- I'll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first x
- Me, still insane: I used to be sooo crazy x
- please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times x
- my heart is guarded but like ... very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.
- thank god for the color pink . green also x
- google search: how to say "I Would Do Anything For You" but make it sound casual
- [attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset x
- so true real btw omg and literally are the most important words in the english language x
- Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret
- dni people who have the same interests as me but consume them in the wrong way
- my eyes change color depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
- i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me
- hate when people say "look at me when im talking to you" like... first of all im autistic, secondly youre ugly.
- im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
- At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny
- I didn't grow up with role models, I grew up with people I never wanted to be like
- women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we'll never use in our camera roll. it's the gatherer instinct
- no more talking to myself i am not good for each other
- after shampoo day im the hottest girl in the world for two days and then i am a rat person again until the next shampoo day
- Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crises and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '
- [dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]
- please have a crush on me but also dont because thats a lot of pressure
- Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you're like "damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest"
- *spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy
- I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me / There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy
- I don't wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened
- I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time
- *SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
- I just alternate between 'maybe I'm smarter than I give myself credit for' and 'maybe I'm dumber than I realized'
- I don't necessarily work "better under pressure." I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination.
- i never know what's going on and i believe it's just very sexy of me to be like that
- wow i just can't take this anymore *continues to take it*
- having autism is great because i see the world for the organic tree clockwork machine that it is and im smarter than everyone and im sexier and also im psychic
- earlier I was driven by madness but I had lunch so I'm ok now 😎
oct 19 2022 ∞
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