• "the airport is the best place in the country to gauge mainstream tastes in fashion. a lot of mary janes, skinny jeans, and fat people."
  • "spotted: 12ish year old boy wearing juicy couture tube socks"
  • "just had a very entertaining conversation with mitch. he complimented the shape of my nose."
  • "sitting outside barnes and noble trying to enjoy my break.....an annoying indian man keeps talking to me..."
  • "so julia walks up to me and goes: 'if you think about it, if all women join together they can control the next generation....because you can get sperm from a sperm bank but you can't get bodies from.....a body bank.'"
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