my name is kit and i am quite possibly the silliest billy on earth. they fucked up when they made me in the lab and switched out my human girl brain for a dog brain. they also gave me 2 anxiety disorders so that means i'm really afraid of vacuum cleaners. i have survived this long on my swag alone. i am the biggest hater in the world!!!!!!!!! and i love you :)

i am an illustrator and creative writer, with a fixation on depicting vulnerability, "masculinity", and the lives of everyday folk in my work. i love a good character study. i love stories about nothing. i think every single piece of media should include a bangin' needle drop and end with a dance party.

message for princess: bark bark bark bark bark bark! bark bark bark bark bark bark!

end transmission

• alice in chains
• anvil
• aphex twin
• blondie
• britney spears
• butthole surfers
• charli xcx
• cypress hill
• daft punk
• danny brown
• death
• deftones
• depeche mode
• dr. dre
• electric six
• fatboy slim
• funkadelic
• garbage
• gojira
• groove armada
• joy division

• back to the future
• blade runner
• buster's mal heart
• donnie darko
• enter the void
• evil dead
• fight club (i am the only one who understands this movie and i will gatekeep it from you, sorryyyyyy :3)
• girl, interrupted
• john wick
• metalocalypse
• mr. robot
• nobody
• ocean's eleven
• once upon a time in hollywood
• se7en
• the boys
• the crow

• guitar hero/rhythm games
• cooking
• boxing
• sitting down in the shower and posing like the thinker
• hiking
• psychoanalyzing fictional people
• writing
• researching for my writing and then not actually writing
• doggies
• horsies
• kitties
• meditation
• ambient noises
• my wonderful wonderful friends (look at my bookmarks)
• studying art history
• wikipedia
• really long videos of people typing on fancy mechanical keyboards

• NATHAN DRAKE (no doubles smh) /j
• marty mcfly
• rusty ryan
• aerith gainsborough
• mae borowski
• ted theodore logan
• john marston
• solid snake
• johnny cage
• toki wartooth
• prompto argentum
• yuffie kisaragi
• frank west
• hughie campbell
• kristofferson silverfox

• SAM DRAKE
• johnny silverhand

i like them more than anyone else does in the entire world and if you think otherwise i am sorry to say you are WRONG!

• a way out
• cyberpunk 2077
• dead rising (the entire series)
• destiny 2
• disco elysium
• doom 1993
• fallout
• fallout 4
• fallout 76
• final fantasy vii
• final fantasy xv
• fortnite (unironically)
• grand theft auto v
• grand theft auto: san andreas
• grand theft auto: vice city
• guilty gear xrd
• hitman 2
• hitman: blood money
• infamous
• infamous second son
• metal gear solid (also the entire series ...