• sculpting of the genitalia and erotic zones of the anatomy 201
  • proper cleansing of the colon 101
  • the art of hair braiding, weaving, cold cuts and tracks
  • the how-to,short cuts,tips and tricks of your useless fcuking blackberry
  • Sit and be Fit
  • whatever that class that all the Askew teachers teach at Cantina Laredo on Fridays (or Tuesdays,Wednesday or Thursdays)
  • PBS' Painting with that fool with the 'fro
  • all free make-up applications by clinique,mac,sephora,chanel,mary kay or prescriptives
  • Professor Knopp's statistics class
  • The joy of being a Barista
  • Bikram's Hot Yoga
  • The pick-pockets guide to a debt free future
jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 29 2007 +
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  • the ongoing struggle to balance my life with husband and the kids and being a career woman on her way up the corporate ladder to greater successes and achievements
  • insomnia
  • (when i do sleep)recurring Ninja dream (which leads to the following)
  • the self vs self conflict burning within me trying to resist my true destiny and yet trying to sustain the normalcy of my life with Husband and the kids
  • Jean Cocteau and Simone de Beauvoir
  • constant debate between Beanie and I regarding who was better, Bionic man or Bionic woman (Go Lindsey)
  • vanilla soy lattes
  • eyeshadows
  • temptations of throwing BK Knight (my blackberry) against a wall and calling it quits once and forever
  • healthy levels of obsession with Husband ...
jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +
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  • eat one sleeve of oreo cookies instead of two
  • enjoy a glass or two of vino,not the whole bottle
  • keep fucking 300 calories off (atleast)every evening (sweat some of that bottle of wine out too)
  • insist i continue with yoga til the palm of my pretty feet touch the roof of my pretty head...properly
  • sit through sauna the full 20-25 minutes even when that disgusting fat ass with the hair on his back and balls hanging out of speedo is in their panting and heaving so heavy i want to put my dirty tank top in his mouth til his throat is full of my sweat and he chokes on it
  • muddy buddy
  • stair climb my way to heaven while watching that darling trainer and his perfect upper body (even if that lust is the reaso...
jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +
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jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +
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  • that fucking night I bothered to wake up & get off my couch and agreed to get dressed up to go to Zimm's and have my first 'date' with you
  • that day in the antique store, not the whole day, just the part where I was making fun of the picture of Jesu Christo and then ate it coming down the stairs, fucking Jesus!
  • wrapping Jules (the vehicular one)around that pole on Westheimer
  • answering phone at 1:13am two months ago
  • two years ago, letting Abe and Mike get trashed at Henry Hudsons (ghetto) and the nightmare that commenced upon our arrival home
  • all nights I've blacked out
  • that night that led to Chrissy's and my official divorce for an entire year
  • oh,that night that Possum got totally shitfaced and Abe had to drive me home and w...
jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +
  • Cha & Apa
  • Myra Ellen
  • Pablo Neruda
  • Monkey
  • Albert Camus
  • Bananafish
  • Gwinny
  • whoever invented Birthdays
  • Sylvia Plath
  • Subcomandante Marcos
  • EE Cummings
  • the Kids
  • Louise
  • Lewis Carroll
  • Faeries
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Lola & Mo
  • Che
  • Maurits Escher
  • Kai Ting
  • Warhol
jun 23 2007 ∞
jun 23 2007 +
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  • I am collaborating with Tori to bring the much needed LIP GLOSS BOOST in your America
  • I'm a master of combat in the dark martial arts
  • I'm adopted
  • I'm one of the few people that I know that has a full grown pinky toe nail
  • I have three children with one bloke and one that I conceived unnaturally
  • I don't want your husband
  • the shizophrenia doesn't bother me
  • I can hold my breath under water for 7 minutes and 23 seconds
  • I'd sleep with Patti Smith if she'd have me
  • I don't know what else you'll believe
jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +