It is the treacherous grasp of the unknown Creator, and He has chosen those to replace; those who have provided little for the betterment of mankind; things that have no place in His plan.

• Atheists. Fill the impressionable souls with doubt in the existence of Him, will you..
• Me. Audience, come forth and validate me.
• My neighbors two outdoor dogs Indifferent, feral, and imprisoned, they exist solely to wear down the chalky soil of our neighbors yard. He will have none of that.
• The Travel Mug with slightly melted cap. You may have persevered the microwave despite your disclaimer's warning of incompatibility, but let us witness your defeat in the face of our Heavenly Father.
• False Nails
• Tap Lights
• Sales clerk at Coco's
• My Hemp hamper The good Lord frowns upon your mildew and perpetually damp state
• Dandruff
• Taylor Swift The Lord had a special place in Heaven for Swift. Plucked from the earth and pasted to the higher clouds of his Kingdom, Taylor Swift strummed golden guitar strings to her various hits and sweetly serenaded the angels with tales of Innocence and slamming screen doors. We lower beings, subjected to our damned terrestrial existence, praised hallelujah (the Lord's plan all along).
• False flowers
• Toe Rings (of the pokey, uncomfortable variety)
• Slim fast smoothies
• Crocs