RED

• UC Santa Cruz (The fighting banana slugs!)
• Tigger (Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs)
• Eeyore ("Thanks for noticing me")
• Gymnastics (a perfect 10!)
• Math Teachers (Here's looking at Euclid)
• Cell Phones (How did we ever live without them?)
• Grandmothers (Did you know they were young once? And when /they/ were young...)
• Roommates (there for you when you need them...and still there when you don't)
• Freudian Slips ("It's like when you say one thing but mean your mother)
• Barack Obama
• Lesbians
• L.W.
• Facebook ("Helping people remember birthdays since 2004")
• Stephen Colbert ("The truthiness will set you free!")
• Christmas carols (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...)
• Care Bears (Care bear stare!)
• craigslist
• Unitarian Universalists
• The Daily Show
• algebra (Sorry, your x is not coming back. I don't know y either)
• Lady Gaga (she was born that way)
• allergies
• Santa Claus (He'll be coming down your chimney Christmas eve night)
• artificial sweeteners
• being alive
• building a snowman
• long distance relationships
• Engineers
• Pumpkin Pie (a Thanksgiving favorite)
• amazon.com
• calculus
• crayons
• floppy disks
• Snoopy (The little, white beagle from the "Peanuts" cartoon)
• my girlfriend
• playing apples to apples
• Pi (3.14159...)
• Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names)
• pride parades (Come out, come out, wherever you are)
• Ellen DeGeneres (

GREEN

• Flexible (Bendy, Pliable, Adaptable)
• Pointless (Frivolous, Dull, Blunt)
• Unimaginable
• Uneven
• Superior
• Studious
• Non-conformist
• geeky
• edible
• complex