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sculpting of the genitalia and erotic zones of the anatomy 201
proper cleansing of the colon 101
the art of hair braiding, weaving, cold cuts and tracks
the how-to,short cuts,tips and tricks of your useless fcuking blackberry
Sit and be Fit
whatever that class that all the Askew teachers teach at Cantina Laredo on Fridays (or Tuesdays,Wednesday or Thursdays)
PBS' Painting with that fool with the 'fro
all free make-up applications by clinique,mac,sephora,chanel,mary kay or prescriptives
Professor Knopp's statistics class
The joy of being a Barista
Bikram's Hot Yoga
The pick-pockets guide to a debt free future

jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 29 2007 +

the ongoing struggle to balance my life with husband and the kids and being a career woman on her way up the corporate ladder to greater successes and achievements
insomnia
(when i do sleep)recurring Ninja dream (which leads to the following)
the self vs self conflict burning within me trying to resist my true destiny and yet trying to sustain the normalcy of my life with Husband and the kids
Jean Cocteau and Simone de Beauvoir
constant debate between Beanie and I regarding who was better, Bionic man or Bionic woman (Go Lindsey)
vanilla soy lattes
eyeshadows
temptations of throwing BK Knight (my blackberry) against a wall and calling it quits once and forever
healthy levels of obsession with Husband ...

jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +

eat one sleeve of oreo cookies instead of two
enjoy a glass or two of vino,not the whole bottle
keep fucking 300 calories off (atleast)every evening (sweat some of that bottle of wine out too)
insist i continue with yoga til the palm of my pretty feet touch the roof of my pretty head...properly
sit through sauna the full 20-25 minutes even when that disgusting fat ass with the hair on his back and balls hanging out of speedo is in their panting and heaving so heavy i want to put my dirty tank top in his mouth til his throat is full of my sweat and he chokes on it
muddy buddy
stair climb my way to heaven while watching that darling trainer and his perfect upper body (even if that lust is the reaso...

jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +

jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +

that fucking night I bothered to wake up & get off my couch and agreed to get dressed up to go to Zimm's and have my first 'date' with you
that day in the antique store, not the whole day, just the part where I was making fun of the picture of Jesu Christo and then ate it coming down the stairs, fucking Jesus!
wrapping Jules (the vehicular one)around that pole on Westheimer
answering phone at 1:13am two months ago
two years ago, letting Abe and Mike get trashed at Henry Hudsons (ghetto) and the nightmare that commenced upon our arrival home
all nights I've blacked out
that night that led to Chrissy's and my official divorce for an entire year
oh,that night that Possum got totally shitfaced and Abe had to drive me home and w...

jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +

jun 23 2007 ∞
jun 23 2007 +

I am collaborating with Tori to bring the much needed LIP GLOSS BOOST in your America
I'm a master of combat in the dark martial arts
I'm adopted
I'm one of the few people that I know that has a full grown pinky toe nail
I have three children with one bloke and one that I conceived unnaturally
I don't want your husband
the shizophrenia doesn't bother me
I can hold my breath under water for 7 minutes and 23 seconds
I'd sleep with Patti Smith if she'd have me
I don't know what else you'll believe

jun 22 2007 ∞
jun 22 2007 +