• Armani - Code
    • Very watery, surprisingly floral, and very nice. Reminds me of botanical gardens.
  • Chanel - Platinum Egoiste
    • Very velvety from what I remember, but slightly revolting at the same time. You basically have to be Karl Lagerfeld to be able to make it seem acceptable.
  • Hermes - Terre d'Hermes
    • Wonderful - my current fragrance. It smells like the kinds of pine forests where you find Greco-Roman figures dancing and listening to Respighi.
  • Jean-Paul Gaultier - Le Male
    • Smells like a futuristic barbershop. This is exactly how George Jetson smells.
    • Universally popular - so popular in fact that it's the only fragrance I ever smell people wearing.
nov 8 2011 ∞
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