- A priest and a nun walk into a bar. They get really drunk and have sex.
- Why did the policeman cross the road? To write someone a parking ticket.
- What do you call a redneck with roadrage? A mother fucking asshole.
- Why did the hippie OD? To get to the other side.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? Fuck you.
- Why do firemen wear red suspenders? Army surplus was sold out of the blue ones.
- How do you keep a moron in suspense? I don't know, go ask a moron.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing, because elephant and rhinoceros DNA just won't splice.
- Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.
- What's brown and stinky? Shit.
- How many janitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
jan 10 2012 ∞
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