stolen from my best friends facebook. :)

• If I were a month, I'd be May
• If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday
• If I were a time of day, I'd be sunrise
• If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto
• If I were a sea animal, I'd be a seal
• If I were a direction, I'd be east
• If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a lazy-boy
• If I were a liquid, I'd be beer... or coffee
• If I were a gemstone, I'd be a diamond
• If I were a tree, I'd be an oak
• If I were a flower, I'd be a daisy
• If I were a kind of weather, I'd be sunshine
• If I were a musical instrument, I'd be an acoustic guitar
• If I were a color, I'd be lavender
• If I were an emotion, I'd be loss
• If I were a fruit, I'd be a banana
• If I were a sound, I'd be soft breathing
• If I were an element, I'd be oxygen
• If I were a car, I would be old, antique and rusted
• If I were a food, I'd be pizza
• If I were a material, I'd be cotton
• If I were a scent, I'd be the smell of old bedsheets
• If I were an object, I'd be a camera
• If I were a body part, I'd be a hipbone
• If I were a facial expression, I'd be smiling
• If I were a song, I'd be hallelujah
• If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be plain heels
• If I were a relationship status, I'd be single or madly in requited love
• If I were a kiss, I'd be sincere and sweet, but not hesitant
• If I were a smile, I'd be laughing