dedicated to those perverts out there. especially those who are bottom!taehyung taekook shippers ;))))

please note that most stories i will be recommending are from archive of our own (ao3)! and bottom taehyung!! + most of these authors have a+ stories, i just picked my faves! enjoy!

• Vkook as HarleyQuinnxJoker

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/series/548365 it's a series of works (3) of jeongguk as the joker and taehyung as harley quinn! i loved this series a lot. warning: violence, cursing, and so much smut ??? haha but the writing is so good i can't even.. 236789021/10 !!!

• refrigerator humming, chewing gum and instant karma

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9500051/chapters/21494297 btw i noticed that this story was really popular and had a lot of hits, and it was so worth it to read?? slow burn but damn its so satisfying once you finish it. i reread this thrice this week already! honestly brothers taegi and taekook's relationship are to die for. i would marry this work if i could. ("of smokey bars and burning hearts" will be my side hoe)

DESC: Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?"

Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand.

Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

• untilted

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9436541 asdrtfyguhbvcfguih ok if u read the tags and you're like me u can tell that you're gonna love the story as much as i do. this was so hot ngl and jeongguk is so <3333333333

DESC: Jungkook gets rough, just the way Taehyung likes.

• of smokey bars and burning hearts

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11471001/chapters/25720089 ok this was s o good and the last few chapters rlly got me on edge but the ending was so satisfying.. honestly. they're rlly badass here and badass taegguk are my favourites. imo this is ONE OF THE BEST works i've ever read in the whole taekook fandom. i will keep on praising and recommending this ff until the die i die because it is THAT good.

DESC: The boy -man- is beautiful. The way the light shines on his face tugs at Jeongguk's heartstrings and for the first time in his life, he's caught off guard. Jeongguk knows he isn't going to heaven and he figures that this boy is the closest thing to an angel he'll get.

Taehyung wants the world to know who he is and Jeongguk is dangerous enough to make that happen.

Mafia! AU

• kiss kiss, bang bang

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/series/577105 btw y'all this is a series of cop jungkook and mischievous taehyung. ;) me likey likey lol jk but this series got me fucked up in a good way!

• He's Always Right There When I Need Him

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12376326 dont hate me this is pretty kinky but baseball player jungkook is a kink. sorry not sorry! ;)

desc: Just your typical highschool au featuring football star Jeongguk and his cheerleader boyfriend Taehyung having sex in the empty locker room after practice.

• i caught your fever, i'll be feeling it forever

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10818513 EXHIBITIONISTS TAEHYUNG AND JEONGGUK HAVING SEX IN A CLUB HOW MUCH HOTTER CAN THIS GET????? and the dirty talk got me weak god damn it i love this fan fic so much

DESC: It was Taehyung's idea, really. Somehow it always was.

AKA Jeon and Tae do it in the middle of a sex club, because Taehyung likes an audience (and maybe Jungkook does, too).

• call me pretty & nasty

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12476844 ok sorry another police officer jeongguk pic but its too sexy to resist I'm sorry but not really :) this fic was rlly hot and i got so ZSDXFGCHVEBRHSBDJQDWANSK when it started hfhhhhhhhhjvefd jn ewcsjdnjnndwkjajkjkejkw also taehyung in heels ! :)

desc: taehyung is a saucy little fucker, and jeongguk has always been weak for him.

or: officer jeongguk is surprisingly ok with being fuck buddies with a criminal.

• i can feel that body shake, and the heat between your legs

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10837338 yeah ok I'm a sucker for kim taehyung in heels sue me. hot birthday sex thats so kinky it should be bad but fluff thats so sweet that it should be illegal? i love taekook kill me now --- read the tags bc this is rlly kinky (college au bitch let me die!!!!!!!!!!!!) this is the lovechild of a kink fest work and a fluffy cotton candy tooth rotting work, not bona lie.

desc: Jeongguk burns with the desire to keep Taehyung like this forever, to spoil and degrade and dominate.

• work it

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13276368 this fic is so funny HAHAHAHAHAH and the smut was so good?? i love smut + comedy combos in a good ass fan fic. also jungkook is really fuckin perverted but thats ok because its funny and we love him!

desc:

Five times Jeongguk begged his boyfriend to ride his thigh and the one time he breaks the door.

Alternatively; Jeongguk and Taehyung try seven days of abstinence. They almost made it.

• (all of me is) all for you

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11026185 honestly this fic praised taehyung so much i love it. plus boyfriends tae kook missing each other is the sweetest and they're united and its like BAM BAM BAM their sex scene was so good hhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can't get over this fic

desc: The sun has always loved Taehyung the most.

(or: in which Jeongguk discovers that his fingers fit perfectly in the hills and valleys Taehyung's ribcage create) Series

• I'm Crying in the Club

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10973535 no words. it was really good :) that was 4 words and an emoticon oops never mind lemme change it --- 4 words and an emoticon. it was really good :)

desc: Sometimes Taehyung hates Jeongguk’s sex drive.

If it wasn’t for his sex drive, he wouldn’t be in this dingy bathroom at the back of a random club Jeongguk dragged them into, getting fucked within an inch of his life.

• dating kim taehyung: a rulebook

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/7291831 lol this is the only g-rated ff in this rec ,, or the only non-mature one hahaha :^)) jk anyways this is so cute but kinda spicy :-)) i personally think it should've been rated keep and up audiences but oh well. its about 800-900 words full of sweet shit. enjoy.

desc: Jeon Jeongguk's rules and tips on how to deal with excessive human bean Kim Taehyung.