- send a sprint workout packet with a note saying "I'm not in it for the long run."
- send a pair of Nike sneakers, but cross out the "do it" in "Just do it" and put "leave."
- send a CD of a musical symphony with a note saying "Let's end on a good note."
- skywrite it
- spell out each letter of "It's over" or whatever preferred phrase in sparklers, taking pictures of each one, then send all the pictures in order
- break up on the 4th of July with an American flag wrapped around a note saying, "Happy Independence Day to our relationship."
- if you're a guy, send her a female puppy with a note saying, "Bitches love company."
- message in a bottle.
- send a bunch of sappy romantic movies (i.e. The Notebook, Titanic, Dirty Dancing, etc.,) a box of tissues, and a gift card for fro-yo/ice cream. No note needed.
- paint your message (i.e. It's Over, We're Through, etc.) and make it a lovely poster/wall hanging
- send a romantic novel, and on the last page write "Our story ends here."
- send a CD with just one track, Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name."
- if you're a girl, send a mirror with a picture of a frog taped to it with "Guess you're not a prince either." written on it.
- if you're a girl, get some of your friends and re-create Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" music video, and send him a copy.
- if you're a guy, send her a teeny-tiny glass slipper with "If the shoe doesn't fit…nor does she." written on the shoe box bottom or inside of the lid.
- send a baby-sized glove with a picture of O.J. Simpson and a note saying, "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit (from this relationship.)"
- key "It's over" or whatever desired message into their car.
- send a dead fish with a note saying, "Our relationship is sleeping with Bubbles, here."
- make a fancy envelope and letter saying that "their application has been denied" from "the University of _____'s Heart."
- send a history textbook with a note saying "Our relationship status" taped to it.
- if you're a guy and she cheated on you, paint a red "A" on all her clothes (if you're too nice, write a red "A" on a ton of sticky notes and stick those on her clothes.)
- if you're a girl and he cheated on you, send a pear with a note saying "Since you can't grow one…"
- if they cheated, send fake plane tickets to France and a note saying "I hear they're into your sort of thing there."
- send a stuffed unicorn with a note saying, "Just like our relationship…nonexistant."
- send a stuffed dinosaur with a note saying "Just like our relationship…extinct."
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