- you're alone in an elevator with a guy and a guitar, and when the doors close he starts to play the guitar and sing to you.
- you're home alone watching tv in nothing but a t-shirt and underwear and someone rings the door bell, and they can clearly see you from the window.
- your parents find a pack of beer in your car.
- you accidently wear your little sisters size xxs yoga pants to school, and you have a super wedgie all day.
- your at work and you leave the intercom on and everyone can here you laughing.
- you walk into the kitchen and your mom says "ready to make the cookies?" then she sees it's you and says "oh, you're not my helper, you're my problem child."
- you're in a public bathroom and you think your're by yourself, so you start singing a song. then you hear a flush two stalls down.
- you accidently walk in on someone in the shower in a college bathroom.
- some random 15 year old girl, accuses you of trying to get with her boyfriend, who happens to be your cousin.
- you're watching tv with your religous grandparents and a trojan condom commercial comes on.
- you're on the eliptical for 20 minutes about to pass out and you think your really out of shape, before you realize you're on level 12.
- your mom is doing your laundry and comments on how something smells like a skunk.
- everyone blames you for giving your 12 year old cousin a beer at a family party. EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T.
oct 3 2011 ∞
apr 14 2012 +