Tears of Agony and Sadness:

• Goodfellas: Jimmy's reaction when Tommy isn't made
• Requiem for a Dream: When Harry visits his mother and she explains how lonely she is; when Marion ask Harry if he can come back home on the phone
• Pan's Labyrinth: Ending
• El Orfanato: Ending
• Mystic River: When Jimmy (Sean Penn) cries and screams while being held back by the officers
• The Diving Bell and Butterfly: When Jean-Do has a stroke in the car with his son
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch: When Tommy freaks out after kissing Hedwig in the trailer
• Riding in Cars with Boys: When little Jason runs after his dad in the street; when older Jason finds his tooth in his pocket
• The Boy in Striped Pyjamas: The Ending, of course. Christ...
• A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints: Dito and his father in the bathroom
• Artificial Intelligence: When David's left in the forest by his mother
• Amadeus: Amadeus' sick period
• The Pianist: The man in the wheelchair being thrown out of the window

Tears of Satisfaction and Joy:

• Life is Beautiful: When Guido and his son pretend to have won the tank when leaving the concentration camp
• Slumdog Millionaire: The end...even if Jamal and Latika literally barely knew each other

Tears of Humour and Confusion:

• Every Jim Carrey Film: I die
• The Lost Boys: David's (Sutherland) repetitive calls for Michael as he floats in a circle; The final fight between Michael and David
• The Other Guys: The two officers' subtle suicide
• The Covenant: Everything
• Fear: Mark Wahlberg's "Nicole 4 Eva" tattoo scene
• Full Monty: The final strip scene
• Labyrinth: "Daaaance magic daaance"
• Mean Girls: So many punchlines
• The 40 Year Old Virgin: Everything