Spiral notebook fringes People who call September 11th “nine one one” Car magnets (Jesus fish!) Magazine inserts Empty restaurants Underbites Capped pens Biting nails Lemon slices instead of lemon wedges Warm fruit "Axed" "Anyways" "Nucular "Excape" "Exspecially" "Probally" "Libary" "Valentimes" "Supposubly" “Fustrated” "Come with" "That's where we're at" “Alls you have to do…” Liquid white-out Watery ketchup People who get dogs from breeders People who move their lips when they read Couples that sit on the same side of a booth when they're alone in a restaurant Michael Caine Angela Lansbury Bob Saget Verranzano bridge Menu / Sign misspellings Sandals with toes! That’s a “mute” point (instead of “moot”)\ Comforter buttons at the top Velcro sneakers People who talk/rustle papers-candy at movies People who move their lips when they read / read with a bookmark or ruler People who complain or send back food at restaurants People who don't tip well Pee on public toilet seats Open closets when I sleep People who keep opened mail in the original envelopes Digital clocks in the same room that don't have the same exact time Perfectly capable people who don't bag their own groceries at the supermarket People who add an "AND" in numbers (two-thousand AND five... one hundred AND forty-five) “I have two sister in laws” instead of “sisters-in-law” Putting on a wet bathing suit Cars that pass on the right When the toilet paper rolls from behind instead of the front When it snows on a day we already have off from school (and school would have been cancelled) People who don’t have answering machines People who don't take dust jackets off hardcover books When I'm waiting for a parking space and the person knows I'm waiting for it and either a) takes their sweet time pulling out or b) isn't planning on pulling out at all and doesn't bother to tell me Folded concert/play tickets Sunglasses with mirrored lenses Multiple remote controls E-mailed greeting cards E-mail forwards that make you open ten e-mails to get to the original message! The way Brett takes off his socks People who brush their teeth after they’re fully dressed Circuses – too smelly! Brushing your teeth and then drinking orange juice People who don’t use the “number pad” on the computer keyboard People who use “courier” font People who don’t read while waiting (airport, doctor’s office, etc) – wasting time! People who write multiple-page letters and use letterhead for all pages instead of just the top page. When Brett doesn’t bring in the mail/paper (if he’s home alone) “Bingington”