• I just touched my butt.
  • There are purple balls in my salad!
  • At least they're not blue.
  • I'm gonna go in the corner and have a quick blow.
  • I didn't break the two-month rule!
  • So the three of us just hung out in my bed...
  • My boobs are tooooooo small.
  • So it's chocolate mousse, in the shape of a moose? I GET IT!
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