• Persuasion; or, the Fine Art of Diction - SuChen, NC17

Here's a list of things Joonmyun does understand.

• Got a Figure Like a Pinup {Got a Figure Like a Doll} - HunHan, NC17

Sehun is a Hot Topic model and Luhan owns too many pairs of stressed vintage jeans.

• You Just Gotta Ignite the Light {And Let It Shine} - Sehun/Kai/Krystal, PG13

Sehun has a crisis and receives professional counseling from a skater and a scene girl.

• I, I Love You {Like a Love Song, Baby} - Kaisoo, PG13

Jongin is a skater and Kyungsoo is a lotion connoisseur.

• I’m Just a Holy Fool {Oh Baby, He’s So Cruel} - Kai/Luhan/Sehun, PG13

Jongin needs a shoulder to cry on and he gets it in the form of the hipster in pajamas.

• I May Be Bad {But I’m Perfectly Good At It} - HunHan, NC17

Sehun has a leash and Kyungsoo is lucky to have called earlier in the evening.

• Friday Night {Turn Down for What} - Sehun/Kai/Krystal, PG13

Sehun gets dared, Jongin experiments, and Krystal kicks two asses.