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  • shrinking and being stepped on
  • watching airplanes drop bombs over my head
  • choking on a plum pit (it's happened before and it was the scariest thing ever)
  • the world turning inside-out
  • prescription drugs being mislabeled and then taking the wrong drugs
  • accidentally blowing a bubble with my snot
  • dying alone
  • having my eyes slowly inflate and burst
  • my toes falling off without noticing
  • losing the sense of touch
  • the world turning up-side down
  • finding the edge of the universe only to discover that it is the beginning as well
  • dying from cancer
  • watching someone die tragically
  • faulty wiring bursting a light over my head and having shards of glass fall into my eyes blinding me for life
  • having to eat nothing but icing for the rest of my life ( for example, beef icing, carrot icing, brussel sprout icing)
  • conscription
  • the loss of communication
  • wasted time (ha, and what am i doing right now?)
  • getting a brain tumor (EDIT: incidentally, in the summer of 2010 I found out that I have a cyst in my brain. I have to get another MRI to see if it has grown significantly)
  • loss of sight (EDIT: incidentally, said cyst sits between my optic nerves, so if it does grow, then my sight will be affected.)
jan 11 2009 ∞
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