- alex
- lol.. i think you must be the only person i actually listen to in my life you know lol
- because,, i listen to girls.. well yo just cant can you, cuz relationship problems
- and then lads, there either, biased towards me, or biased towards one EX GF cuz they fancy her or summit lol
- but you. your just like.
- ermm.. you ever watchd happy feet
- that guru penguin guy
- lol with the fuckin 6 pack of beer rings round his head
- but yur not even like that
- you dont give me advice, its just like, constructive critism .. i love it :L lmao
- its jus a good fuckin power tune init lol for actin hard to lol :L
- j: Jess J<3
- a: the cure...for erectile dysfunction.
- lol.. i think you must be the only person i actually listen to in my life you know lol
- amy
- youre like a riddle :/
- why a riddle?
- i dunno i heard it on the tv and the convo between these people reminded me of your convos with me
- youre not simple basically
- well you're on of the people who gets on a life boat, im not ;)
- youre like a riddle :/
- clewley
- cannibalistic pedo? i like it.
- feel free to abuse my number.
- gemma
- i'd much rather have a conversation about harddrives than shoes
- they're trying to poison you, stop eating.
- you only get on with me cos i fucking strive to please you D:
- your lonliness is your weakness.
- grace
- trade is such a marvelous thing. about economics.
- when he goes into the army, he's gonna be like 6 miles away.
- grace's mom
- you're john's number one fan! in the fan club. well, you're the only fan!
- hammond
- you've gotta know what you're doing in this business.
- you just can't write this stuff. uncanny number of coincedences.
- as they say
- in the "" commune/ity.
- reeling back the archives about my memory, and below.
- in the apple time machine
- didnt notice man, must of been concentrating too much on keeping the bile from regurgitating after the sight of her chins about HMS Belfast.
- if grace looks of alcoholic maturity then you should be in receipt of a pension underage alcoholing!
- and then ol'd Hans, killed it stoooone dead.
- Mrs. Thomas. we so would, just to get into her house. and smell [train station's] pants.
- sort it out, or I will have to initiate my master matchmaking plan.
- got to admaston bus stop and the wheel came off. fuck me man
- you'll have to forgive me when we get in. i'm gonna whack everything from the freezer in the oven, 'cos i am so effing starving i could eat a wild boar.
- hammond's sister
- what's the berlin wall? is it the great wall of china? is it in china? it's not is it. i watched dora the explorer last night!
- yknow sometimes when i cba to brush my teeth i just whack in some chud. it gets all the bits out of the crannies of ya teeth, if you wash it around it stops any plaque build up and it also contains xylitol which whitens the teeth you just cant beat it
- harrison
- Well I'll make friends with anyone aslong as they don't piss me off. :) You don't piss me off.
- I spent whole lunch just doing past papers. If I don't get a B in my retake. I'm going to put a knife about an inch into my wrist.
- What a stupid bitch. Thing is with people like that you can never make them realise how stupid they are cos they're too stupid to understand anything.
- ...Well then you're in the shit. Fish can't swim in shit.
- Just because your american girlfriend doesn't like it! family guy.
- k: who doesn't love me? h: damien. k: brb, getting the E45
- h: i'll feed him with your undersized dick in a minute j: that wouldn't be much of a meal h: s'alright, i gave him mine earlier. he's probs full.
- H: lern 2 lern. is that a paradox? Learning to learn j:doesn't that just make you down syndrome? H: LMFAO. it makes you tcat.
- adam young
- lmfao
- queer
- his name may aswell be
- shagsmen
- don't you just fucking hate lesbo hair
- j: a little bit
- j: it's not that bad tbh
- h: it is
- combined with fucking hair spray and fake tan
- I'd rather fuck a hairy man
- thats a lie..
- I don't trust anything you say anymore :P
- you lie all the time :P
- you're weird
- you do it for personal amusement
- gemma does it
- to make herself look cool
- out of the two
- you are loads better
- jasvinder
- you have the mind of a genius. B)
- i ain't seen the violent side, whenever i see you you're always smiling or laughing but people hide a lot under laughter.
- then I was like I reckon its your looks and the fact that you say it how it is haha
- joho
- well there's a pound and some lube. about paying someone back.
- maxwell the stud muffin, as he is known. doesn't beat dave the poontang master, though!
- then he proceeded to shit himself.
- kaine
- i could eat a horse.
- take that back! i like horses.
- i like eating.
- she's just shit. at life.
- thats cuz shes got the 'god will protect me' mindset when she drives
- i could eat a horse.
- kelly
- burrrn. better get the E45.
- kirsty it's very sad after everything this might be the most memorable quote of yours.
- you insulted him and me for the fun of it me, being a bastard.
- L1
- there's something sexy about cilla black.
- she's about 70!
- yeah..that's it, isn't it.
- there's something sexy about cilla black.
- lord martindale
- sparkling lemonade? well what else is it gonna be. beverages
- it's her birthday on saturday. but no need to remember how old she is because it's always changing. about his mother
- it's exactly the same as that, except the number plate is different. his dad's car
- ma
- he lives like a church mouse. it doesn't cost much to keep him.
- you may aswell just top yourself.
- mel l
- g: it doesn't say in the bible "thou shalt not use contraception." m: and it doesn't say "thou shalt get aids."
- c: it's not good to wash your hair everyday you know. m: i know, but with my absolute MANE..
- m: i like ruining things! m: you like what? you like rimming things?!?
- nai
- i smell IMPENDING DOOM. about a pen or pencil's lifespan.
- btw. it's healthy to think you're the shit sometimes, jsyk. about self-deprecation.
- no offense white girls but where did god put the boooty. about white's posterior.
- i feel an experiment coming on.
- i'm not cute. i'm fucking tough. being goddam cuuute :]
- you are obedient. i like that.
- [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity]. IT'S REALLY USEFUL AND INSIGHTFUL. study it well. x3
- n: how many times would you say you've fallen off a bed in your life?
- j: like <10?
- j: does it tell you something about a person? :P
- n: maybe. xD
- n: a SENSE OF ADVENTURE.
- n: this is perfect right now, jsyk.
- n: you're here and i'm in bed and warm and it just works.
- n: i don't want you to stop
- n: :]
- n: i'm going to turn into a puddle right on this webcam and it'll be all your fault.
- not knowing does things to you that i've never seen in other people
- n: i just ctrl+f'd
- n: rape
- j: lmfao.
- j: DRAMATIC?!
- n: /dying
- >} }h\y |\{\ -n}\{\[}-n;? - "n+| }ha}/_
- i read shit and i'm like
- how is he so nice to me. >>
- niall
- alright..i'm niall. and you could do worse! chat-up line.
- food? get in my belly.
- nielsen
- every time i went round to fix his computer i used to want to punch him in the face. about the number of jack's toolbars.
- ondre
- im addicted, man! i'll have to buy one of those fake ones with the green light on the end and everything. quitting smooking.
- z:"so you have more drawbacks than benefits?" nah, the same for each. just one. it's all hard work in business.
- reaally?
- pa
- i dont mind if you're on the FBI most wanted, as long as you dont kill a man.
- if you get in a fight, just knock the first few out and the rest'll leave you alone. about vandals.
- that's why i like jon. he's good at saving. about money.
- i'll have to read go through it page by page then. j:"you're on page 667." i'm a fast reader. the maplin e-catalogue.
- life's hard, isnt it. when you're up all night. sleeping, or lack thereof.
- i think we better get a lickedy-split on. about hurrying up (:
- a scooter. you know. an invalid carriage! mobility scooters.
- about 4 tonne of junk mail.. i can't wait until i get my woodburner.
- well why don't you just kill yourself then?
- i don't like her. her perfume reminds me of baked beans.
- i'm healthy! everyone in the office has sausage sandwiches. except for one person. me! i have bacon.
- phil
- hello mr bubbles would you like some milk??! about...no-one knows.
- ramiro
- you can get a shower and a shag for two quid! about romanian services.
- rob
- you should do it with ben's mom. she's well good! ben: i think you mean "ben's mother is a very good driving instructor." j: "why are you talking in 3rd person? this isn't facebook!
- SEB
- tom- the grand yokozuna of the multiple choice. about economics papers.
- i worry about you jon. you listen too carefully to the stuff i say and most of that is just rubbish anyway. more memory.
- you have a memory you do. nobody ever tell jon anything, 'cos if the taliban catch him he'll sing like a canary. i don't know why the taliban would capture you, though..
- my advice to you is all get really good jobs, then emigrate.
- have you got somekind of photographic memory? do you stalk me or just remember everything? you don't stalk me, you're sure?
- susie
- one of my sons is a banker, the other one is an international rock star. "oh, very good, which bank?"
- sophie
- j:"i dont know for how long i am going to be a non-bastard" ikr, you am jekyll and hyde. my temperament volatility.
- every day you become more daniel hall-ish in your inability to detect sarcasm
- omg, daniel hall just jogged past my window.
- as soon as I saw it, i knew it was you. no-one else has such aspirations of grandeur.
- you're like the police; anything i do or say may be taken down as evidence and used against me in a court of ridicule.
- ste
- i hate flip flops and sandals. they look horrible. i dont really give a shit about comfort i prefer to wear clothes that look good. or at least i think look good. that sounded womanly lmao. cos reminded me of stuff girls say about high heels which cripple their ankles.
- music tech's absolute poor lesson. RS is worse though. its hell.. ironically.
- woodbridge
- 22. my father would get drunk, and make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.
- 24. if loves a crime, i'm innocent.
- does she have a nice..big..head?
- this girl sounded like she was going into an asthma attack as she climaxed. like choking on a pool ball!
- j: there's a girl in charlotte's year going out with a 30 year old. l: ..is it charlotte?
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