• I used to make colonies of my pencil's, pretending they were people
• I used to pretend my galloshes were hippos, and they enjoyed hoping through mud and snow.
• I once immagined everyone's name was River for a whole day
• The Easter Bunny was drunk, thats why the easter egges were all over the floor
• I used to get pissed at the tooth fairy for only brining me a dollar, so I hid all my teeth in a cup so she wouldn't find them
• I had a manic obsession over beanie babies and hoarded them in a plastic container (which I still have, 65 in total)
• I had an irrational fear of bugs (I couldn't even sit in the grass)
• My dad's obesse friend Bill would eventually explode into candy, like a pinata
• All cops were evil, except for my dad's friend who used to give me money
• The icecream truck wouldn't stop unless Grama chased it down
• It was the end of the world if I didn't have a Kinder Surprise or if I missed the icecream truck
• My parents never slept, I didn't know why they even had a bed.
• Life would always stay this way, I'd forever be free to do as I pleased, and would never carry the burden of every day life stresses adults had to carry. I beleaved life would stay simple.

I thought i could be a kid forever.