• "i wanna banana" "in ur ass?" - bryanna
• "eliana is shitting on your face" "i wishhhh" - aaron s
• "ryan r got a restraining order from sea world" -sabine
• "i just stumbled across picture of drunk mike walter." - ben m
• "do you ever dance around wearing a lamp shade on your head?" - my dad
• " do you like fluffy balls?" - my dad
• "why do people call you smelliana. I always washed you when you were a baby!" - my mom
• She bangs she bangs! - eliana

Who who who?!?!? - my parents

• oh ya that dovairet lesbian girl - Sarah
• my stomach hurts. Probably because I swallowed cum - sarah
• _ looks pretty in this. Besides her mustache - sarah
• Hey eliana im sorry can you not call christine cumshot please? She really doest like it and i shouldnt have told you - Aris
• are you Gunna fuck? - eliana

No I'm not tryna get aids - sara

• flickin the bean on facebook! - Sabine
• is meth the same thing as cocaine? - lillie
• she showed me a picture of a dick and I thought it was a thumb at first. I didn't wanna look any longer so I looked at the bushes - Lillie
• One time I ate at chipotle and I got so excited that I ate some of the aluminum - Lillie
• Is marijuana illegal?- Lillie
• We had a vegetable garden but my brother peed on the vegetables - lillie
• I've gone through so much puberty! - emilia
• riley put his arm around me and I got all wet -emilia
• I shaved my thighs Eliana I shaved my thighs -lil lustig
• Why is Josh so sweaty? - me

Oh, cause we raped him! -ben poo

• i was going to ask if u wanted to have sex but than i knew u would feel uncomfrotable -yotam
• I don't get a fucking sip? - Brandon
• I'm NOT creepy! I'm just observant, interested and perverted - kuba
• how do you spell gross - Becky
• everclear tastes like burning asshole... But you know what that tastes like already - eliana

Lolz!! Y - kevin

• sorry I smell like peanut butter - lillie
• How does it feel to have your vagina where his penis was? - Sara
• I don't like jizzing - yotam
• I feel like sex with a black guy would be ridiculous - tara
• is that a leash? cause i can see its butt... - camille
• wait 100 guys in a frat together, living and showering together, isn't that kinda gay? -devin