• Sir... you have orange hair. It's natural because you strike me as someone who doesn't worry too much about appearances. Of anyone in that jury duty lounge, you intrigued me the most, as well as compelled me to talk with you. You fell asleep to your iphone though... there goes the conversation.
• You are a middle age woman who sold me a Plazas cigar box for free and I thank you for that.
• Stout, dark, sweaty, and very very unattractive for my taste. You don't dance very well.. and you kind of have this perverse aura to you. You did wink at me in the club though.. so I can forgive you for your shortcomings.
• I initially assumed you were a man. I apologize. You are quite skilled at the friar and hash brown maker. Quite efficient you be. I'll come to the Satellite Grill more often.
• You were tall, dark figures walking away from the crazy par-tay in Pavilion. Good choice.. if I had followed your lead I would have avoided the many interactions with Ex.
• You helped me buy a new wardrobe at Forever 21. You're very kind, even though it's protocol for clerks I suppose. You strike me as someone who listens to big bass rap.
• You were taking one our Junior runners, Maddy, to the mall yesterday night. You're a great many things but douche is the one word that came from my first impression. Nameless Boy, you've instilled an internal conflict: I try so hard not to judge people by the way they dress and act... but with you I simply can't help it. The plaid blue and white shorts? Popped collar, turquoise polo? American Eagle baseball cap? Come now...
• You were riding your bike with three little ones while I was running. If I had kids, I'd want you to babysit them.
• Apparently you attended Eastern Washington University. You look far more weathered for your age. Although your commentary on the book I was reading, "Dreams of my Father", the Obama memoir, were vague and bereft of any real content to mull over and consider, you were far more capable of reaching out to random strangers then I find myself to be.

To the Dell Technical Support I didn't see you, I realize.. Jeff... I know your name, which is more to say then the other people on this list, your patience and understanding in a Mac user like myself trying to resolve Dell technical difficulties was nothing sort of reassuring. I liked the southern accent... somehow I picture you being middle aged, with a vacation on the way...

• Woman in pink attire. You have no style, but why were you standing in the pouring rain on the sidewalk? You seemed concerned, perhaps troubled by adversity I'll never know...