• you wet the bed when you were little, even up until third grade when you went on a class trip and your teacher had to wake you up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
  • you're really allergic to dust.
  • you're ocd.
  • you like cartoons like tom and jerry and spongebob.
  • you hate brown rice.
  • you believe that frozen yogurt is NOT AT ALL a good replacement for icecream.
  • your parents had to put you on a leash when you were little.
  • you hate angry lesbian feminists.
  • you can make disgustingly realistic farting noises with your hands.
  • when you are asleep, you are basically dead.
  • you can see peoples flaws.
  • the louder the music, the better.
  • i don't love you anymore.
aug 19 2009 ∞
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