- Smoke a cigarette 
- Chew tobacco 
- Get a tattoo 
- Join a choir 
- Travel to Nigeria 
- Get my tongue pierced 
- Go streaking 
- Have a pet spider 
- Live in a cardboard box 
- Own a motorcycle 
- Join the military 
- Compete in the Olympics 
- Dye my hair an unnatural color 
- Live in Texas, Arizona, or New Mexico 
- Go bungee jumping 
- Carry a gun 
- Get breast implants 
- Care about Nascar 
- Be a hick 
- Take up acting 
         oct 16 2011 ∞
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