• I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire
  • Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire
  • I reject the orthodoxy of my time not because I believe less, but because I believe more. - Matthew Stewart
  • My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabakov
  • Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. - Voltaire
  • Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity. - Nabakov
  • Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire
  • As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  • The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, no...
mar 21 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +
  • London Calling, The Clash
  • Deja Vu, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Pink Moon, Nick Drake
  • Layla and Other Love Songs, Derek & The Dominoes
  • Hot Rocks, Rolling Stones
  • The Essentials, Simon & Garfunkle
  • Tonight, Franz Ferdinand
  • Zenyatta Mondatta, The Police
  • Can't Buy A Thrill, Steely Dan
  • Room For Squares, John Mayer
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana
  • Come Away With Me, Norah Jones
  • Odelay, Beck
mar 22 2010 ∞
mar 24 2010 +
  • A- Atheism, aviators, accents, arugula
  • B- Beck, brick buildings
  • C- Colbert Report, caramel
  • D-
  • E-
  • F- Fireworks, figs
  • G-
  • H- Hold Em'
  • I- Indiana Jones
  • J-
  • K- Kilimanjaro
  • L- Leather jackets, lingonberry juice (the kind at Ikea), licorice
  • M-
  • N- Nabakov
  • O- Obama, the Office
  • P- Pie, Proust
  • Q-
  • R- Rain, radiohead,
  • S- Sarcasm, salsa dancing & Santana
  • T- Thunder
mar 22 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +
  • Sweden: Helsinberg, Malmo
  • The Netherlands: Amsterdam
  • Belgium: Liege, Ghent, Brussels, Bruge
  • Thailand: Ko kret, Nonthaburi, Sukhothai
  • Denmark: Kobenhaven
  • Czech Republic: Praha, Pilsen
  • Russia: St. Petersberg
  • Latvia: Riga
  • Portugal: Lisbon
  • France: Caen, Paris, Perpignan, Avignon
  • Italy: Portofino, Modena, Cinque Terre
  • Montenegro: Dobra Vodo
  • Croatia: Ragusa
  • The Netherlands: Amsterdam
  • United States: New York, my hometown
jul 12 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +
  • Started training for Kilimanjaro
  • Found $20 in the back of my jeans pocket, and no joke, a pair of headphones in my sneakers, which I still can't explain
  • Decided to pick fencing back up
mar 21 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +

I'd rather be....

  • the queen of england
  • looking for shapes in clouds
  • listening to Neil Young live
  • debating religion or politics
  • dancing in the moonlight (while listening to dancing in the moonlight, of course)
mar 21 2010 ∞
mar 21 2010 +
  • Climb the seven summits by the time I'm 21 (Kilimanjaro this February, Puncak Jaya, Elbrus/Mont Blanc, Vinson, Everest, McKinley, Aconcagua)
  • Rent a houseboat
  • Ice climb in the rockies
  • Free fall parachute
  • Debate at a Cafe Philosophique, in Paris
  • Canyoneer in the Grand Canyon
  • Learn to rappel
  • Learn to boulder, free rock climbing
jul 12 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +
  • Reach that one spot you can never quite reach when your back itches
  • Figure out how to make dumplings
  • Sing like Mama Cass
  • Fix a vintage car
  • Paint the nails on my right hand
  • Play classic rock on piano
  • Determine what the lyrics are to Kids by MGMT
  • Speak svedish
  • Throw a laso
  • Defy gravity
  • Be able to tell whether diamonds are authentic or not
  • Write calligraphy
  • Be able to speak with a Southern twang
  • Do a split (never gonna happen)
  • Ride a horse bare-back
mar 22 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +
  • Improve my badass card counting skills
  • Play free bird on the piano with no previous experience
  • Find the perfect pair of aviators
  • Perfect the evil eye and my poker face
mar 21 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +