Do not pass go. DO NOT collect shi for college... Plan B!

My test tube baby:

• Would worry about the little things in life.
• Would have olive skin
• Would have thick hair
• Would have perfect teeth on top but twisted and crazy teeth on bottom.
• Would never smile too much
• Would have trouble NOT doodling
• Would have constantly cracking ankles and knuckles
• Would have an extra bone in their arch
• Would have a laugh prompted ONLY by the hilarious
• Would tend to eat sweets
• Would have a not too fat not too thin physique
• Would dance
• Would have a need to care for fish.
• Would have boring colored eyes
• Would have difficulties learning to play the recorder
• Would be a natural at the piano... and xylophone
• Would be stubborn
• Would be a very versatile child hell bent on doing things their way

Such good genes...