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"you've got your jesus on the dashboard, but the devil's under my hood,
you're takin' it down to legal, i'm pullin' up to no good
god is your co-pilot, i let satan ride shotgun
you pay a toll to get to heaven, but on the road to hell there's none"

# , asleep at the wheel - bloodhound gang (one fierce beer coaster)

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hi friend! i'm alfie, sulphie, casper, or barney! or any other alternative name i've used in the past. that's me! i'm also sulphuricalfie all over the internet so if you wanna search for me, you know where to find me!

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  • 12/18/2007 (♐︎)
  • achillean + non-binary ( he/they )
  • autistic
  • c-ptsd ( complex ptsd ) - RECENTLY DIAGNOSED
  • +16 int pls no mini minors
  • friendly chuddy guy, kinda awkward but i try to be my kindest always!
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