT OF SMITING
- ROCKING WITH HAWKING
- DECLARE VARIABLES, NOT WAR
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?
- #0000
- GENERIC HUMANOID CARBON UNIT
- FACTORIAL!
- DIE, N00B
- NANOTECHNOLOGY IS HUGE
- MAKE LOVE, NOT HORCRUXES
- ROSES ARE #FF0000/VIOLETS ARE #0000FF/ALL MY BASE/ARE BELONG TO YOU
- IT'S TOO LATE. YOU'VE AWAKENED THE GAZEBO.
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